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humblehipster-blog

2 Kinds of People

gabe-the-fallen-angel

I am a mixture of both

sheswanderlost

nostopdasgay

I found Togami’s first aid kit

2000ish

awwww-cute

“You no study, you play with Pebbles”

hxcjacob-deactivated20220120

ITS NAME IS PEBBLES

afirahs

11-11-1992

He stayed dropping gems and financial advice

sofuckingblue

tell yourself you’re hot. tell yourself you’re amazing. tell yourself you’re untouchably, radiantly attractive. do it every day, even if it feels like you’re lying to yourself. insist to the mirror that you’re the cutest thing its ever reflected. if you do it enough eventually it wont feel like lying anymore, it’ll be automatic, and you’ll recognize yourself as the incredible babe you really are.

cknd

angelclark

Historic Black and White Pictures Restored in Color

Women Delivering Ice, 1918

Times Square, 1947

Portrait Used to Design the Penny. President Lincoln Meets General McClellan – Antietam, Maryland ca September 1862

Marilyn Monroe, 1957

Newspaper boy Ned Parfett sells copies of the evening paper bearing news of Titanic’s sinking the night before. (April 16, 1912)

Easter Eggs for Hitler, c 1944-1945

Sergeant George Camblair practicing with a gas mask in a smokescreen – Fort Belvoir, Virginia, 1942

Helen Keller meeting Charlie Chaplin in 1919

Painting WWII Propaganda Posters, Port Washington, New York – 8 July 1942

Construction of the Golden Gate Bridge ca 1935

foolishly-high

This is awesome.

reeferkitten

Not something I’d typically reblog but I like.

sushinfood

This is bloody fantastic.

unsteadygalaxy

Honestly seeing old photos in color makes the past so much more tangible.

envyavenue

Blue Pitbull

blighght

The difference between cat people and dog people, as explained by Tumblr.

cknd

today-ifuckedup

Today, I fucked up... by lending my phone to my sister

Anyways, on monday my little sister was going to go to the cinema with some friends and since she does not have her own phone I graciously let her borrow mine. After coming home she gave it back to me and I saw that she spammed it with selfies, but I thought oh well, deleted them and went on with my life. What I did not notice though was that she fucked with my settings as well and the clock was 1 hour behind.

Oblivious to this information, I set my alarm to ring at 7 and went to bed. I am a heavy sleeper so my alarm is the scene from pulp fiction when the lady screams, “Any of you pricks move and Ill have to shoot every last motherfucking one of you”. As I was tired from life in general I fell asleep immediately. In the morning I woke up and listened… no alarm clock. At first I thought I just woke up earlier but I checked my wristwatch and it was already 7:15. I quickly hopped out of bed at an ungodly speed, cursed repeatedly, grabbed my phone, my bag, and went on my way to school.

Luckily I arrived just before the bell rang at 7:29. I took my seat, plumped my bag with my phone in it on the floor, and pretended to pay attention. All was going well, until 8:00 when disaster struck. The alarm went off, everyone turned towards me, I fumbled trying to shut it off so instead I just took the whole battery out, blushed blood red, asked to go to the bathroom and spent the rest of the day there.

On the bright side this was the last day of school, so hopefully nobody will remember after summer! Or I can always move or go into hiding…

jagkx

i can’t remember growing up??

I can’t remember the point when adults started cursing around me without apologizing, or when I was allowed to get my own food. I can’t remember when I stopped sliding into my mom’s bed after having a bad night. I can’t remember when my mom stopped chopping my food up at dinner, or when my mom stopped checking on me while I was in the bath. I don’t remember things changing, I don’t remember growing up.