Baby Hands @fatmanda - Tumblr Blog

So I know it’s been awhile, I’m still hot though.

ithelpstodream

🔥🔥🔥

yougivemelife-deactivated201809

I’M LIVING SIS

cybergata

adequategatsbys

I have never before seen such a brown kitty.

bando--grand-scamyon

IT LOOKS LIKE A S'MORES POPTART

theradioghost

I STEPPED OUTSIDE OF THE FRONT DOOR OF MY OWN HOME ONLY TO FIND THE DEER THAT TRIED TO KICK MY ASS LAST YEAR STANDING RIGHT THERE IN MY FRONT YARD. BOLD AS BRASS.

AM I NOT SAFE ANYWHERE ANYMORE

theradioghost

for those of you who were not here last year: this deer is the most obnoxious, unnatural red-orange color I’ve ever seen, only appears when it’s raining, and once chased me a quarter mile through the woods. her name is Hot Cheeto Hatred and she is my nemesis

galuby

dude, i think that’s a fairy

mrevaunit42

Fae deer: Im gonna make this human my nemesis

Fae court: why?

Fae deer: Because im bored.

botanical-artistry

brutol

im going to bed for a week

Straight boys be like

squidfuckr

“?????? you fuckign talk to me?????????????????? duh???”

keeper0fthestars

theweiwuxian

Phew that lost post A READ

frogonapumpkin

a rating of all the frogs in my neighbors’ frog-themed bathroom

very round and good! his face shows an emotion that i can’t quite describe. 10/10

here we have an arts and crafts frog! he has a nice figure but his lack of eyes is unsettling. 6/10

this is a truly excellent frog, he’s going places and he doesn’t care how long it takes. 12/10 for realism.

this frog looks like he’s having a cheeky little giggle at you for being in the bathroom for so long. something about him unsettles me. 2/10

this is the woodchime frog. he watches you smugly. i don’t like how he’s watching me, 5/10 because he’s kinda cute anyway

i hate it. 0/10

this fellow is perched right next to the toilet. one eye stares directly at your back, while the other looks at the wall. 6/10 good frog shape but still very unsettling

a truly excellent pair of comrades! double frog points 20/10

it’s Awful. -5/10

myrinthinks

@elodieunderglass!

elodieunderglass

WOW this is some of the best content I’ve seen on this site. thank you so much.

zsnes

pictures that make you go he he he thats a little boy

hotvampireadjacent

he he he thats a little boy

justcatposts

Sometimes we all just need a good ear massage 💆‍♀️

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weloveshortvideos

byebyebyebyebyebybeybebyeybeyeb

how can him go inside but me not

i-am-fert

itis okay. you can stil particitate in othor fert activties suck as:

sleep

and sleep

dicecast

This is illegally sweet.

gahdamnpunk

This pandemic is really proving that government has the means to solve all problems they just choose not to

bemusedlybespectacled

I studied abroad in London in 2014 and my British Politics professor literally brought in a former homeless woman who had been made not-homeless when, during the 2012 Olympics, she and everyone else were given temporary housing to keep them off the streets. and while some people returned to being homeless afterwards, most people didn’t, because it turns out it’s easier to get a job and be secure if you already have the house thing taken care of.

the government could absolutely fix homelessness today, and it would solve homelessness not just temporarily, but for the long term. but the government chooses not to, not because it’s expensive (it’s more expensive to have homeless people than it is to give them homes), not because it doesn’t work (there are a lot of studies confirming that it does), but because some people think that being poor is a moral failing that can only be solved by shitting on them some more.