mourning in my chilli fries

As the name says, Be More Chill nonsense B) Headcanons, fanart, maybe fanfics, etc.

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Favorite Muppets

Jeremy

He feels like a Gonzo guy

He and Michael together totally fw/embody the two old dudes (Statler and Waldorf)

He’s also just really good at doing impressions of Muppets? Stand-outs include Kermit, Fozzie Bear, Beaker, Rowlf, Sam Eagle, and Lew Zealand

Rich

My guy adores Kermit

Personally, I love Gerard Canonico’s take that Lara Croft was Rich’s SQUIP, rather than evil Kermit, so I think post-SQUIP he’d go back to freely loving the Muppets and he wouldn’t be traumatized by Kermit or anything

He also gets a kick out of Pepe

Knows a ton of really niche facts about the Muppets and thinks the show The Muppets (based off The Office) was super underrated

Is amazed by Jeremy’s impressions

Michael

Likes Rizzo the Rat

Also messes w/ Uncle Deadly

Christine

Views Miss Piggy as a strong leading woman

Further respects her after learning her backstory

Chloe

Also likes Miss Piggy but just bc she thinks she’s such a diva

Brooke

Lowkey in love with Janice, but just knows her as “that one baddie muppet with the eyelashes”

Jenna

Thinks Beaker is such a cutie

Rocks w/ Animal

Jake

Doesn’t have a favorite Muppets character, but does know who he liked in Sesame Street

Messed w/ Big Bird, Snuffleupagus, and Cookie Monster

Mr. Heere

Fozzie Bear, Sam Eagle, and the Swedish Chef feel right for him

Mr. Reyes

Uncle Deadly and Gonzo

He relates to Uncle Deadly, wishes he were Gonzo

I think the main people who indulged in The Muppets were Rich, Jeremy, and Michael, plus Mr. Heere and Mr. Reyes since they would've kinda grown up with it. The rest maybe saw a couple movies or random episodes when they happened to be on at home, but didn't actively watch it.

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My friend pointed out that, at 7/11, you pour your own slushie. Like, I've literally never been to a 7/11 where the worker pours it for you, which makes the following line Michael sings hilarious to me:

"The girl at sev-elev gave me a generous pour"

Cause now I can't help but imagine he's walking into 7/11 and getting this poor girl to pour him his gd Big Gulp slurpee instead of doing it himself like a normal person

Unless this is like a differently-built 7/11 where the slurpee station is behind the counter but... I highly doubt it

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ANOTHER THING!! Typically, it's seniors that are allowed to leave during lunch. Michael?? Is not a senior????

He's a junior, which means bro is just leaving and demanding a minimum-wage worker pour him his slushie Better-case scenario, he's such a regular there that the cashier just always has his slurpee ready for him when he needs it ALSO, looking at the line: "Had my sushi, got my slushy and more! The roll is negimaki-"

As my sibling pointed out, that roll is served warm. It would require time to prepare. WHEN DOES HE HAVE TIME TO GET THIS???

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My friend pointed out that, at 7/11, you pour your own slushie. Like, I've literally never been to a 7/11 where the worker pours it for you, which makes the following line Michael sings hilarious to me:

"The girl at sev-elev gave me a generous pour"

Cause now I can't help but imagine he's walking into 7/11 and getting this poor girl to pour him his gd Big Gulp slurpee instead of doing it himself like a normal person

Unless this is like a differently-built 7/11 where the slurpee station is behind the counter but... I highly doubt it

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Driving Skills

Jeremy

Extremely anxious/cautious driver, only feels safe in a car with Michael or Brooke at the wheel

Michael

Rides a PT Cruiser

Learned how to be a pretty safe driver more for Jeremy’s sake than his own

Christine

Truly not terrible but she often breaks hard at the last second and jolts everyone in the car

Jeremy presses the imaginary breaks in the passenger seat when he’s with her

Chloe

Not bad in that she always has control of the car, awareness, and good reflexes, but kind of scary and has TERRIBLE road rage

Good by Jersey standards, keeps up with the flow of traffic (at least 15 above the speed limit), goes around turning cars, flashes high beams and beeps at slow or idiotic drivers, doesn’t break check, speeds up at yellow lights

Rich

Never let him drive ever

Jake

Generally a good driver

BUT sometimes gets distracted either listening to music or talking to other people and almost misses a turn

Instead of just turning on the next street he’ll whip the wheel like a madman

He’ll also just a bust a u or k turn in random-ass places

Brooke

Very relaxed, safe driver

Drives her mother’s car

Jenna

Pro multitasker at the wheel

She’s always talking to someone on the phone and drives with one hand, which looks kind of terrifying (to Jeremy) but she’s so good at it that it’s completely fine