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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Not today Justin
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Xuebing Du
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@bmcfanboi
fun game!! dont look at my about and guess these things based on how you perceive me:
age pronouns and gender zodiac sign romantic status eye color hobbies introverted / extroverted favorite season
Already did one of these, why not another
woah another post we dont need
Since I've been super inactive lets play this
Rich (slurred): you call it 'bad at darts' I call it free acupuncture
Michael: Sir I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the bar
Source:
Squip *standing over all the kids*: Look at all those losers
Me to myself: everything's gonna be fine. We've done this a million times, we know it'll be fine
My anxiety: okay but- what if we have an axiety attack? Then we'd feel terrible
Me: shit you right
Jake: everyone's got a gay cousin
Michael: Bitch I don't have a gay cousin.
Michael: oh shit.. I AM the gay cousin.
Chloe: Brooke how do you want your coffee?
Brooke: I like my coffee like I like my women.
Chloe: *slowly puts rainbow sprinkles ontop*...??
Brooke: ah, just how I like em.. Super gay
(Admin: oh boy a part two)
Michael: Hey Jere! To celberate st.patricks day we're all drinking mountain dew, wanna join in?
Jeremy: *shrugging while drinking* sure what could go wrong?
The squip: *reactivates* Jeremy Heere..
Jeremy: shit.
Jere: yo how do you want your coffee?
Michael: I like my coffee like I like my women.
Jere: ???
Michael: I'm gay..
Jere: right. Tea it is
Important Question
Ive been thinking of expanding this blog a bit. How would y'all feel if I did incorrect qoutes with some other musicals? Maybe stuff like hamilton, some of the starkid musicals? Tell me what you think
Michael: ye ever just write sad songs on a piano in the dark of your room for hours on end?
Jeremy: what no?? Are you okay?
Michael: *quietly pushing a keyboard under his bed* what? Haha yeah I'm fine I was just askin
PSA
90% of the qoutes I make are just me talking to myself and being like "hehe that's funny"
Ellen: So I heard you like old school games..
Michael: that's right.
*distant sounds of Wakka Wakka getting closer to the door*
Michael: omg elen you didn't
(Over text)
Jake: Bro wtf is homoemo?
Rich: it's a gay porn company why?
Jake: you left your laptop at my place your browser history is full of it
Rich: Shit
Jake: yeah bro, I think someone hacked your laptop or something
Rich: yes.. That must be it
Michael: bro could you imagine what it would be like to hold all your hopes and dreams in your hands?
Jeremy: *grabs and squishes michaels face*
Michael: whatcha doing bro?
Jeremy: holding all my hopes and dreams bro
Michael: *tearing up* bro..
For every one of my followers
Whoever replies to this post I will send them a personalized message telling them how much I love and appreciate them cuz the world needs more wholesomeness
Jeremy: *walks in to see Michael practicing dancing in the middle of the room* uh... Micha, whatcha doing?
Michael: *freezing instantly* uhhhhh... Arguing with a ghost?
Rich: *kisses Jake goodnight* night bro
Jake: wait bro, you didn't say no homo
Rich: I know..
Rich: *whispers* All the homo
