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#mood. late nite after being on campus for 10 hours sckraight. Yup, that's right. sckraight. where my esthero ppl at? breath from another tho? this album tho = gem. #esthero #breathfromanother #triphop #theworldiknow #indigoboy #classic #1998

#theworldiknow #triphop #esthero #1998 #classic #indigoboy #breathfromanother #mood

Whatchu know bout that canned beef??? #thatgravytho #growinguphood #dontactbrandnew

#bmoreratchet #ratchet #hoodmeals #growinguphood #growingupblack #baltimore

Chiiiilllleeee this how they do us...we out here thuggin it HEAVY on the subway aka school bus!! the ppl who made this decision a year ago clearly don't have to take public transportation... So they thought doing this for three weeks in a HEATWAVE was a marvelous idea...for the record, MTA Maryland, y'all ain't shit. Witcha fancy cars and Uber rides. There's no way your ad teams can spin this to make this seem any less ratchet than it is, ever. So stop trying. Climb on the magic school bus, Baltimore. Climb on. #bmoreratchet #baltimore #mtamaryland #thishowtheydous #publictransportation #ratchetry #lmao #hilarity #hoodlife #onlyinbaltimore

#mtamaryland #lmao #hoodlife #bmoreratchet #thishowtheydous #ratchetry #hilarity #onlyinbaltimore #publictransportation #baltimore

On MTA Subway Closing Down For Three Weeks...

That moment when u hear the MTA has contracted school buses to be shuttle buses for the three weeks that the subway won’t be running above ground……..

School. Buses. In Baltimore heat. With Baltimore. People.

This will be a SIGHT to see, and to hear.. .stay tuned for ridiculous updates!!!!!

#bmoreratchet #ratchet #ratchetry #publictransportation #mtamaryland

CHIIILLLLEEEE....*insert ratchet caption here* my people. Myyyyy people.

#bmoreratchet #summertime #wherewatermelondreaat #watermelon

So good, they had to put him BACK on the bottle. Billy Dee Williams. Call him. Apparently, Somebody did.

#bmoreratchet #colt45 #billydeewilliams #wait #lmao

Meanwhile, these Tims cried out for help. They wondered why they were still being worn past April. It's July. I replied, "it's summer on the east coast... Some didn't get the memo. They also believe you are slippers, and not a boot. But unfortunately, there's nothing I can do. Have a snowball." For a new heatwave of posts, head on over to at bmoreratchet.tumblr.com! #baltimorecity #bmoreratchet #timberlands #summertime #ratchet #how

#bmoreratchet #timberlands #how #ratchet #summertime #baltimorecity

Meanwhile, at the gold shop, still waiting for Pumpkin, Keyanta, Raynell, Plachette (?) and CHASITY, among others, to pick up their name plates.

C-H-A-S-I-T-Y. You read that right.

#bmoreratchet #baltimore #whatsinaname #allgoldeverything

Meanwhile, at Long John Silver's/A&W, I spy a man employing one of the greatest ratchet schemes: turning the drive thru into a walk thru. Get that two piece fish & chicken by any means. Can't say I haven't done the same...

#walkthru #longjohnsilvers #baltimore #bmoreratchet #getithowyoulive

Meanwhile, on the subway tracks... Kool-Aid jumped out of the pack and into a bottle to save its homie, Big Burst. When.

#bmoreratchet #koolaid #subway #bigburst #thelevelofthirst

Steel Reserve: the only drink that gets rundover 877 times and doesn’t die.

#steelreserve #bmoreratchet #baltimore #lmao #that211tho

Go home Newports, you’re drunk. You’ve been passed out in this bush for three days. You are not a part of nature. You are NOT this bush. #bmoreratchet #looseones #baltimoresfinest #whodidthis #lmao #wtf

#newports #lmao #baltimoresfinest #looseones #bmoreratchet #whodidthis #wtf

Talkin bout, ‘I paid my own bail.’ YOU SHOULD PAY YOUR OWN BAIL. 25 years old, still asking me for stuff.

From the mouth of an older man on the 54 bus

#bmoreratchet #westbaltimore #wecantmakethisstuffup #hoodlife #forthebrothasonlockdown

#HOODPSA

“Don’t go to that M&T Bank, y'all, it’s gettin’ robbed right now. (Repeats) DON’T GO TO THAT M&T BANK, Y'ALL, IT’S GETTIN’ ROBBED RIGHT NOW.” -From the mouth of a woman on Reisterstown Road

#bmoreratchet #banksaintshit #baltimore #gimmetheloot

When (Black) gay culture is so mainstream that “YAAASSSS” is now trending on kid’s shirts, but you still don’t want your kids around, you know, actual gay people…..at Nordstrom in Towson… #ThisIsWhereWeAt #NoRatchetPassForYou

#bmoreratchet #mallmadness #nordstrom #appropriation #blackchurchmothersgavebirthtocivilization #yaaas #gaypride #towson #towsontowncenter #baltimore #noratchetpassforyou #thisiswhereweat

The “Make Bawlmer Great Again” starter kit… Aka, Mason Dixon Madness, Aka, the civil war battles fought on Pratt St…last seen on the MTA 58 bus…somebody please get him before he ends up in the hood…#bmoreratchet #tumblr #americawasnevergreat #dundalksfinest #baltimore #mtamaryland #gethimoffthebus #getouttamydreams #andintomycar #wecantmakethisshitup #gettysburgisthattaway

#mtamaryland #gethimoffthebus #bmoreratchet #getouttamydreams #tumblr #dundalksfinest #wecantmakethisshitup #americawasnevergreat #gettysburgisthattaway #baltimore #andintomycar #murica

Oh hey! Me down Lexington market after getting my favorite ratchet summer refreshment, an egg custard snowball. It’ll run you $1.25. Best thing scooped. I posted this because, as we all know, Lexington Market is the EPITOME of ratchet. And I got roots down there…..

#bmoreratchet #snowball #eggcustard #allsummer16 #baltimore #lexingtonmarket #uniqmical #blackgirlmagic

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