* LOWKEY AWKWARD SENTENCE STARTERS .
contains mild swearing , cigarette mention .
“ hey, uh… you dropped this. ”
“ sorry, i didn’t see you there. ”
“ i thought you’d be taller. ”
“ fuck, sorry, what was your name again? ”
“ i’m not great at this kind of thing. ”
“ that made a lot more sense in my head. ”
“ does your brain ever just crap out on you? ”
“ watch where you’re going! ”
“ you’re not supposed to have that. ”
“ you can’t smoke in here. ”
“ aren’t you a little young to be doing that? ”
“ aren’t you a little old to be doing that? ”
“ no offense, but you’re not at all what i expected. ”
“ seemed like the kind of thing you’d like. ”
“ you were a lot cuter in high school. ”
“ so what, you’ve peaked? it’s all downhill from here? ”
“ all i’m saying is, they hyped you up a lot. ”
“ my feelings are complicated, okay? ”
“ what’s going on up there? ”
“ jesus, just kill me now. ”
“ i’ve been trying to tell you i’m into you for months. ”
“ no, that’s okay, i’ve got it. ”
“ is it true, what they said about you? ”