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Kirishima, referring to Momo, Jirou, and Mina: i feel like all three of you, if given the chance, would kill a man

Jirou: that's the dream

Bakugou: why the fuck are you wearing that?

Mina, with a safari hat and an overdramatic Australian accent: jealously is a sickness, mate. get well soon

Kaminari: Henry the Eight wanted to divorce his wife because she wasn't thicc enough

Jirou: is it even possible for you to shut up?

Todoroki: so I could use this tinsel to decorate... or I could use it as a noose

Midoriya: with the way these finals are going I hope it's the second one

Iida: what the fuck have we become?

Mina: roses are red, violets are blue, it don't always be like that... but sometimes it do

Midoriya: *drinks from a water bottle* bottoms up, bitches!

Iida: there's no alcohol in there

Midoriya: can you please just let me dream

Kirishima: was tarzan a virgin before he met jane?

Bakugou: never talk to me again

Mina: who wants to make an ASMR video with me?

Kaminari: are you asking me to make noise porn?

Kaminari: I feel bad for my mom. She was in pain for eight months for an idiot like me

Kirishima: eight?

Sero: eight?

Kaminari: yeah I was born early

Aizawa: y'all we're literally in the middle of class

Teenagers Are Weird