village idiot @kingstinko - Tumblr Blog

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

fishing-princess

torstherapy

anywhoozles

balaclava-trismegistus

Its crazy that the United States military was teaching Special Forces guys how to build their own bombs from scratch during the Vietnam War and now you can just download the entire thing on Wikipedia because of a FOIA request

donjuaninhell

Way more legit than Ragnar Benson.

nitrobishop

egberts

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

homunculus-argument

A free-range group therapy called "get herded, idiot", where you and everyone in your group is set loose to run around on an open field while a highly trained shepherd dog tries to keep you all in one group. I am not sure what benefit this would have for anyone involved.

derinthescarletpescatarian

This would fix everyone involved including the dog

hiveswap

they dont tell you this but you carry your upset younger self in you like a parasitic twin

red-garden

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

1five1two

nobrashfestivity

Ohara Koson, Crow Eating a Persimmon, 1930′s

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badnightbrian

wizardpig

the shape cuck shooting his shapes at me

tatzelwurming

in the dungeon you will have to face a monster with the nose of a tiger, the teeth of a tiger, the ears of a tiger the eyes of a tiger , the cheeks of a tiger , the neck of a tiger, the torso of a tiger, the arms of a tiger, the paws of a tiger, the belly of a tiger the back of a tiger, the the legs of a tiger, the claws of a tiger, the ankles of a tiger, the tail of the tiger, the mind of a tiger, and the power of a tiger