•never even thought to use her magick on herself until Alchemy suggested it
•uses emojis like an old woman
Alchemy
•forgets to do basic self care because they can subconsciously shapeshift into a cleaner version of themselves
•literally would not be able to function without their magick lol
•got bodied by a little twig of a victorian man (alastor) upon their first encounter
Eira
•the most homophobic person on the heartless team (not saying a lot)
•gets very angry when you call him gay, even though he is (especially during his street rat era)
•got kicked out by his father for being ga- I mean for being an ice witch
•currently in the middle of his Elsa arc
•edgy. too much edge. should be in therapy for that alone if not the daddy issues
•accidentally hit his crush with an blast of ice when they were about to kiss :/ (I won’t say who tho lol)
Heartless
•smells like a rotting corpse
•has the Creepy Zombie Vibes
•honestly one of if not the scariest people on the team
•sleeps with his eyes open sometimes
•looks like a literal dead body while he sleeps, tried to take a nap on a bench once and woke up with autopsy scars
Flint
•goofy goober
•does the cartoonishly loud snores
•fell in love with Eira Hale
•attracted to exclusively his thematic opposites (Eira, Diana, etc.)
•in the battle for Eira’s love, he is up against an aurthian dragon and the childhood friend trope. he is losing spectacularly to both

Doppel + Glass
•rich boy(plural) in disguise
•like Eira during his streetrat era if you replaced the homo and magi phobia with more edge, depression, and the color purple, and then split him down the middle
Okay so let’s do the math with my tiny tiny gay brain that brought down my math score on my sat,,
Ok so let’s go back to Algebra where we learned our combination and permutation
In permutation the order matters, and in combination, order does not matter, that’s the one we want.
Now it’s generally frowned upon to ship a character with themselves so we’re not going to allow for repetition
So that gives us the formula C(n,r)= (n!/r!(n-r)!)
Looks scary but it’s not when we break it down
n= set size; the amount of things to be take r at a time, where r= subset size
These numbers are pretty easy, there’s 12 main characters in heartless, however I am going to count doppel/glass as 2 different people (as they can be shipped with each other as well as separately) this allows our Math to make more sense, so our set size—or n—would = 13
r is pretty easy as well, and while we don’t found upon polyamory here, that Math is too complicated rn so I’m going to just do 2 person ships, r=2
Now let’s plug that into our formula; C(13,2)= (13!/2!(13-2)!), simplified = (13!/2! • 11!)
Now what the heck do those ! Mean??
Without hurting your brain too much, you just take the number and multiply it by everything before it, so 3! Would be 3 • 2 • 1, simple
Brain : what if alastor had a secretly magic sibling
me: oh cool idea” watches new heartless video
brain what if dopel and alastor were related
me: oh no
brain: what if alastor ratted him out
me: OhNo
brain: what if alastor saw dopel with the heartless crew and said “ really leaning into this new identity of yours huh?” And the rest of the crew don’t know what he’s talking about and glass defends him and-
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