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Incorrect quote blog for the story Heartless, which belongs to @abd-illustrates! [INACTIVE]

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Welcome to incorrect-heartless-quotes!! Please read if you’re new, as this is an introductory post to get things started!!

If you’re here, I’m sure you’re aware that Heartless and its characters belong to @abd-illustrates !!! I’m simply a fan who greatly enjoys incorrect quotes, so I thought it could be fun to make an iq blog for Heartless!! Keep in mind that he is not associated with anything posted here; none of it is canon or claiming to be, it’s truly just some fun shenanigans lol.

Some notes on how I’m going to handle tagging here are below the cut!!

-#Heartless refers to the story as a whole. #Heartless (character) refers to specifically the character.

-#Doppel refers to the original Doppel. #Glass will be used to refer to Glass, Doppel’s copy.

-Ship tags will take the form of “Name x Name,” for example, #eira x flint or #diana x lorelei.

Have fun and stay safe, y’all!! (^ᴗ^)ノ

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Lance: Hmm, it’s time to be unreasonably evil due to my tragic past.

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Flint: Eira, you’re bleeding out! What’s your blood type?

Eira: B… Positve…

Flint: I know, I’m trying!

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Eira: Flint, you’re bleeding out! What’s your type?

Flint, weakly: White hair, ice magic… calls me hot stuff… really handsome…

Eira: Ah- That’s- Uh- You’re dying! I meant your blood type!

Flint: Oh. Red.

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Lance: he turns himself into a pickle, Alastor. It’s the the funniest shit I’ve ever seen

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Bandy: Why aren't you working?

Lorelei: Oh, I'm on vocal rest :)

Bandy: What?

Lorelei, raising her voice: I'm on vocal re-

Bandy: :)

Lorelei: ...God damn it, Bandy, now I need to make a tea with honey, okay??

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Alchemy: What do you want, Eira? What's that one concrete goal that motivates all your actions?

Eira: I don't think I have one of those-

Alchemy: Then how is anyone supposed to sympathize with you, Eira?

Eira: I don't know! I want money??

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Lance: If there were two guys on the moon and one of them killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what?

Alastor: Lothaire how did you get in my house

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Alchemy: How are you today?

Glass: Please don’t make me think about my life.

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Lorelei: S(he) be(lie)ve(d) 😔😔

Bandy: He lied?

Lance: sbeve :)

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Glass: You’ve always, you know, looked out for me and shared your wisdom.

Doppel: I am pretty wisdomus

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Lance: MOTHERS AND FUCKERS OF THE JURY-

Alastor: *facepalm*

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Someone in the Jury: [gets injured]

Dock, grabbing bottles of unknown liquids: I didn’t get my medical license revoked for nothing

Lance, from the other side of the room: it’s true, he got it revoked because he killed eight of his patients

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Flint: I’m going to the store, does anyone want anything?

Heartless: My memories, please!

Doppel: A happy childhood.

River: Some self-confidence maybe..

Eira: Stable mental health would be nice.

Flint: ...yeah I have like. $7.

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Alastor: I can't even tell any of you apart half the time, because I don't go by height or appearance; I go by amount of pain-in-my-ass, which makes you all identical.

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[Loud thudding noise]

Alastor, pinching the bridge of his nose: What the hell was that?

Bandy: A box fell down the stairs.

Alastor: That sounded a lot louder than a box.

Bandy: Lance was in the box

Alastor: ...Oh. Well that’s fine, then. Just don’t damage anything valuable

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Stuffed animal: [has fur covering its eyes]

Heartless: [gently fixes it]

Heartless: There you go, you can see!