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@boaracious
- I’LL CHEW YOU UP, SCUM! -
Independent Inosuke Hashibira rp blog from Kimetsu no Yaiba: Demon Slayer. Crossovers desperately wanted, pre-established verses in; Pokemon, PMD, BNHA. Other fandoms welcome, begged for even!
Loves mutuals but willing to rp if we’re not!
Dark themes might come with the territory but not every rp will involve it! I wanna meet you and rp with you!
@boaracious | (x)
“Sir, there’s no need to yell. There are people here with their families trying to have it their way, and you’re disturbing them. Now please be quiet and let’s solve this peacefully. I don’t want to have to fight you.”
“I’M NOT YELLING, YOU ARE! This is how I sound all the time!? And why are you bothering me?! They won’t give me the food I can see and smell so I’m going to get it myself!!!”
“You Can Be My Wingman Any Time.”
Independent Mayano Top Gun rp blog from Uma Musume: Pretty Derby! Crossover friendly, established Pokemon verse, can go canon divergent! Other fandoms are welcome!
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“Aye copy! Take off~!”
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CLOPCLOPCLOPCLOPCLOPCLOPCLOP!!!!!
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"In the interest of transparency," Shigeo began, copying his Shishou's more businesslike words as he recalled them, "I was hired to exorcise a spirit. The owner here thinks a spirit is haunting this Burger King, but I've looked around and I'm starting to think he means you. And, well, you seem less like a spirit and more like just a guy, so... can you please leave?"
"DO NOT TELL INOSUKE-SAMA WHAT TO DO!!! There is no king here except for ME!!! Begone from my new territory or you'll have to fight me!! You won't confuse me with confusing words, exorcise!? Spirit?! I don't care for your intelligence!!"
CLOP CLOP CLOP CLOP CLOP
i really do just be making inosuke laugh and verbalize shit like hjsefuhfehfguserghh like good for him
[ for @invictarre ]
Lumiose City was having an interesting day, at least if you pay attention to the local news and any sirens in the air. It was not an emergency, moreso a dangerously pesky problem; according to the news an unknown and/or unidentified pokemon was lurking around the city causing damage; roughly 58kg to 63kg, around 5′3″ to 5′5″ (roughly around 1.6m), brown-grey fur and blue-black eyes. That’s all people had managed to see; it was fast, elusive, and hated people and pokemon alike.
So far it had destroyed a car and set off the alarm, crushing the windshield and getting injured, then scaring a lot of tourists and their pokemon. Had it hurt anyone? ... not technically, but destroying a car was either a threat or it’s scared because it’s hurt.
But no one knows for sure, no one can track the beast down!
... ... ... ... ...
An odd foreign pokemon was sitting on a bench by itself-- a shiny Emboar, it has blue flames. It isn’t doing anything wrong nor is it harming anyone; it seems to be waiting patiently for something.
Or someone.
In the distance, there was another car alarm going off, and the furious pitter-patter of sandals through an alleyway as The Beast cuts through the city, blue eyes of the unknown boar mask illuminating in the dark alleyway-- as he escaped the scary noise, he skid to a stop, turning to look around. In his pause, he spots a strong-looking purple civilian man, and a stronger-looking orange beast. Presumably a fire or dragon beast, not that Inosuke particularly cared of its skills.
“Hmhmhueh..” A thoughtful grunt escaped him as he watched them carry about their daily business. He wasn’t allowed to hurt civilians, but challenging them was okay. Is the beast a civilian? ... not technically, he thinks. As he watched them continue to walk down the road, he inhales deeply to bulk up, exhaling steam from his nostrils, dropping down to all fours in an attempt to be elusive.
Lunging at blindingly pokemon-like speeds, Inosuke comes up behind the dragon beast, grabbing onto its sides and trying to grip hard so he wouldn’t let go-- hoping to not get lashed with that giant and strong tail, he instantly starts making a fool of himself as he forcibly LIFTS the beast against its will.
“GRRUUAAAHAAHAAHAA! ANOTHER CHALLENGE FOR THE GREAT INOSUKE-SAMA?! FLAME BEAST THAT RULES OVER THIS LAND AND SKY, YOU’RE NO MATCH FOR ME!!!! GHUHUHUEUEHUEUEH!!!!!”
[[ starter call!
you want to rp with miette?! like post or jail for one thousand years!!!!
[ @rockingdark ]
Spikemuth might be closed for the time being, the shutters lowered and trainers being denied, but that didn’t mean it was impossible to get in; it just depended on how willing or smart you were.
Willing indeed. Smart not so much.
Something had torn through the metal of the shutters that blocked Spikemuth off-- there was a pretty big hole that a teenager or small adult could slip through, but presumably it was a pokemon, right? No sane human would do something so direct like this ...
The hole was letting sunlight in, but only a little bit. Any zigzagoons and toxels that were scampering around were scared off because of a much larger ‘pokemon’ invading their territory.
The man-pokemon was standing on top of ... no. No!!! Piers’ band equipment, while none of it was in use, he was standing on a stereo and would surely break it if he got too rough or pulled a cord wrong. “Gyuhuhueeuh?”
?!?!
SHUT UP!!!! [With the car alarm still blaring, Inosuke clambers off of the shattered windshield, sheathing his swords to his belt, before grabbing one of the car doors--]
[And tearing it off!]
[He throws it at the car, before roaring and turning to speed-trot away]
RRRUUAUAAAAHHH!!!!! TOO STRONG!!!!!!
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[Launched from his battle of the gods, Inosuke is going to land in some city somewhere, landing on top of a cars windshield-- luckily parked, but he shatters the windshield and fucks the hood up with the shape of his body.]
[Just give him a minute, he’s perfectly alive but he just fell from the sky. The car alarm is blaring obnoxiously, people and pokemon are looking. There’s glass in his back and shoulders, one of his legs is a smidge bloody but not broken or deformed; merciful gods.]
UUURRREEHHHHHHHGK. KEH KEH KEHG.
destroyinglightning:
His mouth is still open… With foot in mouth, he closes his jaw and begins shaking his head violently left and right. Sharp teeth, strong jaw, scales harder than Steel types. This is a battle which is going to be hard for the human… thing.
After a good fifty turns of his head, he opens it on a final one, sending the human far away, into the sky. Maybe another day…
[That’s probably an injured foot/ankle and whatever other shaken baby syndrome Zekrom just delivered.]
[Wrath of a god indeed]
GYRRRUUAUAAAAHHHHHHHHH--
[... ting! Bye inosuke]
inosuke do be deservin that
@boaracious asked:
GYAAAAAAHHAAHAHAHA!!! BEAST OF SHADOW AND LIGHTNING, I CHALLENGE YOU TO A FIGHT! HAND TO HAND, TOOTH TO TOOTH, I WILL USURP YOU! GYEHEHEHAHAA! DO YOU ACCEPT A PROCLAMATION FROM THE GREAT AND LEGENDARY INOSUKE-SAMA?!
You wish to fight the Protector of Unova?
If you understand the consequences, and still wish to do so…
Perish.
Of course! How else will Inosuke-sama prove himself?!
[As the turbine of the beasts tail starts glowing and charging up, Inosuke’s quick to unsheathe his jagged blades from his belt, grabbing onto the ribbon-wrapped handle and raising his swords to the air--]
[He suddenly spins the blades at blinding speeds, getting pushed backwards from the force of the beam, but causing the electricity to cyclone and deflect-- not striking Inosuke directly but semi-being absorbed before slashing both swords outwards in an ‘X’, the electricity separating and being shot in two different directions and hitting whatever trees or cliffs that were near by and smouldering them.]
[With that attack deflected, he rushes forward before jumping directly towards Zekrom’s face in an attempt to, essentially, kick him. He’s not using any pokemon, he’s just goin’ at it!]
