Professional Cute And Fat Boy

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[sabrerattler]

[itsagifnotagif]

Dogs are too pure honestly

[violaslayvis]

Nationwide Internet? Does that mean nationalizing internet? Sounds like socialism. Going✈️ U.S. backed coup!!

I wonder what kind of “”corruption scandal”” he will find himself embroiled in in 2-3 years. Which will be used as pretense to conveniently replace him with w a U.S. backed fascist.

[violaslayvis]

facebook different….

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

GAMING. IT’S IN OUR DNA

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

gaming is a genetically transmitted disease

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

its a recessive trait. im not a gamer but i carry the gene.. if i had a kid with another carrier, it could come out a gamer and i just cant take that risk

[harrystylesdildo-deactivated201]

Volunteering at a soup kitchen is one of the least productive things you can do to change the world. Art can inspire people and motivate them. Food is important, yes, but you aren’t changing that person’s life. 

[heut-ist-mein-tag]

whoever wrote this post has definitely never been hungry

[nostalgiaultra-deactivated20210]

I remember one christmas we were short on money so my brother just drew us some pictures of mashed potato it was poppin!!! We ate the pencils too!!!

[unclefather]

[tiduspoo]

hold the phone why does the place where sora and chirithy meet look like heaven

[p1ss-baby]

[nyctoheart]

[dailyraccoons]

[19863]

not to be negative but someone really spent all that time and energy cutting open a pomegranate and then gave it to a (cute) raccoon?

[pythiaproject]

It’s called Love .

[bongcop]

[bongcop]

a happy ending! 

[supersexygamergirl]

[slbtumblng-deactivated20221210]

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[1991series]

[crowisgone-deactivated20230422]

Imagine going to a party and the white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn’t know how to barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though they’re just store bought preshaped frozen patties from Ralph’s or Food 4 Less and while he’s cooking those the white mom comes out and says “okay kids, here’s some pizza!” And she pulls this out and starts telling the kids why its a “fun pizza” and then cries in her master bedroom when no one likes it or finishes it and the white dad is then consoling her why she sobs that she’s a terrible mother and ruined her fourth grade straight B+ sons birthday and thinks her kids hate her but they don’t care but she continues crying softly into her pillow while the children eat poorly cooked burgers with unmelted kraft singles and too much mayonnaise and the only other condiments are two pickles and pepper because the dad calls it his special burger with a secret spice but the spice was just pepper and the kids just keep playing E rated games on their Nintendo Wii while the 17 year old older sister starts cleaning the tragedy up and throwing away uneaten “fun pizza” and whole burgers dejected from the start while she dials Pizza Hut to get these kids an actual birthday lunch and the mother then throws a fit because the daughter did something the kids liked and she didn’t and was the only one making a huge deal out of it and the daughter was then grounded from her TV in her room for only two days and the son went to blow out the candles in his standard birthday cake from food 4 less the mom added strawberries to so she could feel she did something but was still slightly teary and sad because her day was ruined by no one wanting to eat her “fun pizza”

[seven8-nine]

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

[slightmood]

“they’re just little kids let them win at mario ka-”

me:

[slightmood]

“it’s not fai-”

me:

[bransrath]

I was raised by a man who would NEVER let anyone win.  It was like, against his religion.

You won for real or not at all.

Maybe that’s partially why I am not a snivelly liberal.

[slightmood]

[iv-fischer]

yall better vote in this fucking midterm election or the world is ending. not to be ameri-centric but the US is responsible for like 80% of all the fucked up shit going on in the world so we need to get these niggas out of office and put some black women in there

[veryfunnymemes]

[abercrombee]

7) being physically fit

[jamaicanblackcastoroil]

8) having a beard

[e-wifey-deactivated20201128]

9) smoking weed

[wombshaker]

10) Being in love with the 90s