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Hello guys. Once again I have to call upon you for help. I received this ticket last night for driving with no insurance and expired tags. I have barely enough money to pay for food and rent, let alone a ticket or insurance. This is such a financial burden, I don’t know what I’m going to do. I want to cry, ball up and just –ugh.
If anyone wants to help, please contact me or hit up my paypal account: PayPal.me/Sweetbabycthulhu
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Hey ya’ll.
So here’s the deal. My wife is practically blind without glasses. I love her to death but we can’t afford new glasses. It would be a financial burden to hand over 250-/+ dollars for the appointment and frames alone. This evening (6/2/16), our youngest daughter was climbing all over Momma and decided to accidentally break her glasses. So now her glasses are held together by super glue. But with how often she NEEDS the glasses, obviously, she is going to continuously snap them. Super glue can’t fix this.
Our goal is roughly 250, that would cover a majority of the costs. Anything would help, even if it’s a dollar. it’s one more towards our goal. Please help me.
NSFW rp meme
send me…
ᕙ( ͡°. ͡°)ᕗ if you secretly ship our muses sexually
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) if you want to do a NSFW rp of anykind
ᖗ─╭╮─ᖘ if you want to do an angsty NSFW rp
(∩¬‸¬)⊃━☆゚.* if you want to do an NSFW AU rp
(✧﹏✧) if you want to do an NSFW rp where one of our muses spies on the other
୧ ͯ‸ ͯ୨ if you want to do a hate-sex NSFW rp
\(ȍ ³ȍ)/ if you want a romantic NSFW rp
(づꖘᨎꖘ)づ if you want to do a vanilla NSFW rp
q◥▶ ͟ل͜◀◤p if you want to do a kinky NSFW rp of anykind
[⚆Ĺ̯⚆] if you want to do a NSFW rp, but want to talk with the mun first
└[◕◡◕]┘ if you did an NSFW rp with me before, and want to do it again~
ᕦ ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°ᕥ if you’ve never did an NSFW rp with me, but want to try it anyways
ᘳ ͡⎚ ³ ͡⎚ᘰ if you want to do a NSFW rp where one of our muses has no idea who the other is
ᖗ๏ ͟ل͜๏ᖘ if you want to do a noncon/dubcon NSFW rp
ᕦ(⩺∀⩹)ᕥ if you want to do a specific kink in your NSFW rp
ᕳ⩾_⩽ᕲ if you want to do a NSFW rp where one of our muses is pretending the other is someone else
q꘠ ε ꘠p if you want to do a BDSM, dom/sub, or bondage NSFW rp
ᘳᚖ╭╮ᚖᘰ if you want to do a Bloodplay, painplay, or some other type of violent NSFW rp
¯\_ʘᴥʘ_/¯ if you want to do an a/b/o NSFW rp
|/͠-_┐͡-\| if you have no clue which ones you want to do, but you still want to do something NSFW with my muse
Feel free to send me as many of these that apply for you! I’m patient and open to all.
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Friendly reminder my snapchat is filled with dogs and my daughters.
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This thing
1:Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now?
2:Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?
3:If your significant other smoked pot, would you care?
4:Do you find it easy to trust others?
5:What were you doing at 11PM last night?
6:You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?
7:What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?
8:Are you close with your dad?
9:I bet you kissed someone last night, right?
10:What are you listening to?
11:You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it?
12:Do you like hickeys?
13:What time do you go to bed?
14:Is there someone who continuously lets you down?
15:Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?
16:Do you always answer your texts?
17:Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?
18:When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
19:Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?
20:What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
21:Is anyone else in the room with you?
22:Do you believe what goes around comes around?
23:Were you happier four months ago than you are now?
24:Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?
25:In the past week, have you cried?
26:What colour is the shirt you are wearing?
27:Do people ever call you by your last name?
28:Is anyone ignoring you right now?
29:Do you have a best friend?
30:Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?
31:Who was your last call/text message from?
32:Are you mad at anyone?
33:Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
34:How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday?
35:How many more days until your birthday?
36:Do you have any summer plans yet?
37:Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex?
38:Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?
39:Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?
40:Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
41:Do you think age matters in relationships?
42:Are you available?
43:How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended?
44:If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?
45:Do you believe exes can be friends?
46:Do you regret anything?
47:Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?
48:Did you ever lose a best friend?
49:Was your last kiss a mistake?
50:Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?
51:Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?
52:Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?
53:What was the last thing you ate?
54:Did you get any compliments today?
55:Where are you going on your next vacation?
56:Do you own anything from other countries?
57:Are most of your friend guys or girls?
58:Where have you lived most of your life?
59:When was the last time you took a long drive?
60:Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?
61:Have you ever TPd someone’s house?
62:Who do you text the most?
63:What was the last movie you saw?
64:What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex?
65:How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2011?
66:Is the last person you kissed younger than you?
67:Do you curse around your parents?
68:Are you happy with where you live?
69:Picture of yourself?
70:Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships?
71:Have you ever been dumped?
72:What do you most like about making out?
73:Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with?
74:When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other?
75:What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive?
76:Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed?
77:Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?
78:Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name?
79:What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face?
80:Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already?
81:Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you?
82:Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush?
83:Do you miss your last sweetie?
84:Last time you slow danced with someone?
85:Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met?
86:How can I win your heart?
87:What is your astrological sign?
88:What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
89:Do you cook?
90:Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication?
91:If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship?
92:Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly?
93:What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest?
94:Name four things that you wish you had!
95:Are you a player?
96:Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day?
97:Are you a tease?
98:Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr?
99:Have you ever been deeply in love with someone?
100:Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with?
101:Hugs or Kisses?
102:Are you too shy to ask someone out?
103:The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
104:Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe?
105:If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in relationship, would you go for it?
106:Do you flirt a lot?
107:Your last kiss?
108:Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2012?
109:Have you kissed anyone in the past month?
110:If you could kiss anyone who would it be?
111:Do you know who you’ll kiss next?
112:Does someone like you currently?
113:Do you currently have feelings for anyone?
114:Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
115:Ever made out with just a friend?
116:Are you happier single or in a relationship?
117:Your own question that you want me to answer. Just write it.
Send in sexy pictures of your Muse to my submit box, and see how my muse reacts..
Protective sentence starters
“I wont let anything happen to you.”
“Get behind me.”
“I would die for you.”
“I’ve got you.”
“I wont let them hurt you.”
“Tell me who hurt you.”
“Who did this to you? I’ll kill them!”
“I’m here for you, always.”
“Sit down, tell me what happened.”
“Take my hand, I got you.”
“C’mere, gimme a hug.”
Hey everyone, it seems my girlfriend has a stalker. I need everyone to please hit the report button and get this blog put down. I know it won’t do anything much, but if we can stop them enough maybe they’ll get the picture.
This isn’t right. Talk shit to others but don’t make a fake ass account asshole.
Hey everyone, it seems my girlfriend has a stalker. I need everyone to please hit the report button and get this blog put down. I know it won’t do anything much, but if we can stop them enough maybe they’ll get the picture.
This isn’t right. Talk shit to others but don’t make a fake ass account asshole.
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NSFW Questions
1:When did you lose your virginity? 2: Rough sex or soft sex? 3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes? 4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex? 5: Favourite sex position? 6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive? 7: Have you ever had any one night stands? 8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor? 9: Have you ever had sex in a public place? 10: Have you ever been caught masturbating? 11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like? 12: How often do you have sex? 13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with? 14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex? 15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex? 16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex? 17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex? 18: Are you into dressing up for sex? 19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower? 20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be? 21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you? 22: Do you/would you use sex toys? 23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture? 24: Would you have sex with your best friend? 25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink) 26: Something that will never fail to get you horny? 27: Early morning sex or late night sex? 28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex? 29: Favourite body part on the same sex? 30: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: 31: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: 32: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] 33: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: 34: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: 35: Worst possible time to get horny: 36: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans? 37: How much fapping is too much fapping: 38: Best sexual complement you ever got: 39: Favorite foreplay activities: 40: What do you wear to bed? 41: When was the first time you masturbated: 42: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? 43: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? 44: Have/would you ever have sex in public? 45: Have/would you ever had a threesome? 46: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? 47: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not? 48: Do you like oral sex? (why/why not) 49: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? 50: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? 51: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? 52: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? 53: Do you watch porn? 54: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? 55: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”? 56: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair? 57: If you could give yourself head, would you? 58: Booty or Boobs? 59: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) 60: If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do? 61: have you ever watched someone masturbate? 62: has anyone ever watched you masturbate? 63. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed? 64. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate) 65. What is your bra/penis size? 66. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus? 67. When was the last time you masturbated? 68. When was the last time you had sex? 69. When was the last time you watched porn? 70. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do? 71. Guys:Circumsized? 72. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched? 73. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched? 74. Girls:Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation? 75. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr? 76. When was the last time you have had a wet dream? 77. Which wet dream was your favorite? 78. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with? 79. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with? 80. Favorite sexual position? 81. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed? 82. Are you into any BDSM? 83. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why? 84. Do you like dirty talk? 85. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation? 86. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what? 87. What kind of porn do you like to watch? 88. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them? 89. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them? 90. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them? 91. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial? 92. Ask whatever you want
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