[thefiner-things]

What if a girl moaned and called you baby, would you still blank tf out and die?

oh god yeah lol 10000%

[thefiner-things]

Add my snap @cal-ve ill buy

venmo the money ;; taylormaried3000

[a-zzurra-deactivated20180518]

hi wlecome to olive garden would you like olive or garden

[a-zzurra-deactivated20180518]

waiter smacking their ass on your table so the dishes rattle: can i interest you in an appetiser? 

you: i’ll have garden

waiter: wrong answer you stupid weaboo bitch. we onlu serve olive and now i have to kill you 

[grizzlee30]

This website is one big philosopher stone and we are all the different souls crying out at once to create confusing statements and posts.

[1980vibes]

me, lonely as shit: i’m lonely as shit

anyone: hey do you want to hang out m-

me, exhausted suddenly: no

[primitivisms]

im in the wrong realm and i think everyone can tell

[nowthatswhaticalllesbianism]

One day I’m gonna be calling someone my wife and they’ll be calling me their wife. Holy shit that’s gonna be gay!

[goodatyugioh]

me walking into the animal shelter: hi id like the stupidest cat you have

[studyblr]

stop and take a look at the sky. notice how you are alive right now - your breathing, the blood pumping through your veins. cold air against your skin, the color of leaves and the smell of the earth after rain

[1st-1]

Me: *winks at the sky* for the aliens

[visualtraining-deactivated20240]

do i believe in romance…not sure. am i obsessed with it…absolutely

[fourthell]

im starting to irritate myself with my poor mental health like damn can a bitch just keep it together for a minute

[beben-eleben]

I have 3 moods:

skips every song in my playlist

lets the music play without interruption

plays the same song on repeat for days

[bruwho]

[mrmrswoodman]

Practice Safe Sex. Tie your partner down to the bed so they don't fall off.

[fuckery-inc]

I need to be fuckin kissed. Just grab me by my collar and pull me close to you, or with both hands pull my face so my lips are against yours, or back me into a wall and hold my waist, or push me down on a sofa or bed and get on top of me and kiss the fuck outta me. I just need to be fuckin kissed man.  

[wellyfullofale]

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

[thequeenofsunflowers-deactivate]

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

[libidosuggestion]

push your thigh up between my legs when you make out with me