I like llamas

[goldensunset]

can’t eat green vegetables and can’t go outside for fresh air i always knew i wanted to live like a mistreated studio apartment dog

[plagueislost]

happy birthday tim!

[sunnyset999]

Are you a good person?

[fryuitcup]

I will follow Him (Wherever he May Go)

[dogpuppy]

[phantomrose96]

“The Shonen Protagonist joins The Organization” is such a cheap and easy hack for framing a narrative because the author never has to come up with a reason why the protagonist gets involved in each arc. It’s just that The Organization has a new Mission for the protagonist every time and the protagonist gets to say, “Righteo, thanks plot for telling me what to go do.”

Which makes Fullmetal Alchemist so much funnier because Edward Elric very very much does join The Organization. He’s in fact quite famous for joining The Organization. Where The Organization is a hostile fascist dictatorship with immense military power which is good at both giving orders and punishing defectors.

And yet over the course of the series Edward is so allergic to ever being told what to do that he in fact never ever goes on an Organization-Ordered Mission. And the exactly one time The Organization DID try to tell him what to do Edward hated it so much he fucked off and impaled himself at the bottom of a mineshaft about it.

[lesbianmarrow]

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

[tunnaa-unnaa]

taking notes

[lisqotch]

«Snake Love» [Crona and Medusa Gorgon from Soul Eater]

[slimetony]

Haters will see you put on a condom and say he can’t afford to raise a child

[teaboot]

Why would you have sex with your haters randy

[slimetony]

I’m not really in any position to be picky

[beauyashaarchive]

Beau, Yasha, Nott, Fjord, Jester, Caleb and Mollymauk by The Mighty Nein’s Lead Character Designer Jess Lackey.

[oifaaa]

Honestly dont know where to begin with this one but i'll try

Someone asked how much for mpreg, I needed money, so I held an mpreg raffle where people could enter by sending money and the name of the person they wanted pregnant, count binface won(?), I started questioning if it even counts as Mpreg since count binface is famously an alien from outerspace

If you'd like to help me stay away from mpreg in the future considering donating to my kofi

[arotome]

I love Muffy from lgts, but also imagine you're working yourself to the bone every single day for pennies in a town where almost no one respects you, just barely managing not to starve or go insane, then all of a sudden you have a second person to feed and the village's infamous Very Hungry Caterpillar has decided this is a great moment to start begging and blackmailing you out of what little food you have. All things considered, I actually think Elise was keeping it together astoundingly well, because at that point maybe a deal with the devil really does feel like the only answer

[ninefourzerozero]

Me in 2087: (smoking the last blunt left after the Second World War On Drugs) y'know there used to be this building called a Dave and Busters where you could order drinks that cost too much while playing games that mostly suck so you could get plastic that broke easily

My grandkid* (2nd order clone): wgats a building

[ayedah]

travels

[lesly-oh]

Happy Bday Elise ✨🎊

[ayedah]

[ayedah]

finally giving rozenmarine her flowers and completing the good company trio 💜 (prints)

[pandaofsecrets]

Probably the funniest take on Ozai is that he's a "master manipulator". Guys, this is the same man who thought asking his abusive father nicely to make him heir would actually work. He's got all the subtlety of a hammer; where do you think Zuko gets it from?

And yeah, I know someone's going to point out how Ozai manipulated his children, but like, that's the thing. They're his children. Manipulating someone who is entirely under your control and does not have enough life experience to see through your bullshit isn't very hard.

[muffinlance]

Absolutely correct Ozai take. Turns out it doesn't take brains to be a monster.

[murglor]

@muffinlance is so right. Except instead of a journalist, it would literally be Sokka sitting at the end of the table for a war council, wearing his fake moustache and calling himself Wang Fire.