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it might just be because im sleep deprived from jetlag rn but this r/relationship_advice post is making me cry actual tears of laughter. i read the post at first and was like yeah pretty standard whatever but im nosey so i clicked on the drawing op linked and i was not mentally prepared for it. putting it under a read more so you can get the same experience as i did
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Occtis: Nobles are quick to assume that people who aren't nobles are stupider than they are. Julien, who assumes that too: Wow. That's crazy.
In case you wanted to visualize Elon Muskās insane wealth:
Iām 23 years old as of March 8 2026, the date of writing this post.
Specifically Iām 8517 days old, or 735,868,800 seconds old.
Elon Muskās net worth as of today is 834.9 billion USD, meaning that if Iād earned $1 for every second since my birth in 2002, Iād only have 0.089% of Elon Muskās net worth.
To have Elonās net worth, I wouldāve had to earn $1,134.58 every second since I was born.
If we keep the $1/second rate, Iād have to be alive for 26475 years before I reached Elon Muskās net worth.
For context, 26475 years ago, the Earth was still in the early Ice Age. To be as rich as Elon Musk, you wouldāve had to earn $1 for every second thatās passed since the Earth was a snowball.
i have a suggestion
I don't think forcefemming the rich will help.
...oh, wait.
Ps: if the seekers table's complex, layered dynamics with each other and frequent, well acted arguments are exactly your kind of shit, I recommend checking out burrow's end, in which a family of stoats try to survive the harsh world out there, and there's just so many different relationships within the core family, like how Ava goes from grandmother to her grandkids to mother to her adult children to mother-in-law to her daughter's husband.
Also Aabria Iyengar ran it so you *know* it's good.
Gave a gamer girl a hickey call me the Mark Applier
Call this guy the Mark Denier
Call this guy the Mark Replier
i just saw a post on reddit titled "the writer is cooking but the food doesn't agree with me" and it was about OP clicking off a fic because they don't like the direction it's going in. slightly different context but can we all be more like this reddit OP. i think "the writer is cooking but the food doesn't agree with me" should be the new "don't like don't read." dead doves may give you diarrhea but don't make that everyone else's problem.
this is a great way to frame it lol like just bc i'm lactose intolerant doesn't mean i should leave a bad review on the ice cream parlor
huge fan of the depth of a good purple but another area that draws me is definitely around aquamarine/turquoise/seafoam. you can not go wrong once the green starts getting just a tinge more blue. a gal could certainly do worse than to pull over there and stay a while
something earth shattering going on here
this is why one of my favorite all-time paintings is Ship in Stormy Seas by Ivan Aivazovsky... he was really onto something there
a close up to just... light shining through those waves, makes me feel faint with exhilaration every time
THERE IS A BOAT BY IVAN AIVAZOVSKY!!
Ivan Aivazovsky could paint glowing water. One of the GOATs for sure.
Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus
They say if she made a prophecy Nobody would believe her
Iāve gotta say, that is exactly the kind of stupid thing that probably would circumvent a curse.
Cassandra: YOU ARE ALL GOING TO REGRET THIS SO MUCH YOU DONāT EVEN KNOW.Ā
Odysseus: Regret it why?
Cassandra: You wonāt believe me if I tell you. If I prophecy, nobody believes me. That is my curse.
Odysseus: ā¦ Iām Nobody. Fill me in.Ā
*A couple of months later*Ā
Odysseus: HELLO PENELOPE, I AM HERE PRECISELY ON TIME AND NOT YEARS LATE incidentally I rescued and adopted a Trojan seer while I was away, sheās great, got me home really fast, Cassandra this is your new mother whoās not going to treat you like shit.Ā
Penelope: ā¦ Iām going to need more details, but okay, sure.Ā
Cassandra: *in tears* I love you, new family.Ā
Cassandra: Penelope, Iāve had another vision.
Penelope, sighs: Go tell your father.
HOW DARE YOU HIDE THIS IN THE TAGS, @a-dauntless-daffodil!
i like the term "gallows humor" because it always makes me think of someone getting sentenced to death and being like "i have GOT to be the funniest person at my public execution"
the monsterfucker website has yet to let me down
āThe City Who Took on the Gods ā and Lostā
Took some liberties over the night the Gods repaid the hubris but my piece for @artists-guild-of-exandria Critical Role fan art project Role for Initiative is the fall of Aeor! ā”ļøš„
I will always jump at the chance to draw anything Aeorian š„
he's streaming; tip?
@luminant-lepidoptera ask and you shall receive
I miss when everyone on my dash listened to Welcome to Night Vale so thereās be a good chance that on any ole day someone would reblog a quote that would grab me by the throat and forcibly ascend me to a higher plane where I understood myself and the universe better and with more kindness but also a little spook
āThe past is gone, and cannot harm you anymore. And while the future is fast coming for you, it always flinches first and settles in as the gentle presentā are you kidding me this quote has propelled me through at least three emotional crises
āThe desert seems vast, even endless. And yet scientists tell us that somewhere, even now, there is snow.ā That quote literally got me through grieving my brother like WTNV goes HARD
A List of Some of My Favorite Quotes From This Insane Podcast:
"You are beautiful when you do beautiful things."
"The present tense of regret is indecision."
"We understand so much, but the sky behind those lights-- mostly void, partially stars-- that sky reminds us we don't understand even more."
"Be proud of your place in the Cosmos. It is small and yet it is."
"Believe in yourself. You are an ancient, absent god, discussed only rarely by literary scholars. So if you don't believe, no one will."
"Death is only the end if you assume the story is about you."
āWhisper a dangerous secret to someone you care about. Now they have the power to destroy you, but they wonāt. Thatās what love is.ā
"Are we living a life that is safe from harm? Of course not. We never are. But thatās not the right question. The question is are we living a life that is worth the harm?"
"When we talk about teenagers, we adults often talk with an air of scorn, of expectation for disappointment. And this can make people who are presently teenagers feel very defensive. But what everyone should understand is that none of us are talking to the teenagers that exist now, but talking back to the teenager we ourselves once were ā all stupid mistakes and lack of fear, and bodies that hadnāt yet begun to slump into a lasting nothing. Any teenager who exists now is incidental to the potent mix of nostalgia and shame with which we speak to our younger selves."
"We are not history yet. We are happening now. How miraculous is that?"
"Wednesday has been cancelled due to a scheduling error."
"We have nothing to fear except ourselves. We are unholy, awful people."
"A million dollars isnāt cool. You know whatās cool? A basilisk."
"There's nothing under your bed. There's nothing in your closet. Nothing waits in every darkness. Nothing is the most terrifying thing of all."
"The night sky is ten miles wide, eight miles deep, and floats three miles up. Its favourite food is grape jelly. It wants to be a drummer."
"Look to the sky. You will not find answers there, but you will certainly see what everyone is screaming about."
"Ignorance might not actually be bliss, but it is certainly less work."
"And now, a special report. Crocodiles: Can they eat your children? *YES.*"
"Lie down and look up at the ceiling and breathe with those curiously fragile lungs of yours and remind yourself: Donāt worry. Donāt worry. All is as it was meant to be. It was meant to be lonely and terrifying and unfair and fleeting. Donāt worry."
"As long as Iām reminding myself things, Iām a good person, worthy of love ā both from myself and others."
"Guns don't kill people! It's impossible to be killed by a gun. We are all invincible to bullets and it's a miracle!"
"Everything is exciting! Particularly existence. Existence is the most thrilling fact of all."
"There is a monster under your bed. A monster at your window. A monster any place you imagine one. You project your monsters on the world."
"You miss 100% of the bank robberies you don't commit."
"I like my coffee like I like my nights. Dark, endless, and impossible to sleep through. "
"A friendly desert community where the sun is hot, the moon is beautiful, and mysterious lights pass overhead while we all pretend to sleep. Welcome to Night Vale."
"And now, the weather."
I discovered this podcast at the beginning of high school, and let me tell you, it rewired my synapses.
Not only was it my first experience with positive LGBT representation, it was the show I clung to when everything else went to shit. Whatever was going on in my life, I knew I had this show in my corner, making me laugh, making me cry, making me feel okay about my place in the universe.
I owe the creators of this podcast more than I could express.
"the lights over the Arby's" is such an intrinsically queer piece of writing that it hits me *hard* every time.
"We will never be the same again. But here's a little secret for you: no one is ever the same thing again after anything. You are never the same twice, and much of your unhappiness comes from trying to pretend that you are. Accept that you are different each day, and do so joyfully, recognizing it for the gift it is. Work within the desires and goals of the person you are currently, until you aren't that person anymore, and everything changes once again." (from Episode 75)
"The universe is vast. You are also vast. So is an ant. There are different sizes of infinity."
I hate people who call themselves ābrutally honestā when really theyāre just mean. You donāt need to be brutal to be honest. You can deliver the truth in a way thatās direct yet kind. If you only use the truth to hurt people, thatās not honesty. Itās just being an asshole
I think so many medieval Arthurian manuscripts remained unfinished because whoever was writing them fell victim to the fanfic writerās curse. The person penning the tale was like āThis is goooood. I am really cooking with this.ā and went outside to stretch their legs and promptly fell off a cliff.
the human mind is prone to catastrophizing when left unoccupied. And thatās why itās important to always have a little Blorbo to rotate in your head. It acts as a protective charm of sorts to redirect your imagination away from harmful spirals
thoughts without Blorbo: oh my god I was so cringe in seventh grade why did I do that
thoughts with Blorbo: I havenāt considered the interactions with bleebus; I must rectify this immediately
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Closest match: Cantharis nigra genome assembly, chromosome: X Common name: Soldier Beetle
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Soldier beetle can be a type of Blorbo if you are strong of heart. Rotate it.
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