Bobby Elvis is the name.

I'm Bobby 'Elvis' Munson. World renowned Elvis impersonator and baker extraordinare. I also happen to be part of the Redwood faction of the SOA. (SOA RP account. Mun is over the age of 20. Multifandom RPer. Tracking: bobbymotherfuckingelvis)

[weloveshortvideos]

Apparently my cousin wasn’t too happy with the e-vite I made for her daughters baptism.

[feeltheblade]

I mean 👀

[afroxqueen-deactivated20160521]

Hmm

[mangoluvah]

Where is the lie?

[charbutterfly]

Charlie Cox with his blind lifestyle coach, Joe Strechay June 18, 2015 Helen Keller Achievement Awards

[weloveshortvideos]

[onlyblackgirl]

Goodbye

[flaccidrap-deactivated20180816]

I’m not gone lie and say I ain’t done this before.

[sarahseeandersen]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[sarahandersen]

[docclaras]

 Keira Knightley on Eva Green in Casino Royale

[bobbymotherfuckingelvis]

Ava nodded as she picked up a form the table. She had come dressed for the part as it was an audition but not as bad as some of the girl who were practically nude. "Well I work at Diosa a few hours week and Nero suggested I come try out, so does that count?." she smiled sweetly.

"Sound’s fine to me, darling. I’m sure I could call him to back up your credentials.", he smiles at her, looking at her from above his reading glasses. He was reading the audition forms from previous girls. "Well, We’ll still have to do the private audition in the back, film it and such. It won’t go to print though, it’s just for one of my partners to review. You could call him an expert."

[ava-moore]

Ava let him touch her, checking out the good so to say and if she would be good for the job.  ”Hmmm…” she said in mock thought as she hooked her thumbs in the side of her panties to slowly slip them off, her back towards the man as she did so, bending over in front of him making sure the camera good a view of her supple ass. 

"I like men and women, always up for a threesome or two." she started, "Been told I give good head, wait not good but amazing." she smirked as she faced him now, "I’m pretty flexible as in athletic flexibility." she said as she let her hands glide up her body.  "As to why, well I’m not really in it for the money and it’s something I have always wanted to try I guess you could say. Be another man or woman’s fantasy on film." she said. 

[bobbymotherfuckingelvis]

"Well, that's good sweetheart. We need someone who doesn't mind the camera, or people watchin'.", he responds, jotting a few things down, attempting to hide his hardening cock. "Now. What do you enjoy the most, any specific fetishes, anything you absolutely won't do?"

[animor72]

[bobbymotherfuckingelvis]

Ava nodded as she picked up a form the table. She had come dressed for the part as it was an audition but not as bad as some of the girl who were practically nude. "Well I work at Diosa a few hours week and Nero suggested I come try out, so does that count?." she smiled sweetly.

"Sound’s fine to me, darling. I’m sure I could call him to back up your credentials.", he smiles at her, looking at her from above his reading glasses. He was reading the audition forms from previous girls. "Well, We’ll still have to do the private audition in the back, film it and such. It won’t go to print though, it’s just for one of my partners to review. You could call him an expert."

[bobbymotherfuckingelvis]

"Nah, he’s off takin’ his dog to the vet. Need’s to get him flea medication.", Bobby replies, getting up and opening the door to the back room. There were a few pin ups on the wall, a basic bed and camera set up. He brings one of the stools with him and a note pad in case he needed to write some things down. After all, as fun as this was he was going to take it seriously.

Once the door is closed the outlaw turns on the camera and aims it. “Alright, now I need you to say your name. Just for the camera.”, theres a pause as he points at a box in the corner of the room. There’s a bunch of toy’s in here, you can have fun with those after your strip tease. Or whatever you wanna do. I’d say you could blow me but I don’t wanna creep ya out.” He smiles a bit and winks to show the escort he’s kidding. Of course if she wanted to he wouldn’t refuse, so girls liked that shit.

[ava-moore]

Ava nodded as he instructed her what to do. “Got it.” she smiled as she stood before the now running camera. 

"My name is Ava Moore." she said giving the camera her seductive smile as she slipped into her seductive mood.  First she had to do a bit of a strip tease and she was going to give Bobby a show he wouldn’t forget.  She stood before him and started to sway her hips as if there was music in the room and slowly pulled down the straps of her dress and as it was pretty tight she had no bra under it and as she slowly slipped it down it down over her pert breasts and down to waist and then slowly over her hips before turning around and bending over right in front of him to give him and the camera  view of her shapely rear as she slipped it off, leaving her in just a lace thong as she kicked the dress aside. 

"Go ahead and touch if you want." she winked, not minding at all as she saw all sorts of clients at Diosa she was use to it. 

[bobbymotherfuckingelvis]

She was cute, and the accent was definitely a plus. He cannot help but smile and lean over to touch her breast. "You are gorgeous, admittedly. What are you specialties, hon?"

He leans back and writes down a few things, mainly about her accent and her agreeable attitude. "What made you wanna do this?"

[bobbymotherfuckingelvis]

Ava nodded as she picked up a form the table. She had come dressed for the part as it was an audition but not as bad as some of the girl who were practically nude. "Well I work at Diosa a few hours week and Nero suggested I come try out, so does that count?." she smiled sweetly.

"Sound’s fine to me, darling. I’m sure I could call him to back up your credentials.", he smiles at her, looking at her from above his reading glasses. He was reading the audition forms from previous girls. "Well, We’ll still have to do the private audition in the back, film it and such. It won’t go to print though, it’s just for one of my partners to review. You could call him an expert."

[ava-moore]

Ava nodded, “Sounds good to me.  And I”m sure Nero won’t mind.  I”m one of the most requested girls right now.  Seems the new girls are.” she laughed lightly as she felt the man looking her over head to toe.  ”And will I audition with your partner to?” she asked as she set the pen the down, ready to start audition. 

[bobbymotherfuckingelvis]

"Nah, he’s off takin’ his dog to the vet. Need’s to get him flea medication.", Bobby replies, getting up and opening the door to the back room. There were a few pin ups on the wall, a basic bed and camera set up. He brings one of the stools with him and a note pad in case he needed to write some things down. After all, as fun as this was he was going to take it seriously.

Once the door is closed the outlaw turns on the camera and aims it. “Alright, now I need you to say your name. Just for the camera.”, theres a pause as he points at a box in the corner of the room. There’s a bunch of toy’s in here, you can have fun with those after your strip tease. Or whatever you wanna do. I’d say you could blow me but I don’t wanna creep ya out.” He smiles a bit and winks to show the escort he’s kidding. Of course if she wanted to he wouldn’t refuse, so girls liked that shit.

[bobbymotherfuckingelvis]

Ava nodded as she picked up a form the table. She had come dressed for the part as it was an audition but not as bad as some of the girl who were practically nude. "Well I work at Diosa a few hours week and Nero suggested I come try out, so does that count?." she smiled sweetly.

"Sound’s fine to me, darling. I’m sure I could call him to back up your credentials.", he smiles at her, looking at her from above his reading glasses. He was reading the audition forms from previous girls. "Well, We’ll still have to do the private audition in the back, film it and such. It won’t go to print though, it’s just for one of my partners to review. You could call him an expert."

[witchysammie]

[egisse]

ah yes, the most terrifying and aggressive dog ever: the pitbull

[bobbymotherfuckingelvis]

"Brother, you don't even have to ask. I'm always up for pussy auditions."

"Fabulous. Look’s like we got a good mix here. Those cute little pink porn star ones, a few lippy ones an’ even some el naturale’. Also known as the bush babies."

"In short, we’ve got some variety." 

[bobbymotherfuckingelvis]

So, I don't normally do this. But I was trolling rp blogs on tumblr and I'm the owner of a Walking Dead/ Sons of Anarchy crossover rp and I was wondering if you'd be interested in joining us. We're para-novella and definitely literate. You wouldn't regret it, I can promise you that.

((Sure! So long as people will talk to bobby- sure! 8D I miss playing him.))

[bobbymotherfuckingelvis]

[Kicks your door in] YOU ARE DOING YOUR BEST WITH THE CIRCUMSTANCES GIVEN TO YOU AND IF ANYONE TELLS YOU DIFFERENTLY THEY ARE WRONG YOU ARE DOING GREAT AND I LOVE YOU AND I'M VERY PROUD OF YOU AND I BROUGHT YOU YOUR FAVORITE FOOD [aggressively slams food container on the table.]

Well, then…

What are you on, brother? And where the hell can I get some?

[wildthicket]

[bobbymotherfuckingelvis]

I'll take you to the candy shop. (Closed RP with Taffy Wrappers.)

[bobbymotherfuckingelvis]

That just fueled the fire and made him turn even redder. “You actually like it? Well, that’s new…”, It really was too. No one ever admitted to liking his pudge. Bobby leans in and kisses the kid for that, pulling away with a large smile. “So, want me to suck you off first?”

[taffywrappers-blog]

Rat nodded; he really did like it a lot. The kiss is short and sweet and when it ends, he’s still grinning like an idiot. “Um, yeah. I’d like that a lot.” It was odd, as he was never on the receiving end of the aforementioned act with other men— croweaters and other such women, sure, but most men he had been with were the selfish bang-and-go type. Being considerable meek in disposition(unless there was a gun in his hand or a direct order in his ear) it was easy to let himself be taken advantage of.

[bobbymotherfuckingelvis]

Getting on his knees, Bobby tugs the skinny kids jeans and underwear down. Smiling he takes the head in his mouth and sucks, grabbing at Rat's ass. "God, you're fuckin' cute..."