Goin nuts over my boy tbh 😔

Fuck you fuck you the badges are fun I'm not buying them tho

[sealdev]

Nice

[mariopowertennis]

YOU HAVE ENTERED

RADICAL SATURDAY

[cynical-werewolf]

Today’s Friday, though.

[sketchlock]

[what-even-is-thiss]

My brain for whatever reason just very easily bends around weird concepts. idk if it’s from reading surrealism so much or the adhd or being stuck on tumblr for too long or whatever but so often someone will be like “wow that is so weird how do they come up with that” and it’s just like pretty standard absurdist humor or something and I’m like idk they were probably just staring at a wall and wondered what would happen if you nailed a tomato to it don’t we all do that

[what-even-is-thiss]

We have a far side calendar in the kitchen and so often my dad looks at it and is like “how do you come up with that” and I’m like “idk dude it’s someone getting stuck inside a piano isn’t that normal cartoon logic” but apparently not

I don’t know in what way my brain is broken but basically I look at lovecraftian horrors in the face and go “yeah that makes sense” and keep sipping my coffee and I just don’t get why that’s so difficult

[what-even-is-thiss]

Cthulhu. Yeah, giant squid god that’s taking care of the dead gods until they rise again to take over the world. Pretty self explanatory. Why is this horror, again?

[what-even-is-thiss]

They should send me to make first contact with the eldritch abomination space entities. If I’m not killed by the cosmic radiation I might be able to teach them how to play chess.

[what-even-is-thiss]

He’s an evil secretary basically

[1kit]

Evil nurse? Evil housesitter?

[what-even-is-thiss]

Evil personal assistant

[trashselim]

A one ton Eagle model from The Hobbit trilogy that was hung on the ceiling in a new zealand airport fell down on a noodle canteen after an earthquake hit.

[hashtagloveloses]

that sentence was a roller coaster ride from start to finish

[tincansamurai]

“yes hello i would like a small soup please”

[spitblaze]

I'm gonna get phthaloplasty. Oh yeah my shit's all gonna be a serene sea green, or perhaps a tidal blue

[aukkenopsia]

Fantasy!AU Sucra is a Gorgon, though it requires more than passing eye contact for him to turn a person to stone.

[golongbyjoannanewsom]

obsessed w this person in the replies

[sarthathrace]

me to the accursed whispering amulet: hey can you speak up please i have an audio processing disorder

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

(via @cuunos)

[animentality]

[herssian]

you deserve to draw, by the way. even badly. even horribly

[the-haiku-bot]

you deserve to draw,

by the way. even badly.

even horribly

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[leebrontide]

If something is gambling I think it should be labeled as gambling. I am suuuure sick of these predatory app ads talking about gambling as if it’s “earning” or “trading” or “predicting” when it’s gambling. I especially hate that it seems to be targeting poor young women and young mothers.

And I don’t love all this other shit thats just unlabled gambling for kids. Dark patterns etc.

I’m not even saying we need to ban all gambling. Meemaw can keep her bingo night. I just think that when it’s gambling they should have to call it gambling.

This is an economy that will push people into gambling problems and it’s gonna be a lot harder to help them when we’re not even calling it gambling.

[genderkoolaid]

if you are a cis woman in higher education looking to teach gender anything i think a tribunal of equal parts trans men, trans women, and various nonbinary people should make you undergo various test and trials at their whim first before you are allowed into a classroom. similarly if you are a white woman a tribunal of various people of color should do the same. some of yall are TOO COMFORTABLE!!!!

[theweirdwideweb]

[marlinspirkhall]

Scoot, scoot, scoot, scoot, scoot scoot scoot scoot

edit: this post is a severely different experience with the sound on

[Video shows a snake crawling across the sofa cushions while music plays in the background: "you said: ain't nothing gonna break my stride, nobody gonna slow me down, oh no, I got to keep on moving, ain't nothing gonna break my stride- [end video]

[hyperculture]

OH OKAY......

[genderkoolaid]

maybe this is controversial but you don't need to correct other trans people who describe themself as a "transwoman" or "transman" as one word, anymore than you need to "correct" someone for calling themself a transsexual or FTM/MTF just because those terms are now often considered "outdated," or describing themself as a male woman or a female man.

the lack of a space IS often a red flag for TERFs (and now TRFs too as apparently some people are using "transman" while referring to trans women with a space). you should side eye it's use. but at the same time, many trans people have been using the no-space versions for years. many trans people DON'T think of their gender as "equivalent to cis wo/men but with a trans modifier" and prefer the no-space version to signify that their wo/manhood is fundamentally trans. & a lot of times context or a little bit of research into the person can tell you whether it's likely a dogwhistle or a trans person applying the term to themself because it's their preferred language.

if you KNOW someone is trans and is describing their own gender, you don't need to "correct" how they express their gender because it makes you uncomfortable. it makes sense to say "hey btw this isn't a term that should be applied to the community as a whole!" if they seem unaware of how the community often feels about these terms and use them very broadly. but ultimately if someone calls themself a transwoman or a transman that's actually none of your business. trans people do not need to describe their gender in ways that are objectively (or grammatically) "correct" or most politically expedient. & unsurprisingly trans gender policing always ends up being a tool of exorsexism to ostracize trans people who have very little interest in being seen as or describing themselves as similar in gender to cis people.

[segamascott]

[not-a-very-good-dungeon-master]