You’re All Terrible.

Figuring out life and trying not to ruin everything. Feel with me. Also, how often are we supposed to update our bios with our age…? Tumblr thinks I’ve been 29 for 3 years already. 32 and still floundering.

[remanence-of-love]

[manincaffeine]

Being hyper-sexual on tumblr 🤝 not having sex irl

[buttpoems]

[angelnumber27]

I think Megan thee stallion should be allowed to execute people if she wants to

[riverlarking]

free museum trips are wasted on unappreciative middle schoolers. let me go

[disc90s]

please let me be obsessed with you.

[masterxdanx]

[neonelven]

Portrait of Jan Bleuland by Pieter Christoffel Wonder • Original

[follettina1111111111]

[unseenmonstermuse]

[thecreepycookies]

physically i’m here but mentally i’m floating face down in a river

[certainly-april]

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

[grimoiremanifest]

❗️Great Hog is displeased by this.

The kingly pig looks taken aback by this statement. "You claim to be 'baiting' our kind?.. A master of it, no less - after all the trust we hsve placed in you?"

- Your relationship with the Hog Society 🐖 is now Unfavourable.

[potted-plant-official]

hsve

[grimoiremanifest]

🗡 Your left leg took 99 Pig Damage!

🗡 Your right leg took 99 Pig Damage!

❤️ Your health is in critical condition...eat a 🍎 Healing Apple to restore it!

🗡 Your left arm took 99 Pig Damage!

🗡 Your right arm took 99 Pig Damage!

🗡 Your torso took 99 Pig Damage!

❤️ Your health is fucked. There's no hope for you!

🗡 Your head took 99 Pig Damage!

❗️You have died! Cause of death - 🐗 Hog Swarm

"yea u prolly should make fun of big pig's speech impediment. where he says s insteas of A sometine. seems unwise idk" - Sun Tzu

[time-incantation]

[lobstabear]

[chromekittyy]

[netflixandnudez]

May this kind of love find me soon.

[jasmindas]

[homunculus-argument]

I wish I could put my boyfriend in a little pocket dimension in my bag or something, like pokemon in their lil pokemon balls, so I could take him into social situations with me and hang out with my friends having a great time while he's in the pocket minding his own business and playing video games and stuff, and I can just let him out when I miss him and/or he wants to.

And when people are like "awe, your boyfriend didn't want to come with you?" I can be like oh no he's right here, check it out, and whip the pocket open and my boyfriend's there staring at them like

for like seven seconds before slamming it shut from the inside.