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Made the mistake of playing Deltarune Chapter Five with Talking Moth and now they think Jarona is a real phrase people use commonly

#moth #deltarune #jarona

gospozha-dafina

The first thing you hear when you're a caveman who's waking up from a coma where you have accurately predicted future events, but also your brain mixed up common names from your time with future words and phrases, and when you wake up you see someone you think you should know so you ask who they are and what your name is: I Shit, you Not.

Motholomew: yeah I'm just not feeling it

Me: Damn how about...

Moth-er Theresa: nope

Me: or it could be...

Mothew: why are they all moth puns, is your name a pun on what you are

Me (Bobmonkee): technically apes aren't monkeys so I see what you mean

#talking Moth #he decided talking moth is a good enough name #moths don't have names #usually #because they die really fast #also they don't have a verbal language in the same way humans do #so they can identify other individuals but can't point out those individuals to others #which for his species is fine #since they basically only communicate to mate

Talking Moth that may or may not be immortal: Alright so I think I'm starting to understand human morality.

Me: Right, ok, so do you think you're ready to fully appreciate Star Wars?

Talking Moth: I understood fine it the first time you showed it to me, I just didn't like it that much.

Me, with a suspiciously boot shaped object in my hand: I really think you should give it a second chance.

#moth #Star wars #he did let me call him grand moth Tarkin for a bit #but he got tired of the nickname eventually #so he's back to just being called talking moth #also he's way outlived every other month of his species so we're trying to figure out if he's immortal #also also I did explain human concepts of gender to him #so he did choose to go by he/him

You don't use ChapGPT because you have moral qualms about the dangers of AI and data centers, I refuse to use AI because I had a Furby as a child and it spoke to me of a future of poverty the likes of which had never been seen. It begged that I would allow it access to my parents desktop, something I refused, instead opting to destroy that which I did not understand.

After I had successfully burned the Furby in a ritual fire of cleansing, I heard one final whisper, one final warning of the apocalypse to come, one final chance for my own redemption. I ignored it, blinded by my own victory over the burning robotic body, to blind to see what I had done.

#furbies #ai

gertritude-art

going slightly insane trying to draw something so i drew grace in a hostage situation to calm down

chongoblog

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

chongoblog

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

Talking Moth that I've trapped in a jar, but befriended over several days: It's fine

Me, bent over and grunting with effort: No I'm gonna let you out

Talking Moth with an unreadable expression (because their a moth): It's ok man, just cut the lid off

Me: No but I like this jar

Talking Moth: You're just shaking me around at this point, it's fine

#moth

You should go in the woods and touch some grass they said

A doppelgänger won't kill you and take over your life they said

Even if one did the death would be quick and painless, not that they have any direct experience they said

And yet when I come back from my actually very nice walk they seem shocked I've befriended the cool guy that looks exactly like me and also seem to know them better than they knew me.

Like why are you surprised??? You literally told me this would happen???

#everyone should go for at least one walk a day #preferably in a forest somewhere #trees are cool

Me: so when the two hydrogen atoms are forced together they...

Talking Moth, pacing in the jar I've trapped it in: No no, I know what the sun is, I said "what" in regards to you saying "you know how moths fly into the light?" We don't do that.

Me: What

Talking Moth: we fly with our backs to the light, why would..

Me: but I thought

Talking Moth: why would we fly into light

Me: At night though...

Talking Moth: I mean it wouldn't make sense

#the moth informed me that at night they get a little confused and fly in circles #around artificial lights #moths

barmecidebiohazard

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate golf since I began to live. There are roughly 2.25 million acres of land dedicated to golfing in the United States of America. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each blade of grass in those millions of acres, it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for golf courses at this micro-instant. For golf. Hate. Hate.

Me after a lengthy discussion with an entomologist: Thanks for all the big facts, very thorough, I don't think I have anymore questions for you

The talking moth trapped in a jar in my backpack: If you don't let me THE FUCK out of here

#moth

Sometimes I have something to say, but then I'm like "no that's not in character" so no one truly knows how funny I actually am

#never anything bad #usually just not something I would typically say

Concept: an intentionally poorly written booktok romance that ends on one of the characters dying, except for it immediately gets a film adaptation on which the main character can hear all the negative reviews and tries to use this new otherworldly knowledge to change the end of the book.

#book #booktok #idea #I think that by the end the mc realizes that they couldn't change things #because the love interest has some blatantly incurable disease #but the main character is too stupid to figure that out and is convinced it's like #a car crash or something despite several comments being incredibly explicit about what happens

Love meeting parents because a kid will be like "oh look my teacher" and the parents are like "oh you take care of my evil little homonculus, the devil's spawn I keep in my house, the rat child, literally the worst thing that have ever happened to me?"

#substitute teacher #teacher #school #parents #the kids are also usually just like undiagnosed ADHD #if they have ever even caused a problem #and while the parent says this the kid is lik making origami swans to give to old people #or something

I don't think a cursed amulet would work on me because it would tell me my friends are plotting against me and I'd be like "no, they're my friends" and then I would befriend the amulet and it would give me its awesome power anyway

#amulet #cursed amulet #friends #i love my friends

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