Bobo's Jizarre Adventure

Name's Jon, 32ish years old from Texas. I like Final Fantasy XIV, Heroes of the Storm, Gurren Lagann, Super Best Friends Play, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Magic the Gathering, Log Horizon, Hajime no Ippo, Awesomenauts, Free!, and a bunch of other stuff too I guess.

[something-general]

ojou-sama that married into a commoner family but kept her pride

[cianur0]

[cianur0]

Part 2: Expiration Date

[veryberryskye]

yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-

did she just win.

[the-stew-goblin]

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

[veryberryskye]

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

[peachdelta]

get ready for the wedding

[kitsuneharmony]

one year into the marriage

[gunsngear]

“Bee Nott Afrayed  Of Anny Man Thatt Walks Beneath The Skys Tho Big He Bee Or Small You Bee For I Will Equalize”

[tikkety-tok]

Harsh, but I accept it I suppose.

[youkoartemis]

[Transcription: Speaker is a blue-eyed older man with dark blond hair that falls down his back, a round face, and a moustache and beard combo with some gray hairs amongst the blond. His voice is deep, and a bit choked up at points.]

“These are my red flags for women:

If she stabs me more than twice.

If she has a concerning amount of ex-husbands who died on their honeymoon, like... [a brief pause for thought] Like four or more.

If Gozer the Gozerian asks me to choose the form of the destructor and then one of my childhood crushes walks through New York City at 300 feet tall, uh, and steps on a church... [takes a breath and pauses for a second] I mean, it’s not the height! It’s not the height. I like a climb. But, like. [another breath] She stepped on a church. Or any building, really, ‘cause. [deep breath followed by a brief pause] Legally they’re not supposed to be able to ask you about that on like your homeowner’s association application, but- but they’ll ask. They’ll look it up.

If she doesn’t exist in the same physical timeline as I am... [several seconds long pause before continuing, sounding distraught] I’m not doing that again.”

[galaxywarp]

Greg Universe.

[hyumjim]

Starting a collection

[hyumjim]

[verthachtd]

[candyredterezii]

starting a collection

[psyduckz]

the planet is just chill like that

[shittymoviedetails]

POV: You're watching DUNE 3

[hazy-rainbow]

she...

[mysillyium]

you should open the door

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[peculiarmarsu]

Seekers of Eternity

[steviemcfly]

Belgians must be stopped

[cybelusreverie]

[wifegideonnav]

the emotion i just experienced is kind of indescribable

[wifegideonnav]

the funniest part of this post to me is that the reblog:like ratio is nearly 1:1. nobody’s just liking everyone who sees this video goes yeah i gotta inflict it on as many people as possible

[lyril]

ok this is the funniest intro to any johnny bravo episode

[cupsofjade-deactivated20250509]

i love how you can tell that Johnny and Carl really are friends because Johnny never actually stops him

[gachabastard]

HUGE thank you to Robert Vernon for accepting my silly meme request. It's finally real.