gaaaayyyyy

he/it

[bobvelsebishot]

let's get this sharty farted (pops out my buttplug and instantly buckshot blasts the wall with diarrhea)

[candycatstuffs]

Rivalry ((PERFECTED))

close ups under cut!

[thewrithingsouth]

i can tell when the edible starts to work when i start z-targeting shit irl

[thewrithingsouth]

iu'm doing this shit when i run into my cat in the hallway

[squeakitties]

[necromosss]

As the person who got their R keyboard broken and the world mocked me for being forced to use the uwu language as replacement

My condolences

[commodore-64]

put that back

[the-davest-of-uncles]

National Lampoon, October 1985

[sparrowthemormon]

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

[sparrowthemormon]

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

[sapphire-wine]

[charl0ttan]

you could just hit other people as a kid

[charl0ttan]

dog i gotta move like yesterday

[charl0ttan]

im glad we're in the internet backwaters i think if dove chocolate or something replied to my post i would just keep reporting them for terorism again and again and again

[random-turtle-lover]

[fluffynephilim]

Finished Kinger & Queenie! Gonna pull out a frame and clean it up to be altered, I was asked to put a quote on it similar to my Undertale pieces. I'll be working on that on the side of my next set.

[weirdozjunkary]

Sort of humorous, looking at the squishmallows of my local grocery store, and seeing them advertise a rewards card discount of $11 off, because no one was buying them when they were 25-fucking-dollars.

[chachamarufangirl]

A friend of mine is flat broke, starving, and has not eaten in several days. she is a Black trans woman, and when her partner showed up to a supposed "community center" in search of support and promised food, they had security forcibly remove her due to the "inappropriate" length of her skirt. She is filing a complaint now, but unfortunately a complaint will not feed her. Please help if you can, and share if you cannot.

CashApp: $SolezCaramel

Venmo: @SolezCaramel

[aholefilledwithtwigs]

I have never read or watched Death Note and i know the whole ‘book that kills people’ premise but from all the shit i see on here it seems to be two teenaged boys acting out this scene over and over

[orchuris]

op disabled reblogs but i still want this

[one-time-i-dreamt]

People went to Dunkin Donuts to get punched in the face. Like, getting punched in the face was a menu item. People paid money for it. And they just lined up to pay to get punched in the face.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[dykinginnewbrunswick]

i genuinely think that sincerely enjoying music that’s objectively kinda embarrassing is really really good for your soul and heart

[dykinginnewbrunswick]

i genuinely think that sincerely enjoying music that’s objectively kinda embarrassing is really really good for your soul and heart