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some druid just charged me to go grab his party members to bring them back to the tavern what does bro think I am? I’m a bard not a messenger mouse
okay he did give me cheese as a reward. Maybe i could make a buisness out of this….
i pulled out a trumpet and they all started screaming at me. The bard followed after I ran off thinking I was the druid in wildshape.
the other manic squeak preachers and I formed an alliance with the bard now. Life is good
some druid just charged me to go grab his party members to bring them back to the tavern what does bro think I am? I’m a bard not a messenger mouse
okay he did give me cheese as a reward. Maybe i could make a buisness out of this….
i pulled out a trumpet and they all started screaming at me. The bard followed after I ran off thinking I was the druid in wildshape.
some druid just charged me to go grab his party members to bring them back to the tavern what does bro think I am? I’m a bard not a messenger mouse
okay he did give me cheese as a reward. Maybe i could make a buisness out of this….
some druid just charged me to go grab his party members to bring them back to the tavern what does bro think I am? I’m a bard not a messenger mouse
my great great great great great great grandfather told me about the great wizard war when i was a pup. Thats shit fucked. Why do you wizards keep going to war?
in a tavern rn and there are two wizards on their orbs sat at opposite sides of the room and I think theyre insulting eachother via orb rather than face to face smh kids these days
i think one called the other a “short-bearded spellshitter” i heard the orb murmur it. At least theyre being creative i guess
in a tavern rn and there are two wizards on their orbs sat at opposite sides of the room and I think theyre insulting eachother via orb rather than face to face smh kids these days
working on a commission and just got tipped with a giant chunk of Gorgonzola. Big day
i tried to crowd surf once but forgot i am roughly the size of a bread roll. devastating experience
I remember when I first got into performing and i asked the tavern keeper if he wanted “live music” and he said yes but at the time I didn't know that meant “songs” and not “releasing several crickets into the dining area”. Safe to say I don't get booked at that tavern now
the manic squeak preachers will NOT apologise for what happened at the cheese festival because frankly nobody has proved the fireworks were ours
tour life update: me and the other manic squeak preachers are currently sleeping in an empty beer barrel behind the inn we're playing at because the inn has declared us a health hazard.
A wizard asked if I could perform something “with more range.” I jumped onto a spoon and launched myself into the air. That was not what he meant, but the crowd went wild.
got hired to play music during a duel
panicked and accidentally started playing three bard mice out of habit instead of eye of the wyvern. I'm never getting hired again.
being tiny is so interesting because every staircase feels either whimsical or apocalyptic depending on your current blood sugar
terrible atmosphere in the dungeon today. skeletons everywhere. no seating. spikes and pitfall traps at every door. not acceptable. one star
hate when humans say “aw he thinks he’s a human”
WRONG. i think you are unusually large balding mice