Random Junk and Stuff

[whitleyisa-deactivated20181209]

“Master of None” Wins Best Comedy Series | 2016 Critics’ Choice Awards

[unsounded]

How to open a beer with a banana

[dat-phat-kid]

What a waste of beer

[ben-walker-deactivated20230713]

do you ever lay in a position so uncomfortable you can actually feel it damaging your body but ur too lazy to move

[borderline-borderwhine]

my kink is constant and never-ending affection and validation

[notbrianna]

No but seriously, why isn’t there some sort of “find another ace” app? not only would aces be able to find each other, but (if was put out by some sort of awareness/advocacy group) it would be helpful for that group to plan events and if it cost money to download it could help fund awareness …whatevers.

[theasexualityblog-deactivated20]

List of Ace Friendly Dating Sites

Aces by Location Sheet

Ace Pen Pal Project

Ace Meet Up Blog

Ace Chat Room

Adult Ace Chat Room

AVEN Thread about Ace Community App in production

Asexual Outreach Event Finder for Meetup Groups and Ace Events

[cazareth-deactivated20160613]

MY LIFE IS SO NEARLY COMPLETE THANK YOU

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

knock knock. who’s there?

stress

[dat-phat-kid]

Stress who?

[percahlia]

“Lady Kima, Clarota. May I suggest you take the first watch?”

[officialkirstenmcduffie]

Now I’m giggling and thinking of how each of the Avengers would deal with some creeper in a bar bothering a woman. 

Steve would get right up in the dude’s face, at first trying to take the nice “leave the lady alone” route, but having NO problem getting physical if the guy doesn’t back off. 

Bruce would calmly approach and invite her to come sit with him and the others until the creeper left.

Natasha wouldn’t even say anything. She would just walk up, slam the guy’s head down onto the bar once, and stare him down until he left. 

Tony would stand right in the middle of the two and start talking the guy to death so the girl could make her escape.

Thor would pontificate about honor until the dude gives up.

Clint would start aggressively hitting on the guy. When the guy gets freaked out, he would shout “SEE HOW THAT FEELS?” at him.

[porrn-deactivated20160804]

Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???

[mostly10]

[sunpalms]

thanks to tumblr literally every time i go to the bathroom when i’m drunk i think about this post and sit there laughing to myself trying not to fall off the toilet

[cute-overload]

Shark baby

[ljusen]

I’m laughing so hard look at this lil bby he’s the happiest mf on earth life is gorgeous

[dat-phat-kid]

Left Shark: The Early Years

[3mcgriddles-deactivated20151029]

Californians: we got in n out 

me: we got water

[dicksplit]

[lemonhalsey-blog-deactivated202]

this gets funnier as it replays

[agenderjodie-blog]

just because asexual awareness week is over doesn’t mean we stop spreading it

[khfriendlyreminders]

I’ll Make A Nort Out of You

[khfriendlyreminders]

…okay anyone wanna take a whack at norting the song? I know we all want someone to. 

[crazyboutkh16-deactivated201506]

I’ll Make A Nort Out Of You

Lets get down to business to become… A Nort! Did they send me nobodies when I asked for cohorts?

Your the saddest bunch I ever met. But you can bet before we’re through Mister I’ll make a Nort out of you.

Tranquil as a forest but there’s darkness within. Once you find your center you are sure to win! You’re a heartless, male, pathetic lot And you haven’t got a clue. Somehow I’ll make a Nort out of you…

Young Xehanort: I am already a Nort… Xigbar: say goodbye to those who knew me. Ansem: boy was I a fool for cutting him… Xemnas: this guy got ‘em scared to death. Saix: I hope he doesn’t see right through me. Young Xehanort: now I really wish that I was slim…

(be a Nort) We must be swift as a coursing river (to be a Nort) With all the force of 13 shopping carts (to be a Nort) With all the strength of a manly choir Mystious as the dark side of Kingdom Hearts!

Time is racing toward us till the guns arrive. Heed my every order and you might survive! Your unsuited for the rage of war So pack up, go home, your through! How can I make a Nort out of you?

(to be a Nort) we must be swift as a coursing river (to be a Nort) With all the force of 13 shopping carts (to be a Nort) With all the strength of a manly choir Mysterious as the darks side of Kingdom Hearts!

(to be a Nort) We must be swift as a coursing river (to be a Nort) With all the force of 13 shopping carts (to be a Nort) With all the strength of a manly choir Mysterious as the darkside of Kingdom Hearts! khfriendlyreminders

[dat-phat-kid]

MUxMARIBELLE NEW OTP IN FE:AWAKENING OMGOMGOMG ADORABLE

[fakenewsjunkie]

[problematicselfie-deactivated20]

This is an enormous chain and I’m sorry, but I need to say this:

The laws in the Old Testament were set forth by god as the rules the Hebrews needed to follow in order to be righteous, to atone for the sin of Adam and Eve and to be able to get into Heaven. That is also why they were required to make sacrifices, because it was part of the appeasement for Original Sin.

According to Christian theology, when Jesus came from Heaven, it was for the express purpose of sacrificing himself on the cross so that our sins may be forgiven. His sacrifice was supposed to be the ultimate act that would free us from the former laws and regulations and allow us to enter Heaven by acting in his image. That is why he said “it is finished” when he died on the cross. That is why Christians don’t have to circumcise their sons (god’s covenant with Jacob), that is why they don’t have to perform animal sacrifice, or grow out their forelocks, or follow any of the other laws of Leviticus.

When you quote Leviticus as god’s law and say they are rules we must follow because they are what god or Jesus wants us to do, what you are really saying, as a Christian, is that Christ’s sacrifice on the cross was invalid. He died in vain because you believe we are still beholden to the old laws. That is what you, a self-professed good Christian, are saying to your god and his son, that their plan for your salvation wasn’t good enough for you.

So maybe actually read the thing before you start quoting it, because the implications of your actions go a lot deeper than you think.

[mediapathic]

This is a theological point that doesn’t come up often enough.

[newmauvilles-deactivated2014081]

guess what i just ordered because i stopped stalling on making a pokemon blog? yeah that’s right, a celebi gameboy and i’m here to present you a rare chance to get this console. i’m having a giveaway.

prize details:

you will win a new celebi gameboy advanced, i just purchased it, so it will be shipped to you later if you win.

you will be able to pick any Pokemon game you want that’s compatible with the system.

guidelines:

must be following me, sorry.

only reblogs count, likes can be used for reference purposes.

no giveaway blogs or inactive sideblogs.

you have to give out your address in order for me to be able to ship it to you.

if you’re under 16,  please get parental consent before enterting.

this is an international giveaway.

the lucky winner will be picked by a random generator so it’s not biased.

if this reaches 1k+ notes i will throw in an extra Pokemon game of the winners choice.

disclaimer;

this giveaway is no way being provided or sponsored by tumblr, but instead me. thank you.

deadline is august 26th