I Don’t Know What I’m Doing Here

[obsidianstrawberrymilk]

MDZS from Jin Ling's perspective is just like

Be me, age 13

Go to Prove Myself At My Job (which was decided from birth because this is a xianxia)

My fuckass incest uncle makes fun of me for being motherless

Since when was fuckass incest uncle a good fighter??

Uncle-in-law decides to glue my lips shut

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Get into an argument with my uncledad

Hear rumors about a haunted tomb in the woods

Be in the walls of said tomb and nearly die

Wake up to fuckass incest uncle leaning over me with my robes half off

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Why the fuck am I finding dead cats now

Wind up in an actual ghost town

Why the fuck is this guy here again

Say we should be cautious about this guy who we wind up should have been cautious about

Holy shit incest uncle got some moves

Is this how making friends works

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Go home

Why is incest uncle here AGAIN at a banquet he DEFINITELY SHOULD NOT BE AT

Ok whatever he might be a fuckass incest uncle but he's MY fuckass incest uncle. Piss off Jin Chan

Incest uncle's pretty cool actually

My aunt kills herself

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Fuckass incest uncle is actually the dude I was supposed to murder for killing my dad. Who is also my uncle

I stab him

The uncledad who was telling me to murder demonic cultivators is not happy about that

I get kidnapped

Everyone is mad at me for stabbing the guy I was supposed to stab according to everyone ever including myself

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Worst Family Reunion Ever Happens

Oh god is Hanguang-jun going to kill my uncledad (happens like 3 times)

Oh god is my uncle going to kill me

My uncle helped murder my dad by accident??

The dude who literally put his hand through my dad's chest saves me

My uncle dies

My uncledad decides now is a good time to return to the philosophy of not hitting children

Yao-zhongzhu decides opening his mouth is a good idea

I have one relative left alive

I am Sect Leader Now

[frost-flower-fractured-ice]

Idk where the idea of letting the juniors "make their own decisions" and "have complete independence" came from, but that isn't going to happen, and it shouldn't because they're literal children. Lan Wangji was canonically hanging out close enough to descend nobly into the fight as soon as a flare went up. Wen Ning was clinging to the underside of a boat in water. Jiang Cheng literally has Jiang disciples in Jin clothes and he still follows Jin Ling around like an extremely cranky tiger. Postcanon no one is letting the juniors do anything by themselves. Lan Wangji is folding all of himself into a cave an arm-length wide to keep an eye out for flares. Wen Ning is hanging from branches like a big koala. Jiang Cheng is snorkeling all over lakes and rivers. They all know the other two are there but dead clans have nothing on protecting your last remaining family (Lan Wangji is mad mad because he's the odd one out among them). And Wei Wuxian is pretending to be cool so the boys let him tag along. They're all helicopter parents, sorry not sorry.

[sleepy-salami]

jiang cheng blaming wen ning for the fall of lotus pier and jin zixuan's death (something wen ning didn't want, consent to or had any agency in doing) vs wen ning yelling at jiang cheng for the golden core transfer (something jiang cheng didn't want, consent to or had any agency in doing) is peak actually. you take two sympathetic characters with insane amount of grief, trauma, guilt, blame and debt between them, and let them go ballistic on each other to avoid unpacking any of that. making each other worse just by appearing in the same sentence together. no political or social expectations getting in the way of their unbridled haterism either. lan wangji wishes he could join.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Ok we can all agree WWX ONLY gives gag gifts during Christmas. A phallic shaped popsicle, a card that launches a shit ton of glitter everywhere. One of those fake puzzles that when solved show an entirely different image. A mug that changes its words when hot water is poured on it.

Every gift from him is a loaded gun, and no one is safe.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i didn't say it was good, i said it has bewitched me body and soul

[ka-di-gan]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[sacred-portal]

[cherryberg]

[a-sentient-cup]

[pyrobot1cs]

[feefal]

Studies show that adding an excessive amount of wings onto your portraits increases their coolness factor by a whopping 300%

[mynotar]

Would you like to buy his wares?

[fuckyeahcomicsbaby]

Different Stories Resonate with Different People

[lovingmyselfishard]

I will always reblog this.

[brightwanderer]

I once spent three hours scouring the internet to find this comic again, I will not let that be repeated.

[dduane]

Find your own resonance :)

[alexaloraetheris]

Old, but still important

[olderthannetfic]

I was just thinking about this comic the other day but had no idea how to find it.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

yall need to be nicer to victor frankenstein, post partum depression is no joke

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"he abandoned his kid" teen moms are under incredible pressure

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

You get a million dollars, but your most recent google search is tattooed on your forehead Taking the deal?

yes

no

this is sooo bad

might use this as a conversation starter ngl

results

Voting ended onJun 9, 2025

[i-am-a-fish]

oh hell yes

[chaotic-bich]

Oh hell no

[aja154ever]

How to Ship Soukoku 'Subtly' by Bones

Release Soukoku exclusive goods

Bring out the Family Pictures

Did you know…they may hate each other but they’re actually close

We mean, partners should get each other’s back

But we don’t think they’re close enough

“Wait, they can’t be together in every official art” so we’ll be sneaky like a fox

“We just want to see them smiling at each other but that may be out of character” so put them in separate CD covers

“Asagiri-sensei, we want to know more about their story” so put them in the movie’s first visual

Anyway, just… lay them on a bed of flowers

I’m sorry but we can’t get enough of flowers. Bonus: Camellias please because symbolism ;)

It’s just coincidence that we released this art the day after White Day

Disregard everything. You’re just reading way too much. We don’t ship them, okay?

Bonus

Kanaineco: I lowkey ship them too

Rejoice! This fandom is blessed with many official arts courtesy of this ship’s captain, Bones.

((I mean, I know they’re for marketing, but they’re beautiful and I love them. Let shippers be happy ^^))

[happyheidi]

𝖮𝗂𝗅 𝗉𝖺𝗂𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖻𝗒 𝖨𝗏𝖺𝗇𝖺 𝖹̌𝗂𝗏𝗂𝖼́ ( 𝖻. 𝗂𝗇 𝟣𝟫𝟩𝟫 𝗂𝗇 𝖲𝖺𝗋𝖺𝗃𝖾𝗏𝗈)

[chaotic-bich]

:O

[shubbabang]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[shubbabang]

hey i made a blank template of this for fun. enjoy

[kvothes]

so true

[lesbianredpanda]

Official Wednesday post

[westiec]

It's Tuesday

[sufficientlylargen]

Happy "not-only-is-it-not-friday-it's-not-even-thursday official wednesday on tuesday" Monday to those who celebrate.

[chaotic-bich]

Tuesday night minutes before midnight 😔

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

love it when a scrawny gay villain has a scrawnier, gayer sidekick hovering at their shoulder. sopping wet queer solidarity

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this genre

[grunklebongrip]

When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written

[signalfirefly]

#he wouldn't fucking say that but i'm getting kind of attached to the guy you invented who did say that