of the blue mountains

i was told there would be free beer. semi-selective. written by tori tracking: bofuriisms

[bofuriisms]

             “Oh, that’s rotten luck, really.               It would’ve been a good meal.”

[bofuriisms]

well that coulda' been worse!

                                                                   i. ii. iii. iv.

[capitolhost]

          ‘ oh my my! i have an outstanding stylist, but did i hear correctly ? ’ a hand cupped his ear, pretending as if he had not heard it. certainly, caesar welcomed a change in the hobbit’s style. ‘  you want to do something with your hair ? ’

[bofuriisms]

              “Well yer’ stylist certainly has some kind of taste--                Oh no!” Bofur was quick to throw a hand up in                defense, “I could nev’r. I mean I applaud you and                what ya’ do--all the power to you, but I couldn’t                do what you do.” There was a hint of nervous                laughter, “Far too... Excitin’ for me.”

[bofuriisms]

@showmaxter

            “If ya’ don’t mind my askin’              howdja’ get yer’ hair that color?”

[porpentine-deactivated20201218]

i’m into really low commitment hangouts like lying on the floor near each other or falling asleep together or falling into an endless void together

[klvmstrakur]

don’t mess with the bros

[bofuriisms]

              “Now, I’ll admit it wasn’t one of my best ideas                but it definitely wasn’t one of m’worst, I think.”

[bofuriisms]

"I am not your little princess."

Sentence Meme [Game of Thrones style]

                   "I meant no offense yer' Majesty.                    It just slipped out."

[bofuriisms]

"You were kind to me, I remember."

Sentence Meme [Game of Thrones style]

                 "I'm grateful for that, but I wouldn't 've been                   too offended if you 'ad forgotten me."

[alexdoodlemain]

for valkyrem

[cestpasfaux24601]

[bofurs]

dwarf family pictures

[daughterofforgottenkings-blog]

She bites her lip in thought, desperately trying to recall his name. (There were too many of them to begin with and apparently the dwarves were overfond of similar sounding names) “It’s….B-,” No, not that? Perhaps? “…B…Bombur?”

[bofuriisms]

                 Bofur let out a laugh and shoved his hands into                  his pockets, "Close! Bombur is m'brother." The                  dwarf fell into a silly bow, "Bofur, at yer' service."

[singingwithoutfail-archive-blog]

"Why, I couldn’t pick just one favorite."

[bofuriisms]

                 "Surely there must be one! What about the one                  you were jus' singing? Is that one of yer' favorites?"

[bofuriisms]

oxkenbranch:

                          Thorin stills, straining to listen for any sort of odd                           movement. One could not be too careful, not when                           traversing the wilds in such a large group. Others                           could take notice all too quickly.

                             ❝ ..no, I did not, why? What did you hear? ❞

                 Bofur made a small motion towards the trees, pausing                  to listen once more but the sound had faded. His brows                  furrowed together in disappointment before turning to                  Thorin, "I thought there was music playin'." He shrugged,                 "But it might've jus' been the birds chirping."

[bofuriisms]

hexelleth:

        Of all the dwarves in this company, she found Bofur the most … sensible. A         close second being the young Kili who, of course, had become so smitten with         Tauriel that he may very well be unable to function in the oncoming battle. As         a sigh fell from parted lips, she turned.

                “Of all the ends to my days, I never would have                 imagined I would be defending dwarves and this                 Mountain.”

                   Bofur straightened himself up, doing his best to not                    openly stare at the woman. He gripped at his mattock                    and snorted to himself. "The Mountain was won back                    from the dragon, Smaug." He felt himself grow a bit                    more confident in her presence, he looked up at her. 

                  "Ya' have you admit, that's no simply feat. It deserves                    to be defended." He then proceeded to grumble some-                    thing under his breath about even if it was by the elves.

[promisestoned]

                                                                 ( F Í L I )   &   ( K Í L I )                                                                        at your service