sexually or fatally

hi, it's your friendly hoe, i write things and work 9-5 because i'm boring and almost 30

[benmin]

❤️

[klvmstrakur]

me, a hypochondriac that's just regained some sort of control over the panic that's been relatively low but consistent for months and it took all the power i had left in me to not spiral into utter hysteria 100 times a day: today feels kinda nice

YouTube recommended page that i've been consistently cleaning from all things that may even slightly worsen what's already not great: i'm thinking cancer update (BAD NEWS)

me: B-BITC-----

me: -----

me: -----

me: FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKIGN SATAN

me: HOW ABOUT YOU LEARN

me: THAT ALL I WANNA SEE

me: IS EDUCATIONAL SNAKE VIDEOS

me: FEMBOY TIKTOK COMPILATIONS

me: AND

me: DIAMOND PAINTING KITS REVIEWS DONE BY RANTY KARENS THAT FILM IN VERTICAL MODE AND HAVEN'T LEARNED THAT 3$ PAY SHIPPING "FREE" CRAFT KITS ARE A SCAM

me: THAT'S ALL I WANT FROM YOU

YouTube recommended page: k

YouTube recommended page the next day after i've managed to not relapse: look, look, A MEMOIR!

YouTube recommended page: i'll leave it here for you

YouTube recommended page: F O R E V E R

[discovernow]

Also Stamets:

[klvmstrakur]

Lorca: they wanted to give me a medal, i told them to give it to you

Stamets: why tho

Lorca:

i’m out of space

[klvmstrakur]

this post being still somehow alive brings me joy

[likeappletrees]

klemens performing arcade on okkar 12 stig | may 14th, 2020 (x)

[epicpunkfish]

Klemens on RÚV 02.06.2020

[klvmstrakur]

in eu we have a plethora of countries in which queer kids fear for their lives or take them out of helplessness and it brings cheery vibes to the ever growing alt right crowd

but menthol cigarettes? no, no, those we don’t have, those are satan

[klvmstrakur]

when i attempt to learn languages everything seems so grammatically illogical i want to cry

and then i remember that in my native language the sentence “i want to cry” looks, in translation, like this: “wants (since it is a being outside of me doing the wanting part) myself cry” 

roll credits

[hatari-confessions]

I really loved the latest interview and don’t understand why some people here have a problem with it.. maybe someone wants to explain?

[klvmstrakur]

i laugh because this whole thing is klemens being not like other girls which has been a thing for a long time and when it gets a bit weirder than usual but still remains explainable within the self-creation performance all hell suddenly breaks loose. your bean is not losing his mind, chill. since when do we take hatari members’ words literally and don’t apply the filter of knowing they do create personas and klemens’ persona is the cute but disturbing one. i mean, boys, come on, the whole point of this is making sure people still remember about hatari when they can resume the tour and actually work.

[kvidasjuklingur-deactivated2022]

Could someone put a link to this interview?

[klvmstrakur]

https://www.mbl.is/smartland/heimili/2020/05/24/stopullinn_i_husinu_er_ronja_konan_min/

[hatari-confessions]

I really loved the latest interview and don’t understand why some people here have a problem with it.. maybe someone wants to explain?

[klvmstrakur]

i laugh because this whole thing is klemens being not like other girls which has been a thing for a long time and when it gets a bit weirder than usual but still remains explainable within the self-creation performance all hell suddenly breaks loose. your bean is not losing his mind, chill. since when do we take hatari members’ words literally and don’t apply the filter of knowing they do create personas and klemens’ persona is the cute but disturbing one. i mean, boys, come on, the whole point of this is making sure people still remember about hatari when they can resume the tour and actually work.

[louisthevamp]

the thrilling saga

[epicpunkfish]

Hatari live at Söngvakeppnin 2020

[klvmstrakur]

warszawa, its big stage, cropped out photographers and lots of matti doing those things that matti does

[team-hatari]

Matti and Klem with cigarettes are a separate aesthetics.

[likeappletrees]

Klemens Hannigan in every music video

Happy birthday, Klemens!

[klvmstrakur]

everyone: i spent 18/35/37 hours listening to hatari this year, omg : o

me, my corporate job and spotify browser player on the corporate computer:

[klvmstrakur]

with those coats and suits hatari won the eastern bloc espionage officers cosplay contest. excluding einar, he was a proper kinky accountant and i feel his vibe.