swamp cryptid

just a rat in the walls chewing on electrical wires to feel something

[satyriconmp3]

want to engage in tomfoolery and shenanigans but i am just sitting in my room

[hotchology]

bye bye nicholas hoult.

[hotchology]

u will go to hell

[missmitchieg]

Oh COME ON HIM TOO???

[omarandjohnny]

[inthesensethat]

[cordic]

its important to me that all y'all know that mannertee has an arch nemesis

his name is Ikanzame and he's a shark with bad driving etiquette!!

[butch-of-the-blades]

ikanzame!!! your people of virginia desire you carnally!!!!

[loredwy]

I cant believe this tweet is how I find out

[would-you-punt-them]

now all the things you guys have told me about american high schools are starting to make sense

[jeaninelatragedia]

holy shit.

[frustratedasatruar]

You're not really supposed to say it this way, because its considered crass, but here in the US children are culturally and legally considered essentially the property of their parents.

Note that its considered more crass to point this out than it is to treat children as property in the first place.

[starlightxraven]

Nobody needs AI to search the Internet, court says in ruling against Google

Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry.

[appalachian-werewolf]

"Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry."

It fucking better.

[mrsjdavis]

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

[newbarktownalumni]

[adastrabbit]

everyday heroes

[adastrabbit]

clarification

[dullahandyke]

[ID: two comics featuring colour-coded figures. In the first, Yellow jabs at Purple and says, "Lol you have a learning disability? Fucking dumbass lol. You're literally less than a human to me. Stupid ass." Suddenly, to Purple's delight, Green points and shouts, "Stop!" Green then puts a hand on Yellow's shoulder and sympathetically says, "But like I can totally understand how you fell into that pattern of thought. It's so easy to put others down because they're less than you. But you have to stop because it's really mean." In the background, Pink shouts, "Say it louder for the people in the back!" Purple watches all of this, brows furrowed and jaw slack in offended shock.

The second comic shows the artist, clutching their comic and panicking as they say, "Fuck, I think I made the point of this one too unclear. Um..." They then pull out a device and aim it at Green. They push a button and Green explodes into blood and gore.]

[tearlessrain]

you know I think "saw a snail today. effervescent" has been misattributed to Edward Cullen. that is the most Louis de Pointe du Lac text imaginable

[55five]

Be a teachable individual YOU DO NOT know everything

[iconuk01]

"The Source"

by Luo Li Rong

View this post on Instagram

[iconuk01]

Yes, this is Luo Yi Rong, who absolutely is the same sculptor from that astonishingly inept self-own by an idiot.

[weepylucifer]

You know how we call things "pseudoscience"... the media analysis that's being done on twitter and tumblr should be pseudohumanities

[blujayonthewing]

[lost-lycaon]

Scrub hare, De Hoop Nature Reserve

[transgenderer]

When I say "godspeed" (I say it a lot) I like to imagine I'm a member of a futurism religion that worships velocity above all else. Like its the standard well-wishing in my culture. Speedliness is next to godliness. Someday we'll catch him! And the closer we get the more he loves us

[meburgers]

making sonas

[wildseerbigwings]

how is he red-green colorblind???

[meburgers]

he’s regular blind.

[depsidase]

[m4d-minute]

[zorja]

amputation saws from the 18th century.

source: flints auctions 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

[simmt]

Tag yourself

[dissolveddgirll]

obessed with this random photo of billie piper serving with a chainsaw

[likely-confused]

pink and yellow human :D