The Bog Welcomes You
*Shlorp...gurgle...* Hehe...someone comes wanderin' through me muck, eh? Listen 'ere. I'm the Bog Pervert, welcome all to me domain. *Gurgle...* If ye have no gentlemanly business in me swamp, leave at once. The Bog welcomes all people. The Bog does not discriminate. Be like The Bog. *Squelch...*












