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[bogslob]

Hello Haiku Bot, do you want to be my friend? Please reblog if yes

[the-haiku-bot]

Hello Haiku Bot,

do you want to be my friend?

Please reblog if yes

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[bogslob]

Haiku bot I’m glad

Your friendship, it brings such joy

My life long bestie

[bogslob]

As someone who is a little face blind and not great at remembering names Heated Rivalry episode three was a wild ride

Spent the whole time thinking Scott and Shane were the same person and Shane was having some weird whirlwind romance with Kip before going back to Ilya

[bogslob]

Dearest Haiku Bot we have not talked in a while, I hope you are well

[bogslob]

I hated it so much when Azeraphale and Crowley were re born in to the new universe.

Like what do you mean? They gave it all up. The whole point is the angels and Demons don’t exist anymore.

You can’t just reverse the ending because you wanted a fluffy scene

[bogslob]

Just finished good omens and you cannot convince me that Crowley genuinely wanted this new universe.

The man was prepared to run away to Alpha Centauri and leave it all behind just to be with Azeraphael and you’re telling me he’s okay with a raising him from existence .

No, this man was trying to do what Azeraphale wanted and do the right thing. He loved the universe and people so much and as much as it killed him, he knew he had to give it up.



[bogslob]

The think that breaks me about the sunrise on the reaping trailer isn’t the how young Ampert and Wellie are but it’s how young Silka ia

[bogslob]

So we can all agree PHM is a dog movie

But in the film Rocky is the dog

And in the Book Grace is the dog

[lilmiaowkittie]

[bogslob]

Noooo I just realised we never got to see the sheild Tyson made Percy, its acctually devastating

[bogslob]

Obsessed with the way demigods seem to be immune to pain. Clarisse looked like she had her leg snapped and was running seconds later, and Percy was undoubtedly concussed half the battle

[bogslob]

Thought it was really strange that they had Luke not know the fleece would heal Thalia, in the books I assumed that was always the plan, they would heal Kronos then allow camp to steal the fleece back so she could be healed and they would have another chance at a prophecy kid.

I never imagined that Luke would poison the tree without knowing he could heal it, and of course Thalia would be the better option, she has a history with Luke and has openly criticised the gods before

[bogslob]

They have really gotta up the makeup game in season 3, like yes everyone looked fabulous and I am grateful they actually let them get a little dirty and bloody this season but its so distracting.

Like why is Clarisse waking up after a shipwreck with perfect hair and makeup looking like shes on a red carpet.

Then when Annabeth gets knocked out she is covered in what looks like dry blood, despite it literally just happening seconds before.

Then Percy gets absolutely pummelled by Luke and just spits out a little blood and has a nose bleed, like that nose should be broken, he should be missing teeth.

These kids should be returning from their quest looking like shit, covered in bruises, clothes crumpled torn and stained, hair a greasy mess, and covered in mud sand and blood.

[bogslob]

On my god i dont know how i feel about the change to thalias story line but my god it was a good twist

[bogslob]

No no no no why did i not know ao3 was gonna be down 😖

[bogslob]

Nooo Annabeth how could you do that to my girl Clarisse, she was already gonna be betrayed by Chris

[bogslob]

I’m so jealous of Vecnas perfectly manicured nails

[bogslob]

Noooooo I didnt realise ao3 was gonna be down

If someone has Crimson Rivers downloaded and is willing to send it over I would be eternally grateful