Birds mostly sometimes

Im a bird keeper and all I want to do in life is work with birds and find happiness.

[klamv-art]

It’s done!!! Hopefully here it’s posted with better quality than on twitter orz

[vexwerewolf]

New gender-neutral bathroom just dropped

[runawaymarbles]

New gender-neutral bathroom just leaked

[theconcealedweapon]

[charlesoberonn]

Sumerian Veteran: *has severe PTSD but doesn't know it because the term won't be invented for another 5000 years* I fight the same battle in my dreams every night and my relationship with my family has fallen apart.

Sumerian Healer: *saw hundreds of veterans with the exact same affliction before* You're cursed by desert demons.

[mr-elementle]

actually we have recorded texts of sumerian warriors describing symptoms that closely match ptsd, and the diagnoses was not desert demons, but rather "Those dudes you killed are still attacking you with their ghosts because you killed them"

[a-book-of-creatures]

When I return a library book, I make sure to walk there holding it in my hands instead of in my bag. This is enrichment before it gets returned to the cold limbo of the stacks

[a-book-of-creatures]

omg I didn’t realize that

[destinationtoast]

Thank you to all the librarians and library workers chiming in:

(and more in the notes!)

[despazito]

Crying

[despazito]

This shit makes me understand why my grandma taught me to only scritch calves under the chin, because if you scratch the tops of their heads you'll teach them to shove their (horned) foreheads at you for affection once they're huge

[redoanrony]

pigeonforge

[absolutely-zero-regrets]

[iconuk01]

Wally - Circe has transformed Nightwing into one of these hundreds of pigeons, but we don't know whi..... Oh, never mind, there he is.

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[anxiousangerball]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but

YOU DO NOT NEED TO START A NEW HOBBY!

STEP AWAY FROM THE TEXTILES!

YOU DON'T NEED MORE YARN!

THAT FABRIC IS NOT CALLING TO YOU! LEAVE IT ALONE!

[boyrot]

boy it's me the textiles speaking to you inside your head. you need the yarn. you need thread. your soul hungers to participate in the act of creation. you must feed it. you must buy so many beads.

[moofrog]

INKTOBER 2017!! The theme this year are birds and flowers. I picked out a bunch of birds to draw, and researched flowers native or common to where the birds are native/common to. I ended up pairing up a lot of state/national birds with state/national flowers.

FINAL WEEK!

Day 22: Fiordland Penguin - Chatham Island Forget-me-not

Day 23: Mandarin Duck - Lotus Flower

Day 24: Zebra Finch - Hibiscus 

Day 25: Plush-Crested Jay - Ceibo

Day 26: Blue-Winged Kookaburra - Daffodil

Day 27: Shoebill - Bougainvillea

Day 28: Turkey - Sunflower

Day 29: Eurasian Eagle-Owl - Lily Of The Valley

Day 30: Great Horned Bill - Rhododendron

Day 31: Red Bearded Vulture - Edelweiss

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

Oh boy!! It’s a fucking mystery?? A spooky scary mystery!! Better get fucking Sherlock Holmes on this one! It’s a big fucking mystery, with no obvious answer!

[hopesterling]

This is not a Sherlock Holmes mystery. This is a Scooby-Doo mystery, where the villain is an old white guy pulling a real estate / inheritance scam.

[daddythedragon]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[earhartsease]

known to friends as pollidori

[femmeidiot]

sorry you put your hand on my cheek and I immediately opened my mouth for you to put your thumb in.

[ispyspookymansion]

i dont need therapy i need to be 8 years old at halloween again

[tytonidyke]

I need to be sitting on the carpet with my siblings taking all the candy out of our baskets and sorting it into piles by type and trading the ones we don’t like

[anistarrose]

children outside screaming: annoying but ultimately for the greater good. children need Going Outside and Screaming Time for proper emotional development. an auditory burden I am willing to bear

neighbor with his car he made louder on purpose: jail for neighbor. jail for ten thousand years

[desertpups]

he did this for us🥲