idk

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[homofauxbic]

*has my feelings surgically removed*

[thebootydiaries]

[pitbolshevik]

my favorite boba fett moment was when the empire was like "hey we could hire you permanently perhaps" and he was like "lmao you cant afford me"

[pitbolshevik]

[clonephemera-deactivated2021062]

[frightvale]

i somehow ended up on a radical christian website and this was their system of upvotes and downvotes. Bless. 

[otterslinger]

[archivehead]

[kvmalakhvn-deactivated20160728]

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

The Moon: *shines their light on me*

Me: are we about to kiss rn 😳

[krabby-kronicle]

[bouncystyles]

[mae0x]

if u think my posts are fucked up imagine having them as thoughts

[turing-tested]

not to sound like a commie or anything but I hate how it costs money to be alive

[faggotkelpie]

[berniefucks]

[surqrised]

“I’m not sure which is worse: intense feeling, or the absence of it.”

— Margaret Atwood, The Blind Assassin

[thebootydiaries]

you vaccinate your kids ? i squirt lemon in my son’s eyes to make him stronger against viruses . i activate his fight or flight response . he is so powerful he can now eat entire lemons , peel included .. tell me again how your vaccinated child isn’t inferior ?

[skinofmilkandhoney]

😂😂😂😂 because my kid isnt going to die from polio. I could give two shits if she could power down a whole lemon.

[thebootydiaries]

my son has been trained to eat polio while your kid struggles to even eat a simple yellow fruit . Pathetic

[skinofmilkandhoney]

Omg… your antivax mentality is so deluded that i cannot even begin to explain how you cannot eat polio because your tiny pinhead mind wouldnt be able to process it. Also, literally everything you have said qualifies as child abuse. I hope someone takes your kid away from you so they actually get a chance to live a decent and normal life free of debilitating diseases.

[thebootydiaries]

He has mastered laying eggs while your child learns the ABDs , don’t think for a second that they are the same . Your son is 2 ft getting no hoes while my son is 6’4 getting chicks daily . Don’t ever call my head a pin again

[whitepeopletwitter]

[everlastingrandom]

Me every time an executive order is signed:

[quickweaves]

[boota]

[deng-dong-deactivated20150421]

the gothest sentence in existence