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I love the concept of Billy having chaos magic and having the will to do literally whatever he wants if he just puts his mind too it.
Billy: She looks hurt. Maybe we should call the police.
Agatha: Security took our phones before we came in, remember?
Billy: They let me bring in a calculator?
Agatha: What the hell is a calculator going to do-
*Billy types the numbers 911 into the calculator*
"911 what's your emergency?"
Agatha: How the fuck...?
Billy: I have coffee.
Agatha: I don't want a coffee.
Billy: I know. This is my coffee.
Agatha: Then why the hell are you telling me?
Billy: Conversation starter.
Agatha: That was the worst conversation starter I've ever heard.
Billy: Is it? Because from what I see, we're conversating.
Agatha: Is that even a word?
Billy: I don't know, look it up.
Sorry for disappearing for 2 months (it was exactly 2 months. Not sure how that happened) I was genuinely out of incorrect quotes and took a while writing a bunch down so I won't post daily, but will still post my stupid ideas (Trust me I'ma make a comeback when VisionQuest comes out)
Anyways I made this?
The horrors he’s seen
Why is this like my favorite thing?
Alr y'all mfs gotta give me a while to think of some new incorrect quotes for Agatha all along cause I've been doing this since like 2024 and I can only think of so many ways for Billy to fuck up something
Rio: I still don’t understand why you’re in charge.
Agatha: Because when something happens, everyone instinctively looks at me for answers.
Rio: That’s because you’re usually the reason something happened.
Agatha: I think it likes me. Can't keep the lady creatures off of me, am I right?
Billy: It tried to bite you.
Agatha: Love language.
Wanda: Vision is a synthesoid!
Peitro: A toaster?
Wanda: Not a toaster!
Peitro: Is he my toaster-in-law?
Wanda: Brother-in-law!
Peitro: Question, are Billy and Tommy half-toasters?
Wanda: None of them are toasters?!
Peitro: Do you prefer the term microwaves?
Wanda: ...
Peitro: Okay I'm sorry.
I know we have all had the image of Nick Nelson watching Agatha all along and praising Billy, but what if we got the opposite? We got Eddie watching Heartstopper for Charlie Spring and calling him "Billy with a soft spot" and Billy absolutely despising it.
Eddie: So, when are you going to kiss me dramatically in the rain like Charlie?
Billy: I will turn the rain into acid if you don't SHUT UP ABOUT CHARLIE!
Eddie: It's basically you with a soft spot and an accent.
Billy: I have a soft spot!
Eddie: You just threatened me with acid rain.
Billy: And I bet Charlie would too if he had my power.
Eddie: Exactly. It's you with a soft spot. It's like a parallel universe.
Billy: DAMN IT!
Rio: You’re smiling. That’s concerning.
Agatha: I smile when I’m right or when something’s about to explode.
Billy:
Billy: Is something about to explode—
Agatha: Most definitely.
Agatha: Why is everyone standing like they’re in trouble?
Alice: No reason.
Agatha: Then why is Billy holding a broom like a weapon?
Billy: Emotional support broom. Wanna try it out?
Agatha: Absolutely not.
Jen: We need a plan.
Agatha: I have a plan.
Jen: Is it a good plan?
Agatha: I have a plan.
Billy: So hypothetically, if someone opened a portal they couldn't close—
Agatha: What did you do.
Billy: I said hypothetically.
Agatha: And I said what did you do.
Billy: You’re crossing the line.
Rio: Lines are for people who intend to stop.
Billy: You genuinely scare me.
Rio: Thank you.
Billy: This is a bad idea.
Agatha: I know. I’m done having good ones.
Billy: You have never had a good idea.
Lilia: I have seen this future. It ends badly.
Agatha: You say that about everything.
Lilia: Because everything ends badly when you’re involved.
Rio: Step aside.
Billy: No.
Rio: The fuck did you just say?
Billy: Alice said I have free will. So I'm using it.
Rio: Get the fuck out of my way you reincarnated soul jumping asshole.
Billy: Okay.
