Lobster

Dumping ground for whatever the hell has taken residence in my brain waves

[boiled-crustacean]

INTROOOOO YIPPPPEEEEEEE

About me:

° She/Her (While I prefer it the use of other pronouns does not bother me <3)

° 17 Years old (HSC AND HIGHSCHOOL SUCKSS)

° Demi-romantic, pansexual and cisgender

° Multifandom artist and general yapper

° I will and do hyperfixate on usually one thing at a time with occasional overlap, meaning my blog will just have blocks of one specific fandom or character before it abruptly changes :3

° Boiled, Crustacean, BoiledCrustacean, and any other crustacean type names are chill by me!

Side Blogs/ Other platforms:

° I have one side blog called boiledcrustacean-part2 although it is just used to post vids so I can link multiple in one post over here!

° I have an Ao3 account under BoiledCrustacean once again! (And yes I know its odd to link my Ao3 when I have a DNI list on here, it's simply because I don't want those areas to be popping up a ton on this blog cus I am personally uncomfortable with it, I do believe in anti-censorship/ DL;DR)

Extras:

°I would appreciate that any reposting or use of my art be done with credit

°I am notoriously bad at wording things (despite doing an advanced english class), so if I make a post or comment which doesn't quite make sense or comes off wrong PLEASE let me know so I can remedy it <3 or at the very least try to explain again what I actually meant

°AUSTRALIANNN (I didnt rlly know where to mention this so its here now ig lol)

Fandoms I'm in/ Shows I enjoy:

°FNAF (although Im more knowlegdable on the older gen, am open to new gen tho)

°The Amazing Digital Circus

°Voltron Legendary Defender

°Pokemon (Kinda new to it/ casual enjoyer)

°Haunted Hotel

°The Disaterous Life Of Saiki K

°Demon Slayer

°UTDR (Undertale/ Deltarune)

°Mincraft Fnaf (Specifically TFF (I rlly only watched his pov), The oddities roleplay, Minecraft FNAF (Mainly the early videos when it was just the oddities team)

°Minecraft RP (Again mainly TFF)

°Popee The Performer

°Sonic The Hedgehog (again a casual enjoyer)

°Probably more but I can't think of them rn (I will update this with any new ones/ ones I remember)

Requests:

Go to this post for details and for when Im taking in requests. However you may send me random asks whenever you feel like it :3

DNI: Transphobes, Transandrophobes, Transmisogynists, Homophobes, Abelists, Racists, Bigots, Trump supporters, Ice supporters, Pedophiles, as well as other general criteria (love and peace on planet earth <3)

[aacaris]

I wonder what he thought before his death. Did he know going in that he was going to die? Did he think he was going to survive? What did he want from it all?

Anyways hope you enjoy

[boiled-crustacean]

Soo I had an afternoon free but was burnt out from drawing stuff so I made this :D

Also yes my jax and ribbit can hug but they still have repelling magnets, they just twist around and hug like that :3

[boiled-crustacean]

HELP MY SCHOOL BLOCKED TUMBLR OFF OF THE WIFI GRRR

NOW I CANT SCROLL TUMBLR WHILE I DONT DO WORK

sigh

Ill live but now i gotta eait till after school to get updates on who posted stuff

this is so bum

[boiled-crustacean]

I know it makes little to no sense in terms of ship names, but whenever I think of a ship name for Showtime Steve and Glamrock Foxy, all that comes to mind is just

Stove

does it follow really any convention of ship names? no

but do I like the idea of calling them stove? yes very much so

[boiled-crustacean]

Hear me out-

Steven universe MCFNAFVerse with Dylan and Bryan being gem/human hybrids

In this au Dylan would kinda be the steven of this world as it makes more sense for me to imagine him staying with Matthew

Whereas Bryan stays on home world cus after anna and matthew broke up she gets super bitter about it and sets out to completely colonise earth (plus she would just be a red diamond rather than pink) butting head with valarie (who would just be an altered yellow diamond) which sets off the gem war

For Bryan after his mom give birth to him and lowkey ceases to exist Amiri takes over looking after him with specific instruction set by Anna which makes Bryan a kind of antagonist in this au

I also imagine the gems that Dylan lives with on earth would just be some of his animatronics but as gems ya know

I dont got any more ideas past this so if soneone with better world building wants to take it go ahead

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Voting ended onJul 20

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[ecto-hazard]

If you vote tenna and prove it ill do a shitty little doodle of whatever you want for each person who does

[boiled-crustacean]

one tenna plzz

[deviouscrackers]

No no guys you have to understand...!

Bryan and Springtrap were BUSINESS PARTNERS!! They co-owned the pizzeria!!

[deviouscrackers]

No but fr I NEED to know what was going through Springtrap's head.

Not only did he just straight up be chill with the unawares business owner, he gave the guy money and advice and friendship for MONTHS!! And not only that, but he builds another version of himself for when he's not around (iirc) and only actually reveals himself evil, NOT when his evil nigh-indestructible lackey showed up, but after he'd been caught red handed!!!

Bryan and William would have been great friends had circumstances been different... ohhhh i love them...

[boiled-crustacean]

Honestly this is something I forget about kinda often and just shrugged off when I remembered it,

but what if this friendship they had led to Bryan picking up traits which showed up later when he began loosing his shit with the animatronics

just thoughts ig

[boiled-crustacean]

[boiled-crustacean]

No bg ver.

[boiled-crustacean]

I am very susceptable to persuasion as a multi shipper-

and the lure of toxicflare fics on ao3 was simply too good to ignore

(I was struggling to draw when I started this so I used a base from pinterest)

[boiled-crustacean]

Took me a while to get this done cus ive been focusing on my major projects for my HSC-

But we got some cottage core SCP!Bryan for us to emjoyy

[boiled-crustacean]

Uh I reccomend viewing this as something Inpu painted-

Did this mainly as a challenge of perspective (I hate doing perspective) and so I made this!!

Tw: partial nudity? Idk man crotch area is covered and not visible but there is a nipple? just in case someone ain't wanna see all that (its also why the art is under the cut)

hopefully yall like this

[boiled-crustacean]

I've been doing some thinking, and I think I may possibly be demi-romantic.

Because overall, throughout my childhood to now (17yrs old), I've pretty much never had any crush on the people around me or even fictional characters or celebrities. And the one time I had feelings which felt kinda like a crush, it was for two of my close friends and around the same time we attempted a poly relationship in which we all dated each other. I ended up opting out of it because, and keep in mind we were young maybe 13 roughly so we weren't doing much in terms of like kissing/ anything more than cuddling really, it felt more like a stronger friendship rather than a relationship. And a while after that one of the friends I had dated asked me out, I'm assuming they had ended the relationship with our other friend at some point I don't remember, and I agreed because I did like them. And during the whole relationship (lasting like two years) I felt giddy and happy and just general romantic feelings towards them and was genuinely sad when we broke up, personal reasons not important to mention. But even after that I was more than happy to continue our friendship (which we still are now! If you see this hi!!!) and I haven't had any crushes or dated anyone else since. I also am pretty sure i experience alterous attraction with most of my close friends around my age.

Since I've never considered this a possibility before I wanted to ask people here on tumblr if they think that aligns because idk.

[boiled-crustacean]

Ohhh my goddd

just came across a horrendiously transphobic and exorsexist account

I won't tag them or @ them because based on the posts I was reading (up until about 4 days ago) they seem to be a minor and I don't want them to face any kind of harrassment

but holyy shitttt

they claim to not be transphobic and that they, and I quote, dont want it shoved in their face, when reffering to the community suggestion which showed the MtFblr community

and its like

idk how dumb you have to be to not realise that the community tab suggestions are still based on what you look at/ interact with

talkin bout some 'just show me my interests'

BY CONSISTANTLY INTERACTING WITH THOSE POSTS YOURE TELLING TUMBLRS ALGORHYTHM THAT YOURE INTERESTED IN IT

TUMBLRS ALGORHYTHM CANT READ WHAT YOUR SAYING IN RESPONSE TO THOSE POSTS, JUST THAT YOU KEEP INTERACTING SO THEREFORE YOU MIGHT BE INTERESTED

like dear god

if you truely 'dont want it shoved down your throat' then block the tags, or specific people which consistantly post about it

OR GET THIS

USE THE DESIGNATED IM NOT INTERESTED IN THIS POST/ BLOG BUTTON IF YOU DONT WANT TO BLOCK

theres a bunch of other stuff I could go on about with them but this post is long and just turning into upset rambling

[boiled-crustacean]

Average domesticated fire dragon, with their elvin owner (whom may or may not have severe back pain from being charhed at by said dragon).

(idk what happened with the elf's anatomy, i swear it looked more normal without the poncho 😭) (bro got legs for days)

[boiled-crustacean]

just saw the tadc movie and

wow just wow

its truely a beautiful end to the series, i wont say any spoilers but

it really is an ending that makes me happy

(you should all watch it)

((And if u have already dont spoil it for others!!!))