goofs and guffs

[boringchrist]

[leeortizlife-deactivated2019051]

[37q-archive]

im like 99% sure this photoset drops in image quality every time it passes my dash

[tackminyard]

harry can’t duel

harry can’t duel

harry cannot duel

he only uses expelliarmus and he cannot duel

even if he’s dueling the FUCKING DARK LORD

[quillsand]

Imagine the conversation ministry officials must be having when they see his auror application:

“He’s Harry Potter!”

“I know but that doesn’t change the fact-”

“Harry! Freaking! Potter!”

“We still need him to attend extra duelling lessons-”

“We can’t put Harry Potter in extra duelling lessons!”

“He only ever uses one spell-”

“Yeah, but he’s really good at it.”

[coloneltomarry-deactivated20180]

I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who had practiced one kick 10,000 times. - Bruce Lee

[dragon-in-a-fez]

Harry Potter, the boy who dared to ask, “why study all these other spells if I can get really good at yeeting everyone’s wands out of their hands”

[jumpingjacktrash]

the day a dark wizard encounters the word ‘lanyard’ is the day harry potter dies for real

[leechtime-deactivated20190510]

Anime Girl: *breathes* Her Tiddies:

[adz]

my cat does this before he pukes

[toebeens]

that comment just absolutely took me out

[fjordfjucks]

I FINALLY REALIZED WHAT THAT PIC OF WILL SMITH AS GENIE LOOKS LIKE HOLD ON

[fjordfjucks]

[lavagoth]

wife of Souljaboy Tellem

[under-the-arch]

[that-catholic-shinobi]

cursed

[hollowtones]

Good pic

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

[fancycolours]

My dude, what's a Yeetle?

Does this answer your question?

[kumagawa]

my guy out here fucking up this catfish so hard

[1-877-547-7272-deactivated20200]

[badjokesbyjeff]

[garrettauthor]

This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

[thyrell]

what’s the punchline here

[thyrell]

wait

[thyrell]

[deductionfreak]

I don’t care what Oak says, this is my favorite picture I have taken in Pokemon Snap

[shiny-rhydon]

same energy

[pure]

[southernviolence]

[nightween]

[thenewmemetitans]

can I please have context for this

[nightween]

context:

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

[seachord]

[valtsv]

adult person: life gets faster as you get older!

me aged 10: sounds fake but ok

me now: