[jailor-deactivated20230520]

[battlevilla]

[mobyy--dick]

[jodiefoster]

anybody else here not good at anything

[timeaway]

I feel horrible in case you were wondering

[scytho]

[otheraes]

[aewm]

what do u mean “what have i been up to” … i’m out here ruining my own life as always bitch

[amortizing]

[earwigcrisis-deactivated2020052]

Birb squish

[chadzia-deactivated20180101]

if the pooularity of “dobby pussy indulgence” has taught me anything it’s that nobody on here knows what indulgences are

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

i didn’t come up with the phrase Dobby Pussy Indulgence (and i don’t even know which of my friends originally did) but personally i’ve always imagined it as a brand of super expensive luxurious dark chocolate… i mean i know how you would normally interpret it but i just always felt like it was a kind of chocolate treat he was ordering

[gorgonsach]

thanks for this lore

[yugirimistwalker]

pussy is (was?) an energy drink in the uk so you could interpret it as the pope being a good little boy who’s excited that hes allowed to buy a fizzy drink and stay up past his bedtime

[glittery-hearts]

🐶 Puppy Needle Felt 🐶

[strawberriglitter]

@babyfairy

[thegroovyarchives]

Scorpio From the Scholastic 1971 Pop/Astrology Calendar Illustration: Frederic Marvin

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

the fact that obama got called in on jury duty is hilarious. imagine you’re in court on some petty misdemeanor like a traffic violation and fuckin obama is there in the jury 

[pokemondiamondversion]

imagine if obama pronounced you guilty

[pokemondiamondversion]

it’d be the living embodiment of this meme

[drawinglobster]

Fluffy hot dogs!

[nervanaofficiai]

more mingus the vampire cat

[nothere00000]

vampire leonard nimoy

[pastabot]

me