Khajit Has Goods If You Have Coin

Take a look.

[youdonthavetogotocollege]

When I try to flip my bacon with my hands, it hurts. But maybe this time will be different

[i-rate-your-post]

6/10

[youdonthavetogotocollege]

I never asked to be born

[boldnbrash]

Muffin, after refusing to eat her own food and getting mad that I won’t let her eat Charlie’s: Oh, woe is Muffin! Cruel Möther has starved me yet again! I fear I will soon perish. Goodbye, cruel world.

[boldnbrash]

*seasons my bath water to turn myself into soup*

[crafty-butch]

having one of those executive function days where everything is too many steps

[crafty-butch]

by which i mean, like, here's how my brain parses the steps in making coffee

good day:

make coffee

regular day:

put water in coffee maker

put coffee in coffee maker

turn on coffee maker

bad day:

take pot from coffee maker

turn on sink

fill up coffee pot

turn off sink

pour water into coffee maker

put coffee pot in coffee maker

open cupboard

get coffee filter from cupboard

get coffee beans from cupboard

put filter in coffee pot

measure coffee

pour coffee into filter

close coffee maker

turn coffee maker on

anyway this is a "14 steps to make coffee" kind of day

[kieraelieson]

This is actually a really good way of explaining this

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[catcrumb]

[glameowr]

alien aisha + shiny espeon

[rickastromega]

[guerrillatech]

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

[synthbutch-deactivated20210226]

[pocket-stars]

[kinavu]

[vaspider]

@mistresskabooms​

[guiltiest-gear]

A reminder that bats are superior to swords for their inherent potential for inflicted pain

Nothing rivals a sword in homoeroticism, but for just raw pain, bone breaking, blocking, and parrying, bats reign supreme

[torontofarmboi]

it took me a full minute to realize that you weren’t advocating using a flying rodent to inflict pain

[theweirdwideweb]

[the-jade-palace]

[slutdge]

[wildragon]

A ferberus

(The last drawing of the year)

[cargopantsman]

FERBERUS!!

[assdisaster4-deactivated2014041]

[kaumnyakte]

[amishsicario]

[h-isforhome-deactivated20261708]

he’s gay