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[itsaprescriptionsandwich]

Maybe my prettiest dress atm

[itsaprescriptionsandwich]

Hope life's been treating you kindly and that you passed your test/exam! Also, any chance you've got some selfies to bless us with? 🥺😳😳😅🙈😅

Honestly things have not been great, but I will try to post selfies soon! Hope you've been doing well and thank you for checking up on me 💚

[shithowdy]

when the whole house got the autism

[ms-demeanor]

My mom used to get frustrated at all the rocks I put in the kitchen when I got home because she thought they were dirty so she started putting all the new ones in the dishwasher for me once a week before I had to take them to my room and at one point my dad found the silverware caddy full of rocks and was like "why are there rocks in the dishwasher?" And my mom was like "I didn't want dirty rocks on the counter" and then he was like "why were there rocks on the counter?" And I was like "I ran out of room in my pockets" and then he was like "thanks none of that explains anything" and just left the rocks there and grabbed a spoon out of the sink instead of thinking about the rocks any further.

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

[anais-ninja-bitch]

being an absolutely obnoxious little turd is a love language

[vampiregirlestrogen]

He’s so fucking stupid <3

[zoestorm]

Sound on I beg you

[calamitys-child]

Audio: A cartoonish "bonk" as the cat hits the tank followed by a person's muffled laughter

[daily---toks]

Imagine making a small talk with your barista and they slide their social battery badge down a level

[evelin-lmh]

OMG I bought that pin last week and it arrived today!

*For the people asking I bought the pin HERE

[xxchinbo]

imagine sliding this down mid conversation lmao

[despoinanyx]

In a good day I'm in yellow ngl...

[sonnetseven]

You're at a lunch with friends when they all stop talking.

They were distracted by the low health sound of your social health bar

Do-do do-do do-do

[mememuseumofhistory]

I need this for... reasons.

[bone-enjoyers]

you know what? this sort of thing should be normalized. if im talking to someone, and they feel like they need a social break, let them use this! plus it might help people who have trouble telling where they're at on that scale

[jay-rose223]

BRB BOUGHT TO GO ORDER ASAP

[cerberuschaos-deactivated202505]

Me too man, me too

[sharpasanaro]

I need this so bad

[baronfulmen]

All I can picture is my wife making eye contact with me at a party and sliding it aaaassaaaaall the way down as a way of telling me she'd like to leave now.

[bnprime]

all i can picture is my wife making eye contact as we walk towards the party and sliding it allllll the way down as a way of telling me that i am forcing her to socialize against her will and that we could be on the couch petting the dog right now

[danamongden]

I'd want to be able to control this from a remote in my pocket. (Mentally/magically would be even better.) That way, I could have it drain away on its own during a conversation.

[angelicguy]

my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

you need to discipline your child. port is a horrible choice for the main course and wildly clashes with a rich béarnaise.

[angelicguy]

dude hes three….

[bumblr-dotcom]

And uncultured. Get a new child

[grumpy-gh0st]

Hello fellow sloppy bisexuals how is not putting away the laundry going

[toskarin]

me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

[toskarin]

[notentirely]

[typhlonectes]

[chryza]

BLÅHAJ?????

[plumslices]

If we don’t microdose delusion we won’t make it through this reality babe….

[everythingfox]

Squoosh

[jame7t]

get out of the summoning circle you stupid little fruit

[computationalcalculator]

[stevencharleston]

it’s time to look at some photos of pikas carrying plants and flowers in their mouths

[utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat]

I love the pika.

[bl0w-m3]

[fadedlovemp3]

id be so pissed if i got a parking ticket in gotham like a MAN dressed up like a CLOWN is violating the geneva convention weekly fucking calendar man is out there doing god KNOWS what and ur gonna fine me for parking for 30 min in a 10 min loading zone??? fuck this im becoming parking man and never paying for parking again weeheehee you’ll never catch me batman !