Two-Headed Boy

Cody. US, Ga. 29

[apricops]

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

[rhinco]

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

[kittydealer]

u/Fine-Dog-9874

[loufofbread]

kitten

[loufofbread]

man. what on earth.

[loufofbread]

ok i flipped it. sorry

[deedis]

norp

[deedis]

nop i dont tink so

[tall]

[pjackk]

Last time i was in baltimore i stepped on a pregnant rat

[nayohme]

addicted to lying

[pjackk]

Its name was your name actualy

[darkcomedies]

as much as i adore corvids if i was a bird i’d be a mourning dove easy

[darkcomedies]

check this out

[darkcomedies]

hrooo. hrooo. hrooo.

[headspace-hotel]

plant based? as far as I'm concerned, all plants are based

[beemovieerotica]

we need a ritual where you can climb into a hole in the ground for roughly 24 hours and just close your eyes and not do anything, and nobody is allowed to look for you or speak your name, and whenever you want to reemerge then you can climb back out and people are forbidden from commenting on your absence. can someone get on this.

[hisuizorua]

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

[cutecipher]

ill be honest ive sent 1000 friendly monsters to your location

[wintercorrybriea2]

[srdcovka]

[heated-blanket]

they’re foreclosing on my mind palace

[sleeping-jo]

I can’t sleep, I have to torture myself psychologically

[charl0ttan]

tomorrow im developing my theory of tuesday

[realshy]

it's already tuesday

[charl0ttan]

just as i theorized.