BombadeerPain

"Life needs things to live." - Percival Fredrickstein Von Musel Klossowski de Rolo the Third

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"smart appliances" fuck u i want them dumb as a brick and incidentally as sturdy and enduring

[megamindsupremacy]

first rule of storing tupperware is have fun and be yourself. second suggestion is slam the cabinet door quickly and don’t worry ‘bout it.

[theunfairfolk]

the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[tourfilm]

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[probablybadrpgideas]

A crit fail and success system, except you roll two d20s at the beginning of each turn/cycle of play, one determining what number you need to roll for a crit success, the other for a crit fail, reroll on ones. The game uses a 2d10 system for most checks. Also crit fails take the "extravagant failure" interpretation of this mechanic. Inverse with successes.

There are no problems with this whatsoever.

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[tredlocity]

[grifalinas]

My favorite form of redemption arc is “I hate that I have morals now”

[grifalinas]

Like “I realized that I was in the wrong and now I will work hard to atone” is good and all, but “how dare you infect me with morals” will always be so much more entertaining

[gh0sthoodie]

That moment the former baddie starts to walk away from some bad situation, almost gets out, and then just stops, curses, and turns around to go help?

*chef’s kiss* delicious

[grifalinas]

This one gets it

[villainessbian]

GLaDOS finding her conscience terrifying is peak villainous arc IMO

“I’ve heard voices all my life. But now I hear the voice of a conscience, and it’s terrifying. Because for the first time, it’s MY VOICE!” (scandalised) “I’m being serious- I think there’s something really wrong with me”

Your journey made me discover things about me that I’m haunted by

[deslizada]

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

[bonivers]

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

[secondbeatsongs]

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

[probablybadrpgideas]

Cedar-berus, the *tree* headed dog of the underworld.

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[shencomix]

[shencomix]

[shencomix]

[kaijufluffs]

She's being so big and brave.

[yorgen-sh]

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

[scarlettohairdye]

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

[berryinnit]

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

[microsff]

"Mum, look!"

She ignited the fire by pointing at it.

"Ah. You are a sorceress. I did wonder."

"Why?"

"You're the seventh daughter of a seventh daughter."

"I don't have six sisters. Or aunts."

"They died. Most children do."

"Oh."

"Now, what will you do?"

"I'll make sure no child dies."