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I won’t judge the morals of people for what they like in fiction, even if it’s ‘problematic’. I suck at tagging, so if you find something that needs tags, feel free to message me. :) For just my art stuff, go to @bombsartforbabies

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sometimes your favorite fanfic isn't a fanfic at all but the insane DM's between you and your equally freaky mutual

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@fake-geek-girl-616 @oswaldthatendswald

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drago boy compels me! I have a feeling it’s Iva-centric (or maybe Dragon & Iva focused at least) somehow?

Ah, it’s honestly more focused on Sabo and Dragon, but Ivankov plays a part in it. It’s a lot more about the conflicting ideals of what it takes to go from general peaceful protestors to Revolutionary Army and how, since there hasn’t been much like it (at least not to this scale) in the OP universe, there are bound to be some bad fuck ups before he hits his stride and how those may weigh on him.

Ever since the glimpse we got of him as a younger man, it’s been. Whooo boy, he has landed smack dab in my Blorbo Torture Dungeon.

Love a guy who suffers (through, at least somewhat through his own idealism and actions) and perseveres!

ALMOST FORGOT THE SNIPPET, LOL

“I called it the Revolutionary Army because it’s a reminder that this is violent and messy and horrible and we can’t let ourselves think that what we do is peace. Peace is the goal we coat our hands in blood for.” Dragon takes a gulping breath, his jaw working the tension out as he does so. “Someday I want to tear this army down because it’s not needed anymore.”

There is knowledge, unspoken, of how the chances of that happening in his lifetime are slim.

“You’re too much of a pacifist for this job, Dragon.”

“I really wish that were true.”

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WIP GAME

(I’m sorry it’s so long lmao)

RULES: make a new post with the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous, and tag as many people as you have WIPs. People send an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and you post a snippet or tell them something about it.

@oswaldthatendswald thanks for tagging me!

ACESUFFERS

Gold

A

Aaaaaa

Drago boy

Dahahaha

I CAN WRITE FLUFF, I CAN!!

Law fuckin’ Dies

Shrump

Hs

tl

Dfsp

Gco

Gruit

I can be ur angle or ur devilll

Internal Affairs

THERE WERE MANY A PERSON TAGGED BY PREVIOUS TAGGERS, SO SORRY IF THIS IS A SECOND OR THIRD TIME FOR SOME OF Y’ALL. I HAVE SO MANY WIPS. I AM SICK AND TWISTED.

@aerugonian?? I KNOW YOU FROM MY MP100 DAYS.

uhhhh, @magistratesploinky @north-peach @lostsometime @exhosionn @smolceecee @halcyonndazed @i-think-2-much @aki-bara @sanjiphernalia @serpentfever @sarcasticbeanie @glucosegaurdian @hopenight @sensacetionalshady

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@bombs, does “I can write fluff I swear” actually contain fluff? Asking for a friend

But here are mine, even if I taking naming files a little more seriously than y’all!

- Devil’s Incarnate is the name of a future series and is actually a folder within my WIP folder. Inside Devil’s Incarnate are Robin Fic/Petals In The Wind and Luffy Fic. Luffy Fic has one word in the whole document.

- Turning Tides AU

- Teach Fic

- Monkey D. Dragon’s Very Forced, Non-consensual Vacation

- Bodyswap AU is also a folder/series, containing A Mile In Your Shoes and its part 2, Look,

- Hiribrook

- Long Ass Kid Fic also known as Another Day, Another Draft. It is also not my longest fic, so okay.

- Probably Write Eventually folder is for when I have a concept that I don’t want to commit to writing, but I sprinkle in snippets or outlines into a doc here or there. I’ve got a gladiator slave!Sabo snippet in there, a RevRouge!Prologue, some deleted scenes, etc.

Tbh, I don’t know who has or hasn’t been tagged if this originated from Oswald, I don’t want to have overlap, and idk people’s tumblrs, so if anyone sees this and wants to participate, I tag you!

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Surprisingly enough, it does! Hehehe…. And I opened the file and it’s empty. I coulda sworn I had something in here….

I’m not even joking.

…but anyways, I’m curious as to what the Teach fic is? 👀

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law fucking WHAT????

Law fuckin’ Dies!

aka, my terrible horrible no good very bad Cora-san lives AU, hehehehe; ive got some art for it under the tag on my tumblr, if you want out of context little drawings

Here’s a snippet that you’ve probably seen but I shall still put in here:

Sengoku’s son comes home that night, covered in dirt without his stupid little heart cap or his feathered mantle.

“In Flevance,” and here his son chokes up, but continues on valiantly, “you’re buried surrounded with gifts from those who loved you.”

Sengoku does not say anything, bringing his son in for yet another hug. It’s not common for them, but he refuses to let him drift away in his grief, so he holds onto him as tightly as he needs to.

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You have so many beautiful and confusing titles in your WIP ask game, but I am deeply compelled by "Shrump" in particular

I have gotten less confusing when doing titles, believe it or not. They used to be just keysmashes! :D

So here’s the backstory: Someone in the server witnessed a shrimp crime and I was like. “That’s so Luffy-core”

It stars Vice Admirals Tram & Poline. Have a snippet of the chaos.

“I don’t know why they’re sending two Vice-Admirals to Shrunkle’s Shrimp Shack-Up BBQ and B&B either,” Tram says, sighing. He ran out of cigarettes two blocks back when a decidedly brown wave had hit him and soaked his whole outfit and all its contents.

“Maybe it’s the weather conditions?” Poline muses. She, with her superior observation haki and reaction time, still has her coat a crisp white. “The waves here are pretty… gnarly.”

The last word hangs there. Tram wonders how a young lady such as his colleague can sound so much like an out-of-touch geriatric when using anything remotely close to slang.

That thought is interrupted when a boy comes careening down the way at inhuman speeds. The only reason he’s even visible is because every so often he stops and picks up the shrimp that have fallen from his overfilled bag onto the ground. It would be gross enough if he just did so with his hands, but no, this kid has to extend his lips obscenely and slurp them directly from the ground.

“…Please tell me that isn’t the latest emperor.”

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WIP GAME

(I’m sorry it’s so long lmao)

RULES: make a new post with the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous, and tag as many people as you have WIPs. People send an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and you post a snippet or tell them something about it.

@oswaldthatendswald thanks for tagging me!

ACESUFFERS

Gold

A

Aaaaaa

Drago boy

Dahahaha

I CAN WRITE FLUFF, I CAN!!

Law fuckin’ Dies

Shrump

Hs

tl

Dfsp

Gco

Gruit

I can be ur angle or ur devilll

Internal Affairs

THERE WERE MANY A PERSON TAGGED BY PREVIOUS TAGGERS, SO SORRY IF THIS IS A SECOND OR THIRD TIME FOR SOME OF Y’ALL. I HAVE SO MANY WIPS. I AM SICK AND TWISTED.

@aerugonian?? I KNOW YOU FROM MY MP100 DAYS.

uhhhh, @magistratesploinky @north-peach @lostsometime @exhosionn @smolceecee @halcyonndazed @i-think-2-much @aki-bara @sanjiphernalia @serpentfever @sarcasticbeanie @glucosegaurdian @hopenight @sensacetionalshady

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Teeth of Cerberus

(CHECK FIC TAG WARNINGS BEFORE STARTING TO READ THE FIC, FOR FUCK’S SAKE)

Soooooo….

@oswaldthatendswald wrote a fic and. I may have gone like a feral hog and just started chowing down on it.

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I was trying to be all angsty about “it’s our circumstances that make us who we are” and “Ace’s experiences and personality and even his age would totally different if this was a happy au” but you’re so right here ipad predictive text. Ace wouldn’t become Ace Attorney if he was raised by Rouge and Rodger. Crazy how I never even considered this…

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…man, I gotta work on that fic where he becomes a Pirate Lawyer in order to force Dragon to pay child support….

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So, sometimes you end up misinterpreting what someone is saying, derail the convo into left field, and end up with an AU that is perfect for torturing the Blorbos. That someone and I ended up screaming (positive) at each other in chat, several others who I’m not sure want to be named also chimed in and it was great. For us. For Portgas D. Ace, not so much. Many misunderstandings and trauma and eventual healing for him.

(Disclaimer: This is not Whitebeard hate, there’s more context in the story)

Snippet of fic I am working on:

“You wear it like a hoof print,” the barkeep says. Her eyes tighten in the corners, cigar lighting at the end as she breathes deep and observes him. “We appreciate him here, but I’ve smuggled people from more watchful eyes than his. If you need it, that is.”

Ace laughs. It’s a crackling thing, hitching and burning and he needs to stop before he pukes again.

“Trust me!” The exclamation lets one last ember rush through his throat; he calms himself before putting a cup to his lips and draining it. “Whitebeard’s eyes are the only thing keeping me from even worse.”

(Chapter one is here, but MIND THE TAGS/WARNINGS)

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Updated to match fic:

“You wear it like a hoof print,” the barkeep says. Her eyes tighten in the corners, cigar lighting at the end, as she breathes deep and observes him. “We appreciate him here, but I’ve smuggled people from more watchful eyes than his. If you need it, that is.”

Ace's laughter starts up once more. It’s a crackling thing, hitching and burning, and he needs to stop before he pukes again.

“Trust me!” The exclamation lets one last ember run through his throat; he wipes the spit and leftover vomit from his lips with the back of his hand. “Whitebeard’s eyes are the only thing keeping me from even worse.”

— chapter 21 of On Ogygia

(Read the fic’s tag warnings before reading!!)

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READ WARNINGS IN THE FIC’S TAGS BEFORE READING

Katakuri has never cared for his life so much as for his siblings', but lately the room his Mama resides in has been so inundated with her Conqueror's Haki that even he has to brace himself before knocking.

— Chapter 20 of On Ogygia

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I put the year as 2012 and looked at the number, had an existential crisis, and then changed it to 2026 because I have not, in fact, traveled back in time.

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READ WARNINGS IN THE FIC’S TAGS BEFORE READING

Katakuri has never cared for his life so much as for his siblings', but lately the room his Mama resides in has been so inundated with her Conqueror's Haki that even he has to brace himself before knocking.

— Chapter 20 of On Ogygia

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Piper’s OC, Hana!

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(Former) Vice-Admiral Douh Buoy

Dough Dough Fruit

Paramecia that allows the user to use baking to bring things to life

When awakened, the user can ‘deconstruct’ anything (including already living things and people) into dough/dough ingredients and then bake it back to life.

A negligible amount of material is lost when going from ingredients to dough to final result.

The user can manipulate dough into forms different than what it was originally when doing this.

Has never smuggled anyone out of Flevance.

He just happened to adopt a girl right after.

Nothing suspicious AT ALL!

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The first Dough Creature he ever made was a fucked up little bird. It waddles around, eats pastry scraps, and coughs flour onto people. Both roumd and skrunkly.

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READ WARNINGS IN FIC’S TAGS BEFORE READING

Hopefully Ace will feel like a real Whitebeard Pirate now.

— Chapter 19, On Ogygia

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Smoke

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Hey! Just letting everyone know! If social security office offers you a “free emergency button”, it’s not free! You have to pay $60/month for it. If you say you’re too poor, the person on call will harass you and say that your family member will end up in “24 hour care, paralyzed, able to do nothing but stare at a ceiling” and that you will have no income