BonBon Happenings

"Tinder Kitties"

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Colin: It's a remote controlled, reclining La-z-boy.

KB: Who are you, Ray Romano?

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I had a phase for like 6 months where I made my own cucumber water but I had to stop because it got too messy.

Trunsky

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Tim, you look like Eminem... and you don't look well.

Bridget / mom

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You know, a great philosopher, JoJo, once wrote a song called 'Too Little, Too Late'.

Dylan

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Typical Weekend Happenings

Elizabeth: How do you rip two pairs of pants in one weekend?!

Dylan: Uh, being ratchet, next question?

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So Chic

Zack H: I like your boots, Dennis

Dennis: Thanks. Limited Too.

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My estrogen levels are surging right now.

Josh

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Watch out, guys, Bridget is calibrated.

James, monitor calibration wizard

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Gladed (v.):

The action of someone plugging in (pluggin' in) and putting their headphones on when you're trying to talk to them.

Use case: "Wow, she really didn’t want to talk to you! You just got gladed."

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I think the one in the cowboy hat is in charge.

Cooper, about an "amateur flash mob" (six people stretching..?)

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Josh: Coop, your middle name is Andrew, right?

Cooper: Yeah, like JJ Abrams.

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Sometimes ya just gotta eat a monkey.

Dylan, while eating a banana...

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Just another Friday afternoon

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Are you an open-mouth breather?

Erin

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Put your 'sorries' in a sack.

Cooper

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Getting the Goods

Dylan: Alright, we have to coordinate it, I feel like we have to first find the buyer...

Cooper: Are we talking about Girl Scout cookies still?

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They're like, 'Oh, little mini cupcakes!' and you're like, 'Ugh! I just want a falafel bar!'

Dane, on birthday treats