Bondz-Stuck

This peaceful colony is about to be struck by a storm.

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Now to close this troll call with a flourish, we got the noblest of nobility: The heir of K0-lonia and their royal fiancee.

So everybody bow your head and show some respect, we are in the presence of ROYALTY here!

Evening, Name’s VartOwm Tebker, I am the next cOwmmander Owf the rOwyal trOwOwps and the fiancee Owf the heir Owf her rOwyal Majesty, the Duchess.

My jOwb is tOw take care Owf ErOwmOwr until the day I die and I take this task with pride. SOw yOwu better nOwt step Owne flipper Owver the line Owr I’ll make sure tOw gut yOwur spine bOwne Owut.

≈ I a||| Ero|||or Ikthye, the rightful heir to K0-lonia’s throne and your future leader, so you better get on |||y good side unless you want to get punished. ≈

≈ I don’t have ti|||e to deal with your petty co||||||ents, I’||| a celebrity and I have around a thousand events to attend and grace with |||y presence.. so you better |||ake it short and sweet, ok guppy? ≈

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He was a boy, she was a girl, can I make it any more obvious? She was a Punk, He did ballet, what more can I say? Oh, whats this? we received the notice that they are in fact gay!!

Who is this pair?!

¡¡¡ ‘Sup Fuckers! Name’s Dierce! your street queen, master of Breakdance and duchess of the slam POETRY!!! 

¡¡¡ I’m the Goddess of the skateboard and the undefeated champion of the iron fist in this side of K0-LONIA!!!

¡¡¡ Better watch where you go punk, ‘cause this is my turf NOW!!!

 HellꝊ my fellꝊws, my name iis Akiiiimz. 

What? Ꝋh nꝊ, dꝊn't miind the fedꝊra, ii'm nꝊt that kiind Ꝋf gamer, iit's just the aesthetiic. 

ii'm the luckiiest, taken, trꝊll, talented, kiind and diid ii mentiiꝊn ii’m #1 iin the best MꝊBA game arꝊund~? 

ii can always teach yꝊu sꝊme triicks tꝊ get better but everythiing has a priice yꝊu knꝊw? 

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Can’t Help Falling in Love by Elvis Presley except you’re sitting alone on a beach at sunset, with your radio next to you, watching the waves roll in. You would probably appear as though you’ve lost someone, but that couldn’t be further from the truth – she’s right here. It’s the sea herself that you’re in love with.

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Smol, Space girls with long sleeves and masks that look way younger than their actual age. And may or may not have some psychological issues

(Guest star: Risata from our other blog Jester-buds)

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I would like to give all your kiddos stuff animals, BOMB, THERE

((We got a LOT of characters since we got this ask… so we’ll just answer with Aankar’s pack.))

ThiS IS Amazing! I LovE IT!! ThanK YoU SO MucH!!

It’s sooo fluffy!! aand hugaablee! thaank you so much!!

◗◖This is actually very cool! Looks a lot like my old man.▾

I•Love•It,•Thank•you…

p[ Woops! dropped mine! ]d

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And here we go for another round! He’s just a boy and She’s just a girl, can I make it any more obvious? This BIG BOI is a baker, one of the best fantasy bakers in K0-lonia, quite the original individual he is. However this gentle giant does hide a dark past that he might reveal to you if you ask nicely... And the other is a babei creacher that lives in her own little world. A professional MMORPG player... but she can be quite the imaginative girl... I wouldn’t pay much attention to her if i were you...

Oh hi!, didn’t see ya’ll there. Name here’s Eeveen Hallow, and i’m j6ust yo6ur friendly neighborhood baker. If ya’ll be lookin’ for the most original and fantastic treats ya’ll be on the right place! I’m a horror enth6usiast and i love to inspire my works on all the gory bits. So if yo6u are h6ungry and ya’ll have a strong stomach, come by my store and enjoy a c6upcake! On the ho6use for ya!

=^w^= <( Greetings fellow traveler! ) =^w^= <( Name’s Kyuuza Masuku, but everybody knows me by my nickname: “Haroni the Nomad”! ) =^w^= <( I’m the bravest Rouge in all the kingdom!) =^w^= <( Few can escape my keen sight and my sharp claws! ) =^w^= <( I’m often a lonely crusader, but I’m open to form parties with anyone! ) =^w^= <( Send me your handle and we can play together! <3 )

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Mun Speaks

So I’ve seen all the fantroll discourse and I’ve decided to put my word in. Sure, you may not agree, but this is how I see it.

Go the fuck ahead. Make mutants!

But go about it in a smart way;

Limebloods/Mutant Bloods

Limebloods and Mutants would not wear their colour loud and proud; They’d go hemoanon or use another colour, perhaps jade or olive. Think about this logically. You’re on a planet where you will be culled for having Lime. You would not show it off.

Yet when it comes to candy red, wearing it makes you seem dangerous; Kanaya and Terezi both wear bright red. Karkat, who is a CANDY RED blood completely covered his hive in it, not to draw attention but instead to blend in.

Yet, candy red bloods and limebloods would NOT SHOW OFF THEIR TORSOS. Then their grubscars would be revealed, therefore showing their true blood colour.

Mutants; Wings, Tails, Whatever the fuck.

Yet again, go about it as if you were on Alternia. You will be killed for having either of this qualities, as well as ears. You’ve only just been able to get out the caverns, now that you’ve survived that you’re not going to throw it all away, are you?

So you would hide them, or hide yourself. AND THAT’S PERFECTLY FINE! THAT’S GOOD!!! PLEASE DO THIS!!!

That makes the most sense out of what I’ve seen. And if they hide themselves away, take into consideration what they would do if they were found. This stranger could report you to people; You’d stop them by any means necessary, maybe even murder.

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Feel free to disagree with me, but this is a PERSONAL view over quite a few blogs I’ve seen pull off mutants perfectly. As long as you don’t make your character a, and this may be cringy, ‘Mary Sue’, then have fun!

Just remember what a character would reasonably do in this situation, put yourself in their shoes.

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Things are a little bit different here in K0-lonia. But this is still very important as its part of the troll overall culture!

Yes, you are free to do as many limebloods and mutants as you want! But keep in mind these things! This is troll nature and troll culture and its as important as adding psiioniics to a gold-blood, jewelry to a seadweller and facepaint to a purple-blood.

Be creative! yes But also respect the overall world that is already established. This doesn’t mean you cant do neat stuff like: -I have a limeblood, but he dresses like a celurean to trick people. (sure! it works) -My troll has wings and they blend it like a cape. -My troll hides its cat ears with a head-dress, people believe they are fake.

You can respect the rules of the world AND be creative at the same time!

-“But Bondz-stuck... you have a Limeblood that wears lime, you are not following the rules :V”

Ah, let me tell you about Bondz-stuck:

Aankar, our limeblood has a reason to wear his colors proudly, but not only is this part of his character and his story, but he also doesn’t live in Alternia. (If he did, he would probably wear emoanon, but still show his grey sign freely and be proud of being who he is... he would also be dead for being so rebellious.) K0-lonia is an abandoned colony of Alternia, its a different planet and even though its inhabited by trolls, they have been without communication with Alternia for centuries and their ways and costumes have changed a little over time. Mutants would still be culled on sight, but Limebloods in K0-lonia are not illegal. They are still seen as less than burgundy and overall hated, probably many Limebloods would be killed out of spite. But the law doesn’t state that “Limebloods should be culled on sight” so they are somewhat safer. (We promise we will explain how this planet works compared to Alternia in the future, believe in us TTwTT)

Any other limeblood or mutant(if they managed to escape the caverns) would hide, but Aankar doesn’t, the reason is explained in his backstory (that we will post one day, we promise Uu.) Our characters are not perfect, true. But here we do our best to keep them as close to the troll cannon as possible! You can do the same and still have fun, original and wacky characters!

Then again the choice is yours <3

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Oh whats that? are you seeing double? No such luck pal! its a couple of beasts: The stars of the show! The menaces of the city! The coolest kids in town! And with them is their tamer, A chill dude, patient like a mountain (and he has to be if he deal with these two....), And nicer than a gentle breeze on a hot day!

You definitely want to be friends with these three!

}} {{ Greetingz brethren! We be the Lepido twinz, also known as the Gozzme tiwnz }} {{ }} {{ Name’z Goizzu! - - And I’m Meizzu! }} {{ }} {{ Expertz in FUN and everything related to it! - - zo now you know it bro! If ya wanna have a good time in thiz zity }} {{ }} {{ Come hang with the cꝏl clownz! }} {{

Oh, Hi! I didn’ʇ see ya ʇhere... Name’s Ⅎobero, pal, and am a chill buʇ hardworking ʇroll... Yeah... waiʇ whaʇ was I ʇalkin’ ‘bouʇ again? ... Oh yeah! am a chill buʇ hardworking ʇroll. I enjoy me some quieʇ ʇime... buʇ ʇhaʇ’s a biʇ hard when ya goʇ ʇhe diamonds I have, hehehe.... Have I ʇold ya ‘bouʇ my Moirails yeʇ?

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Day 5 & 6.- Prospit and Derse

Oh yes... I’m not going to finish this challenge by a LONG shot.. but i might try to do a bit more before throwing the towel X’D

Here is what we call “Aankar’s Pack” in their respective dream verses. Makive might look lonely, but he actually enjoys the quiet and tranquility.

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((Oh my gosh, these trolls are so adorable!!! Who would be up for hugs out of them?))

((Oh! you can try and hug any of them!

but results might vary :D))

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Who are these two?  Another pair of moirails again. Are everyone here morails!?

my nAme is brAkel rommel And im An edUcAtional AssistAnt to the pUrple yoUngs.

Or At leAst is whAt I’ll do Until the dAy of my TriAls come.

<<I’m Reinek at your serVice sVVeetheart>> <<Your regular jade>> <<Taking care of the VVrigglers on the caVerns>> <<Directing the genetic labs underground>> <<Keeping my dear morail in check>> <<Nothing out of the norm here~>>

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Day 10.- Humanstuck

((One day behind sorry Dx I’m  trying to keep the best pace with this ufff

Have some science boi ))

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O-oh my... here come the cool kids of the block! Quick! fix yourselves! make a good impression! These desert dwelling trolls just go around with such a rad aura, they make me a little nervous... But don’t worry, they are cool! I’m sure they will talk to you if you are brave Enough!

= Hey Girlfriends↝ = I’nn Corpan and nne and nny best friend Dregan here, we travel around the world looking for treasure!↝ = Adventure is my second nanne but I ann also one of the best dancers in all K0-lonia!↝ = So don’t be shy girls! wanna conne explore the Desert with nne?↝

Hello there princesses, I’|T| Dregan Knoght and I’|T| K0-lonia’s sand surfing cha|T|pion, Not to |T|ention, professional desert dweller and explorer. |T|e and |T|y sister Corpan live for the wilderness, the wind in |T|y horns and the nights under the starry sky. I’|T| a gentletroll, and a cavalier, don’t be shy to co|T|e talk to |T|e. That nasty ru|T|or that all celureans are untrustworthy is nothing but a big lie.

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Ö̸̡̧̫̘̒̄͛ ̶̞̔̿̈̀̕ B̴̠̠̖͛̂̈́̂͘L̷̺͠Ḯ̵̡̨͙͕̞̚N̵͉̲͓͆͛̇K̷̭̙̗̻̎͘ ̶̡̧͚̲͆̏Ṃ̸̺̹́̈́Ȏ̶̟̘͖̜͒͗̂̉T̴̖̟͉͍͓́̉H̷̲͙̊͋̎̿̓Ȩ̸̖͗͋̈́̈̚R̸̦͈̣̻̾́͋̿F̸̜̻̥̃̂Ư̴̱͔̺̬͊̃C̴̗͉̈́̈̇̌̐K̵̦̣̎͠Ȩ̴̣̦̹̭̌̽R̶̡͗̀͝͝!̵̼̲͔̓̋̅̂!̷̢̙̭͎̿̉̒̚ ̴̧̢̙͙̈́ O̶̯̪̍̂̉

Day 4- Strife!

I know I’m WAY behind, bare with me QwQ

This totally not creepy spawn of hell born from the unholy combination of a clown and a puppet belongs here

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Day 7.- Godtier

So Gicomo is a thief.