Ask the Nurse

The only person on the base with a functioning medical lisence. 1945 Gatchina swimming champion (Tf2 oc rp blog run by @bonescopesol)

[bone-collector1932]

Hey everybody! This account is currently under renovations because I need to update some stuff! Thank you for your paitence!

[bone-collector1932]

Alyona,

I am looking for baby names for what might???? end up being a new headmate. I'm not sure how this works yet, I've not had many chats with systems with pregnant(???) headmates. Regardless, Mikhail thinks he's expecting, and I can't argue with him. I'm asking all my TF2 mutuals.

Have you any ideas?

- @meet-the-medic

Err.... Jesper is a cute name for boys I suppose.... And the name Mila is good for girls. You know I'm not good at naming things, Ludwig! This is why I chose to be in the morgue wing. Best wishes, Alyona.

[bone-collector1932]

Excuse me, Miss Nurse? Are there any flowers that you are fond of? -🐕

"The purple ones."

[iridescent-firelight-deactivate]

On an otherwise uneventful day, no wars to be fought, nothing more than paper cuts and ridiculous bets to patch up, a Pyro quietly sneaks their way into the Nurse's office, and slips a drawing onto her desk.

[bone-collector1932]

Alyona finds the drawing stuck inbetween some of her files. She smiles at it softly and ends up hanging it up next to one of her own paintings in her office.

[bone-collector1932]

Excuse me, Miss Nurse? Are there any flowers that you are fond of? -🐕

"The purple ones."

[bonescopesol]

Everybody makes mistakes!

[bone-collector1932]

my part of the Art trade of my wondeful mutal Medic @meet-the-medic

First time drawing Misha, I hope you like it!

[meet-the-medic]

Drawing of my wonderful mutual, Alyona, @bone-collector1932

Made for an art trade, very thankful to have gotten to work with you ^^

Also! First time drawing Mick. What do we think?

[bone-collector1932]

I love my mutals so much!! Thank you for the art trade! I will be dropping my part very soon!

[bonescopesol]

Some sketches of Masc Alyona.

[bone-collector1932]

What were you like as a child?

"I was a klutz."

[meet-the-medic]

I feel a little loopy... You didn't happen to *hic* leave my  hallucinogenic spores out again?

Alyona, what in the world are you doing with hallucinogenic spores and, more so, why would they be my responsibility?!? Goodness!

[bone-collector1932]

I was just forging a bit and... You know how I get about spores. I just find them so interesting and I did take a few home and I may have accidentally inhaled a few ha... I didn't know they were magic mushrooms...

[bonescopesol]

"And I was so young when I behaved 25. Yet, now I find I've grown into a tall child."

[bone-collector1932]

Alyona, you truly shouldn't be smoking in the infirmary.

- @meet-the-medic

"It is not even that bad"

[bone-collector1932]

You're a nurse why do you smoke?

"Don't judge."

[bone-collector1932]

What in the world do you mean functional medical license? Nobody else has one period. Certainly not I.

- @meet-the-medic

"It's... Not even active anymore..."

[bone-collector1932]

Hello. The following is a message from the Teufort Census Bureau.

How would you rate your current employment?

Thank you for your co-operation.

@tf2-data-collection-agency

"I really think I deserve a higher paycheck. Or a day off."

[meet-the-taxman]

Tax, There's something I've been meaning to ask. I need to prove I didn't murder someone I definetly murdered five years ago, I can't burn all these files myself and I've already jammed my paper shredder... Can I borrow yours? I've already tried pouring my highly flamable chemicals all over it and somehow the files are still surviving. I haven't had time with all the missions 'B-team' (as Kadence INSITS on calling us) is reciving. Yours, @bone-collector1932

You know what? I’ll do you one better and help you draft a write-off in the books, so the company can cover its replacement… eventually.

May I also refer you to the services of TFI’s lawyer? He and I may not always get along, but he’s no doubt a better candidate for… criminal matters. See, if you said you needed help for not having paid your fair share to Uncle Sam, I’d be there in a heartbeat. That’s what I’m here for, at the end of the day. Day in. Day out. Nothing more.

< He spaces out for a moment. A nearby printer activating loudly draws him back into the present.

Anyway, I’ll give you Mr. Jenkins’ number if you’re willing to talk to him. Get back to me when you can.

(The Lawyer belongs to @yarshurdee!)

[bone-collector1932]

*Alyona seems busy on the other side of the phone when she picks up. It sounds as if the Nurse is harshly shoving something shut.* "As usual, no rest for the wicked. It's great to be in touch with you again, Tax. Though I wish it weren't for this particular reason." *The Nurse leans back against the wall of the waiting room.* "Things have been a bit hectic on my end. I do hope the B-Team's expenses haven't been affecting your workload. I really do try to keep them as small as possible.... But you know how Kadence is."

*She pauses, wiping something probably really bad for the environment on her scrubs.* "I would have broken myself out again but I'm running out of places to hide lockpicks. And it's going to be a little odd if somebody who doesn't exist here ends up in jail. I try to avoid public service areas. I do not exactly have a passport anymore. Or fingerprints." *The Nurse chuckled a little.* "I thought you got along with everybody? Oh well, thank you for all your help, Tax." *She seemed to remember something.* "Oh, and by the way, do you want your medical records from our last appointment? I can send them over if you'd like."

[bone-collector1932]

Boo.

"Yes, Spy what do you want now? My money? My soul?"