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I'm not straight, but $5 is $5. Insta: bone.daddy_

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

in a threesome with anxiety and depression

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

And boy am I getting fucked hard

[fuckery-inc]

Kiss me in public. Put your arm around me so people know I’m with you. Call me babe in front of our waiter. Pull me in because I’m just not quite close enough to you. Make me watch that one tv show that’s your guilty pleasure. Tell me your biggest fear and I’ll promise to protect you. Kiss me at red lights because if you don’t then I’ll kiss you. Show me the one song you can never listen to without crying. Don’t hide the tiny details about you. Because I’ll remember every one of them.

[thebadgalrih]

Rihanna x Manolo Blahnik

[whitepeopletwitter]

Bittersweet relatable cringe

[fabulouslymemzb]

Lmaooooo 😩😩

[daminwayne]

drink water!!!! dance in your room!!!!!! eat a lot of veggies!!!!!! dance as you do chores!!!!!! eat some fruit!!!!!!!! let yourself feel sad!!!!! have that $5 hot drink sometimes!!!!! try to smile even when you’re alone and doing some work!!!! listen to music that makes you happy when you’re feeling down!!!!!! we’ve all gone through crap and life might have more in store for us but we got this!!!!! 

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[maybe-itdoesntmatterr-deactivat]

The kiss before sex and the cuddle after sex is always the best

[coreyscoffeeshop-deactivated202]

10 Black Shows I’d Like To See On Netflix

1. Martin

2. The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

3. Moesha

4. The Parkers

5. My Wife & Kids

6. The Wayans Bros

7. Kenan and Kel

8. Smart Guy

9. One on One

10. Everybody Hates Chris

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

I hate when guys use a nonsexual question to segue into sex.

Him: What’s your favorite color?

Me: Lol, pink.

Him: Is that the same color as your panties?

Me:

[yafavblogger]

Him: How was your day?

Me: A little stressful can’t wait to get home and relax.

Him: awww you need some dick to relax babe.

[whutetdew-deactivated20220131]

Him: what do you do for fun?

Me: I like to knit

Him: why don’t you knit on this dick

Me:

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

😂😂😂😂

[meeesshhh]

Him: What are you up to?

Me: Just did laundry, tired af now.

Him: You deserve some dick for that right?

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Ladies, keep it going!

[jd-baby-deactivated20210223]

Him: wyd

Me: I’m washing dishes

Him: damn…wish I could bend you over the sink

(Someone really told me this)

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

BYEEEE!! 😂😂😂😂

[okinawawgoddess]

🙄

[thetaurusworld]

Him: wyd?

Me: laying down

Him: without me?

Me:

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

That’s the granddaddy of them all!

[soravagemecrazy]

Foreal

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

Him: WYD

Me: I’m having dinner

Him: Damn, I bet that mouth good, huh?? 😏

Me:

[thenfrankiesaid]

a mf that will “wyd” your ass to death all damn day 🙄

[ariesg0ddess]

Lmaooooo niggas are so annoying.

[chubbloveee]

Him: Wyd?

Me: About to take a shower

Him: Let me get in with you

[sweedishcoochiemeatballs]

The sink one took me out

[onlyblackgirl]

Niggas: wyd

Me: Chillin

Nigs: I got something you can do 😉😜

Me:

[findingmeslowly]

😂😂

[boulevard-of-june-30th-deactiva]

This is gold 😂

[notoriouslynay]

Lame nigga: wyd

Me: nothing much, watching netflix

Lame: you wanna netflix and chill

[tamaraaal0vee-deactivated201912]

This post funny 😂

[apologeticallyfat]

The fact that even my ugly ass relates to this says a lot. Men are trash

[voluptuous-lady-with-freckles]

Dumb ass nigga: wyd

Me: watching tv

Dumb ass nigga: Do you wanna watch a volcano erupt

Me: Nigga what

Dumb ass Nigga: *sends a video of him jacking and coming*

Me:

[lilbrownnell]

Wait the last one 😩😩 that’s wild

[kingkunta-md]

I am ashamed.

[saaa-raaaah-deactivated20181128]

Him: Wyd?

Me: About to drink something.

Him: *sends dick pic* You can drink from my straw😏

[sophisticantsophia-deactivated2]

Him: wyd today?

Me: At work. Tbh I have free time so I’m actually exercising a little in my office 😂

Him: I got a lot of energy today too if you wanna come thru lol

Me:

Like dude shut all the way up, please. Damn near 25 with these 6th grade lines. What’re YOU doing lol

[heyreebee]

Him: “WYD?”

Me: “On my way to work “

Him: “I got some work for you”

Me:

[barenakedthoughts]

me: watching the iron giant 😄

him: I got an iron giant you could be playing with

me:

[boulevard-of-june-30th-deactiva]

😂😂😂

[billionairedreams]

Lame Nigga: Wyd?

Me: Eating

Lame Nigga: D’you know what I’d love to eat right now?😏

Me:

[boulevard-of-june-30th-deactiva]

😂😂

[adorn88]

oh my

[big-dick-nigga-3-deactivated202]

Lol is it bad that I’ve used that last one and it worked 😅💀

[rayraynddem]

Lame niggah: wyd

Me: bout to make some food

Lame niggah: you going to save some for me

Me:

[supersizemeplz]

I feel this on a whole ‘nother level.

[bigdezalclay16]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[n0kiv]

Me: *minding my business*

Lame nigga: I wanna eat your ass

Me:

[goodgirlsarai-deactivated202307]

That food one 😂😂😂

[donthmu11-deactivated20181226]

Brooooo 😂😂😂😂

[njwavegod]

My chestttt 😫😫😫

[buttalicious602]

[ix-niine-9-blog]

I love this started out with “him” and ended with “lame ass nigga “ lol

[monsttarchive]

imma use all of these for an experiment

[17mul]

“I’m so proud to be black.”

— I love us

[bonee-daddyy]

I’m back y’all 😍

[mayanangel]

….This hit me harder than I expected.

[bonee-daddyy]

Pride Month 🌈

[bonee-daddyy]

Pride Month 🌈

[midnightskydan-archive]

Sex drive higher than my will to live

[bob-belcher]

[inactiveblogger-deactivated2018]

me learning a language: wow! this is so easy!

verb conjugation: