even plants want me

Chad Radwell. I'm hot, I'm the most popular guy on campus, and did I mention how hot I am? Indie Chad Radwell from FOX's show Scream Queens. 

[bonerfordeadthings]

EVERYBODY WANTS TO GET WITH THIS.

                                      WOMEN, MEN, ANIMALS AT THE ZOO, PLANTS PROBABLY

[poeticsuggestion]

send me “if i were dating you” anons

[bonerfordeadthings]

i miss my trash son a lot

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HELLO LOVELIES!!! I M HEEEEEERE.

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Enzo to unknown contact

[Enzo]: Yes, I do, you look really hot I have been watching you for awhile in hopes that you would notice me.

Enzo: Are you afraid Chad? You shouldn't be I promise I won't hurt you. I just want to love you.

Chad: Well...I don't think I'm afraid, for now.

Chad: Why don't you, come have a closer look at all of this? Hm?

[lrhofrps-deactivated20170504]

I really want a plot that’s like “Your dad is my asshole french teacher and he failed me because he thinks I’m a trouble maker, so now I’m gonna date you and break your heart to get back at him, but whoops I actually fell for you” please and thank you. 

[bonerfordeadthings]

EVERYBODY WANTS TO GET WITH THIS.

                                      WOMEN, MEN, ANIMALS AT THE ZOO, PLANTS PROBABLY

[drcpdeadgcrgecus]

     Slowly nodding, a light smirk pulled on the corner of Boone’s lips. He knew Chad long enough, he knew that Chad wasn’t just the popular, well - built Sex addict. Of course that characterization was a part of him, but there was so much more to his BF. Boone felt like he was one of the few people, who knew that Chad had fears at all, that he was A HUMAN BEING && not just the schools frat boy. Still not completely able to shut the fact that the other male was completely nude only centimeters apart from him out, eyes followed the hand, wandering over Chads wet chest, almost like the other one was teasing Boone while making his heartfelt confession. “You’re not alone, Bro. Even though you might want to have someone else right beside you, most off all in this shower, I’m there for you, even though we face each other completely N A K E D under hot water right now, alright??” He knew that this statement probably was a little marred by the fact, that Boone still wasn’t able to take his eyes off of the other males dick. “You told me I have like a MASSIVE dong, so you were obviously starring at my wiener first, alright??” he tried to defend himself, even though his eyes followed the swinging piece of meat like Chad was trying to hypnotize him. Shaking his head to get a grip again, eyes wandered up the Chads face, while Boone unconsciously took a step into the other ones direction. Shrugging, he rose his eyebrows. “Is there any way I can help you relax, dude??” This was probably the wrongest timing to ask something like this, because the ambiguity was undeniable, but still Boone meant every word the way he said it. He just wanted his buddy to feel better ( && probably a piece of that dick, but most off all he was worried about Chads condition. )

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        “Well, I wasn’t expecting my best friend to be packing like me! God you must make all the guys feel good, right?” He asked his friend with a smile before he looked down at himself, swinging his dick even more. He groaned softly as the warm water kept hitting his chest, causing his head to press back against the shower wall as his eyes slowly closed. This was nice; not just the shower though. Being this close to Boone, expressing how he felt with nothing between them felt...special, and nice. He felt like he could tell his best friend anything and everything with no judgement or anything. Plus, being naked with him felt rather nice. They were exposed to each other; nothing blocking anything they had. It was definitely a moment the frat boy would never forget. “I don’t know. You got any ideas? I’m open to anything at this point.” Chad exclaimed as he grabbed the bar of soap near the other end, hand brushing past Boone’s waist before he brought the bar over his chest and rubbed it over the patch of hair he had that covered his pecs.

[dontdoboyfriends]

              “I’d call you a good boy if I’d be sure it won’t lead to you calling me daddy or worse. Master. – So, do us both a favor and…”, he paused, tilting his chin down and looking down at his own crotch before meeting Chad’s gaze again, a dirty and wide smirk now settled on his own features. “Do what you can do best with your mouth.”

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       “Woah woah woah. I thought you were gonna do some sucking?” Chad asked, crossing his arms as he leaned back against the wall. “Sure, I like sucking you off and hearing those noises you make, but you just said you’d suck me off.” His eyes glared at the other slightly before his lips curled into a soft smirk. “Now that isn’t fair, Connor.”

[dontdoboyfriends]

                         “I want you to know that you are the worst guy I’ve ever FUCKED and I’m only doing this because obviously I’m mentally troubled. If you so much as mention FARTS one more time or call me bro, I’ll find an even better way to make you regret it then orgasm denials.” A huff as he walks closer, stepping under the water stream and arching his brows as Chad. “Deal?”

[bonerfordeadthings]

     Chad smirked even more as he ran a finger against the other’s cheek. “The worst huh?” He said, quirking his own brow in a questioning manner before he chuckled softly, smirk turning into a small, delicate smile. “Yes, we have a deal.” He whispered the words softly as his eyes trailed up from the other’s body to his eyes. Instantly, his eyes were locked onto the other’s. He wouldn’t dare look away from them, ever.

[dontdoboyfriends]

                       “I don’t know how often I have to repeat myself before you finally understand that I am NOT your bro. – Hell, just sit down with Asher and bro-sap at each other or talk about how much you two would love to fuck me. —- I came here to be kind and suck YOU off for a chance but you managed to ruin my mood, congratulations.”

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       “The frat talk sure made you come last time.” Chad teased as he audibly sighed and reached towards the other, gripping his shoulder and pulling him into the stall with him. “Don’t act like you don’t want this, anymore.” The smirk was wide as he slowly closed the shower curtain to their stall. “Besides, showers get me hot and bothered, just thinking about shower sex.”

[drcpdeadgcrgecus]

       His best friends widened eyes made clear, that Chad didn’t expect Boone to be that huge. The younger one couldn’t hide a crooked smirk on still lightly reddened features, while he crossed his arms in front of his packed chest, eyebrows raising at the other ones words. “Cocky much!!” he grinned, playfully pushing the other one after the shoulder - nudge, water splashing against their already completely wet bodies. Eyeing Chad, while he started to slowly soap up his body, Boone realized how being naked with Chad Radwell in a pretty small shower felt more && more … well, not really NORMAL ( starring at his supposed straight best friends wiener would probably never feel really normal ), but definitely not as weird as it felt first. “Wow, you’re much more complex than one would think, dude. Like how can one person feel that many things at the same time??” Licking his lips, while Chad apologized, Boone just shook his head, guiding his body under the warm jet of water once again, closing his eyes, while listening to the blonde. “No need to apologies for anything, Bro. Even though this whole situation is really, really STRANGE && pretty GAY, we’re still best bros, aren’t we?? Like, you can definitely talk to me about whatever is on your mind, no matter if we’re sharing a bed or a shower, ok??” Leaning back against the opposite wall of the shower, Boone flashed Chad a cheery smile, still not completely able to avert gazing at the mans large dick && low-hanging testicles.

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       “I know! You’d think someone as smoking hot and built like me wouldn’t have a care in the world! But I do...it all, revolves around my fear of being alone...” Chad said as he ran a hand through his soaked hair and then ran the other up and down his chest. God, this was definitely weird for Chad; expressing his feelings as he was naked in the shower with his gay best friend. Everything lately was weird for Chad, everything except Boone. No matter what, Boone was always there for him, and never made him feel like this. “You do know I can tell you’re staring at my wiener, right bro?” He teased as he reached down and swung his hung dick around a bit, trying to cheer himself up and change the whole mood that was going on in the shower. “I just, need to relax bro. It’s been hard lately with everything going on, and now with Chanel gone, it’s even harder.”

[ragtagrunaways]

     The muffled groan that reached JJ’s ears was enough to encourage him onward, wanting to earn more of those noises. Lips chased across the other’s jaw as soon as he heard his name being groaned, thumbing a little more firmly at his nips. Teasing his nails against them with the next movement, even as he used his own legs to spread Chad’s, encouraging him to wrap his own around JJ’s waist. He wanted to feel every reaction from him. “Stop trying to be quiet.” A soft nip against his ear followed, before his tongue was dragging down from his chin. “No idea how bad I just wanna cover you in hickies. Make sure everybody knows all of this is mine and not theirs.”

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     God his body felt good. Every inch of him tingled as JJ rubbed and teased his nipples like that. He couldn’t help but become even harder underneath the other. He wrapped his legs around the other’s waist, knowing that’s what he wanted. His bulge rubbed up against the other’s and he couldn’t help but moan a bit more louder than usual. “M-me too JJ....god you make me feel alive.” His back arched as he opened his eyes and looked at the boy, getting lost in his eyes as he groaned more and more.

[drcpdeadgcrgecus]

      Biting his lower lip in anticipation for an answer of his best bro, Boone kept on killing time with soaping his trained body up once again, because the last thing he wanted right now, was to leave this shower - Not now, not when he && Chad were that honest with each other. Chad was right, Boone did admire the jock. He wasn’t sure if it was just the deep friendship, real admiration, sexual craving or … something else, he just knew that he never felt anything like this towards someone else. Chad was just as special to Boone, as it was the other way around && it almost was like the both of them made each other they way they are, since they started being friends && later B E S T friends. Still waiting for the other males words to come out, his forehead wrinkled in confusion, when he suddenly heared the other students shower curtain being opened. Awesome, now Chad would probably leave && they would never talk to each other again, because this conversation had been way too awkward && GAY for a womanizer like Chad Radwell. Or at least Boone thought so, until his shower curtain was pushed aside && the other males simply joined him in the shower - Two naked bodies, only centimeters apart from one another, one of them carrying a raging boner. “WHAT THE FUCK; CHAD??” was the only thing he could reply, his whole face turning dark red. Pressing his lips together, while trying to listen to the other male, without being too obvious about starring at his dick, he sighted lightly. “Thank you … I guess??” he replied to the other ones compliment, related to his cock. “Okay, back to the topic. Eyes up here.” It was kinda funny, that Boone had to tell Chad that, because usually he was the one, who’s eyes were glued to Chads crotch, chest or behind. “What were you talking about??” reaching for the shower gel, he gave it to Chad - If they had a heart to heart, nude, in a shower, the least thing they could do, was actually showering, right?? “What are you thinking about, ever since Chanel dumped you?? Like …are you kinda BICURIOUS or something??”

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      Chad was just in shock at how huge his best friend way. Damn, were all gay guys born with big dicks or something? Chad chuckled to himself as he looked back up at Boone. “You as well, dude. Though you’ve probably dreamed about this for awhile now.” He teased, nudging the boy’s shoulders as he turned around to face the curtain before he reached back and grabbed the shower gel from Boone. “That’s the thing man, I don’t know what I’m feeling! Part of me....is in a way, relieved she left me and went onto another pour soul, while the other part misses her. Then there’s this part of me that wants to try things with other people, and then there’s the part that doesn’t want to, and wants to keep things as they are.” His mind boggled with all these thoughts, and it honestly hurt at times. “Sorry dude...I didn’t mean to lay all this out on you.” Chad then turned and leaned back against the shower wall, letting the water roll down his chest and crotch as he closed his eyes and sighed to himself.

[bonerfordeadthings]

No this isn't Boone. I'm being serious Chad.

           “Then who are you? A fan or something?”

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We can even roleplay if you want. Literally anything you want, I won't say no, as long as you fuck me. I mean it, you don't have to touch my cock, you don't even have to kiss me.

         “...Boone? Is this you?”

[ragtagrunaways]

     It’s moments like these that JJ really enjoys. Being able to take his time and not worry about having any kind of distraction, or being worried about hiding away. Not when he could feel the pleasure and relaxation practically rolling off of Chad. His lips traced further down his arm, slowly rolling his tongue against the skin as he went, whilst both palms settled on his chest. Already having clued in on a few of the other mans more sensitive spots whilst they fooled around, he was interested in seeing just how loud the other ended up. Thumbs brushed against those sensitive buds.

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      Eyes went wide as soon as he felt the other’s thumbs against his nipples. He closed his mouth, teeth digging into his bottom lip as he groaned deeply. The other was such a tease, using his weak spots against him. He felt his cock harden within the boxers he was wearing, not even trying to stop it. “JJ...” The nickname rolled out of his mouth softly as he kept groaned, eyes closing soon after as he indulged in the feeling that his body was being given. Toes even curled as he the other continued.