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[warbleralways]

𝙼𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝙰𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚌 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚎 - 𝚂𝚎𝚡/𝚁𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚅𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗!

BOLD any that apply to your muse/their habits italicize any of your muse’s turn-ons/likes Strike any of your muse’s turn-offs/dislikes

Feel free to add to the list! REPOST, don’t reblog!

Tagged by: @demonveiined​

heterosexual. homosexual. bisexual . pansexual. demisexual. asexual. monogamous/polyamorous . long term relationships. casual relationships. rough partner. loud partner. growling/screaming muse/partner. crying. sobbing. gentleish .tender .whispers. moaning. touching others. touching self. being touched. lingering caresses. kisses. french kisses. licking. nibbling rec/giving. biting rec/giving. scratching rec/giving. hair pulling rec/giving. dominance. submission. power play. struggles .wrestling. hugs. cuddling. shower/bath sex. up against a wall. being held down. breasts. butts. legs. thighs. feet. hands. ears. love bites. innuendo. choking. breath play. bondage. leather. silk. velvet. lace. orgasm denial. being watched. watching others. half-clothed. bared skin. teasing. indoors. outdoors. public. private. lingerie. stockings. corsets.

Tagged: @runedshadow​, @warstopper​, @theindieflash​, @indiesamevans​, @inthequiver​, @pianokeysandbowties​, @remembcr​, @magnusofbane​, @unlockinglahey​, and whoever wants to do it!!!

Send 🍳 for my muse’s reaction to yours bringing them breakfast in bed.

[musingmemes]

cuddly / platonic-ish memes

“your feet are cold.”

“movies are made for watching, not for asking questions.”

“you’re hogging the blankets!”

“we should cuddle… for warmth.”

“is that your hand on my leg?”

“scoot over.”

“can we watch something else? this is scary.” 

“are you shivering?” 

“if you start snoring, i won’t be responsible for what happens to you.”

“did you eat all the popcorn?”

“your hair keeps getting in my face.”

“are you even wearing pants??”

“stop kicking me!”

“you’re a good pillow.”

“do i look like a foot-rest to you?”

“do i look like a pillow to you?”

“i’m cold.”

“why can’t you ever just lay still?”

[ask-meme-addicts]

John Mulaney: Comeback Kid Sentence Starters

❝ Ooh, who’s that fella? I bet he did kill his wife. ❞

❝ It’s great, you sound like a person. ❞

❝ Some people give off a vibe of like, “do not fuck with me.” My vibe is more like “hey, you could pour soup in my lap and I’d probably apologize to you!” ❞

❝ You can do whatever you want forever. ❞ 

❝ Anyone who’s seen my dick and met my parents needs to die. ❞  

❝ Have you seen his ass lately? What the hell is he trying to pull? ❞ 

❝ That’s how broken I was. ❞ 

❝ You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair. ❞

❝ I’m very small, and I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress that I’m under. ❞

❝ Hey, can I walk you home? ❞ 

❝ Well, now I’m embarrassed to say. ❞

❝ I’m so horny and angry all the time, and I have no outlet for it, so… ❞

❝ And when one feels like a duck, one is happy! ❞

❝ Ah, numbers, the letters of math. ❞

❝ You know how I’m filled with rage? ❞ 

❝ This guy’s either 40 or 80. ❞

❝ Eat ass, suck a dick and sell drugs. ❞ 

❝ Yeah, but the past is the past. ❞  

❝ Oh, is she a super bad mom? ❞

❝ Hey, what kind of a person are you? ❞ 

❝ I mean, you’re all violent here, but you’re very friendly. ❞  

❝ Oh, me? I’m just an old man. ❞

❝ I don’t like confrontation, because I’ve never been in a fight before. ❞  

❝ You’re never too young to learn our national no-snitching policy. ❞ 

❝ Now that’s debatable. ❞ 

❝ How perfect is that? ❞

❝ Thank you, no one will ever see me again! ❞ 

❝ ‘Cause he never forgets a bitch, ever. ❞ 

❝ And isn’t that the American dream when all’s said and done? ❞ 

❝ That’s not even a situation. ❞ 

❝ Oh the things I have seen, you cocksucker. ❞ 

❝ But such is life for an old knickerbocker like me. ❞ 

[volcaroniite-blog]

send me a "✎" and ill draw your muse X

what a hottie tottie

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send me a "✎" and ill draw your muse X

steven stone in that one outfit bruno mars wears in uptown funk

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✎

send me a "✎" and ill draw your muse X

here we have an icy man in his natural habitat