NSFW Club house

21+ he/him ftm t4t mlm wlm nblm nblnb no dd/lg no dd/lb no misgendering Place to put the sin. NSFT will have sexual stuff and on occasion gore/vore drawings stuff.

[casivarn]

who the fuck even uses "pretty boy" as an insult any more I thought we all came to the agreement that all it does is make you sound like you want to stick your tongue down the other guy's throat

[makingqueerhistory]

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[dykeselfcest]

quick are you mythologizing sex again? are you making it seem like a special category of human behavior rather than just a thing people do? are you forgetting that it can be silly or fun or simply pedestrian? are you forgetting that it requires conversation and negotiation just like every other human activity that involves other people?

[dykeselfcest]

things that are extremely normal to say and do not kill the mood or remove the romance or anything:

hey do you want to have sex tonight/tomorrow/later this week?

would you like it if I say x during sex?

do you want to put on some music?

hold on, let me look up how to tie that knot again.

can we change positions? this one isn't great for my back/arm/whatever.

I don't want to put on like 2014 Sex Positive Educator Voice but like I promise it's not that special or scary and you don't have to completely change your behavior to have sex, it's normal and healthy to talk about it and negotiate and figure things out as you go. and when I see people say things like "I feel like it would be weird to stop and put on music/adjust positions/etc" I feel like that's part of mythologizing sex? like there's not some magical mood that you will ruin by speaking up or making some adjustments or setting something up. it's okay I swear.

[planitiautopia]

other Normal Things To Say or Hear During Sex:

let’s have a break, i want to drink some water/take a piss/catch my breath/take my meds/fix whatever thing

wait, let me add more lube/can u apply some lube?

ouch, this thing kinda hurts. let’s not do this thing again/please be more careful with this thing/let that part rest for now and do this thing instead

i don’t like how xyz felt, let’s not do that

sorry, what did u say? i didn’t hear you there, can you repeat it?

i don’t think i can cum rn, do u want me to continue or do something else for u?

i don’t think i want to continue, let’s to something else

and ofc the obligatory:

have u gotten ur lab results yet? let’s use protection then, just in case

do u have condoms? i want us to be safe/don’t want to risk any accidents/etc

looks like we don’t have any condoms. let’s go get some/have sex next time/do something else

[certifiedsexed]

Certified Sex Ed Post!

[ratslutuncontained]

"I have unrealistic kinks so I guess it's jacking off to weird porn forever for me" NO. What you need. Is a good sex partner. Who knows how to get creative in the theatre of the mind.

Service doms who crave giving specialised service exist and they'd love to turn you into a cube and pry you apart at the vertices if that's what you want in a scene.

Service subs who crave giving specialised service exist and they'd love to become your pet centipede for a night if that's what you want in a scene.

ALL kink is playing games. Puppy play is fantasy as much as vore is fantasy as much as fauxcest is fantasy as much as dollification is fantasy etc etc. Don't be scared to get creative with it. You might just find the best sex of your life down there in the weird stuff.

[bonesination]

Used to masterbate by pillow jumping and the like, but as the disability in the rotting corpse of a prison that is a human body laying on our back with leg support.

We feel like all those fantasies about twink slutting partying were all impossible to begin with.

But it also just has us unable to comprehend/ understand / think of flirting or hooking up or asking partners for the sexual help. It's like it's impossible to.

And it's gotta be trauma related, everything is /joking. Like maybe skill regression on seeing outside people as a source of help.

But I think we've always had that. It's not like we've ever been particularly social. Sneaking around social groups doesn't equal developing relationships. And avoiding socialization all togther isn't exactly helping anything.

I just..... idk anymore asking for help from others hasn't really panned out, groans this is sad shit tied to horny crap and fucking hate this trauma processing human relationship and brain crap

I want to fuck and eat and play

I want to sing and dance and create

I want to be free

[fray]

immaterial girls, immaterial boys 🏳️‍⚧️

added this to my shop as a print/poster/etc

[tadfools]

I might've added the BG3 Art Book to my dnd assets stash

It' 100% does not have things like the 5e players' handbook + 5e’s character sheet, several gm guides, critical role's explorer's guide to wildmount, baldur's gate and waterdeep city encounters, 101 potions and their effects, volo's guide to monsters, both of xanathar's guides, a bunch of other encounters, one shots, and class builds

In no way are there any pdf’s relating to any wizard who may or may not be residing on any coast

(Edit that I’ve moved the folder to the new link above! So if you catch a different version of this post that link won’t work anymore!)

[edgedfox-deactivated20240929]

Being a puppy but you give me chew toys because i’m autistic and have a fun oral fixation where i have to chew and bite stuff. Being a puppy but you put me in a kennel with a dark blanket draped over cause i like small, dark spaces. Being a puppy but i’m stripped naked because my clothes were about to make me freak the fuck out and start crying. Being a puppy but enjoying the non sexual side of things a lot.

[thirstier-casca]

If you showed me to a gloryhole and told me every dick would be guaranteed safe & healthy I literally don't think I would be able to resist. Like, fuck. 100% anonymous dick on demand, as much as I want??? I would be there all day. I would be there every day. I would suck dick until my jaw was sore and still come back for more tomorrow.

[cryptotheism]

Your body must be rested and fed if you wish to be a pervert.

[t4tpuppyluvr-deactivated2024040]

cnc not as in i want to hurt you but cnc as in i love you so much i want to make you feel so good do you trust me? i trust you. i love you i know you want me to make you feel good i can tell by the way you look at me by the way your breath hitches by how wet you are. i want you so bad ill do anything for your body. i hear you saying my cock is too big but we both trust each other enough to use the safe word if it's not fun anymore and youre not saying it you're just crying and taking it for me. you look so pretty on my cock. you're so good for me. i own you and you love it. i love you.

[queer-petplay]

I just want to be a puppy. I don’t want to think about work or bills or heartache. I don’t need to pick out outfits everyday. Just keep me naked in a collar. I don’t want to decide what and when to eat. Just give me a bowl when you decide it’s time. I want to be pet and played with. Make me feel good. Teach me any trick and I’ll do whatever you demand because I’m a good puppy. I live to be your puppy. All I need is to be your good pup.

[bonesination]

Getting high, after a hard day cleaning, planning to spend the next 3 days sober, so doing a more recreational level.

My mind is full of trauma memories, alters wanting to investigate "the group" , and some wanting to post "home alone, high and horny" , all while my partner is going to see their mom, alone, watching how cancer kills. And it's one of those things you want to help, but there isn't anything to do.

So I'm high, and thinking about the past and the things to come.

[xxglazeddescentxx-deactivated20]

I need to start getting fucked on the regular before I go completely insane

[saccharine-mutt]

dogtops pspspspspspsps come bend me over and breed my stupid puppycunt while clawing at my hips and panting in my ear!!!!! dogtops pspspspspsps you want to knot me over n over again and do everything you can to give me pups!!!!! dogtops pspspspspsps you want to mark my throat and make me into a stupid mutt who presents at every opportunity!!!!!

[jellogram]

God vampires are so fucking annoying "Unnnngggghh I have to attack humans to live 😩" no you don't. Literally just put an ad on craiglist or fetlife like "Hey I'm a vampire and I'm looking for someone to be my blood bag" and you would get like a thousand replies. You are a creature borne from repressed horniness, why don't you stop being catholic about it and start using it to your advantage

[crehador]

so when food is too salty we might say "打死卖盐的" basically meaning "did you beat the salt merchant to death" but one time in an attempt to be a little polite and a little funny to the chef (my mother) i said "……是不是又跟卖盐的有矛盾了" meaning "are you... having a dispute with the salt merchant again" and now it's a whole thing in my family

anyway point being there has been another altercation with the salt merchant