Earl Grey Enjoyer

Westley He/him Horticultural lad 18+

[hymnsofheresy]

"we live in an uncaring universe"

false. i care very deeply. am i not a part of this infinite universe?

[drchucktingle]

wow what a blessing to exist

[the-sweaty-toothed-mad-woman]

today’s the only day you can reblog this

“There Will Come Soft Rains”, Ray Bradbury

[ladyshinga]

"Willie Nelson in the news"

OH GOD, NO, NOT YET, I'M NOT REA--

"He's fine, he just hates AI data centers"

oh thank god

[silverrdagger]

whatever 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

[achillesinhighheels]

[holytranny]

Pope Leo I kinda love you

[a-cold-glass-of-betelgeuse]

rip jesus you would’ve loved fig newtons and zohran mamdani

[8nin]

there's not a single casual bone in my body. everything means something to me

[heyvamin]

because who am i if i don‘t give my entire heart everytime?

[tranthony]

grout white shark

[millenniallust4death]

I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

[haystarlight]

THE ORIGINAL?!?!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!???

[hanesbeefytshirt]

I know it is a privilege to feel things deeply but what the fuck

[itsdappleagain]

jesus no

[whyenn-reader]

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

[vehder]

i miss u so much (pre ai internet)