welcome to my hooker palace

Cody | she/they

[bongdirt]

I have 3 hours to plant 13000 pikmin flowers this party walk is making me crazy

[datsderbunnyblog]

This comment was left on a post about making the most of the Libby app. "Excessive use of generous lending policies" is the most absurd phrase I've ever seen anyone use to discuss libraries.

[catboycommunist]

evergreen

[transistorlover]

please remember I only get a limited one time amount from your book purchase. Its not per read. Consider how excessive reading thanks to generous ownership policies impact the people creating the content. Consider subscribing to a monthly license for your copy so that I (not the machine operators or those involved in packing and delivering the books dont worry) can benefit more from the single time purchase you made

[cilantrhoes]

[thekidsarentalright]

when a songs lyrics use repetition to signify growing desperation and emotion that additional words wouldnt be able to convey

[plaidscully]

Mulder & Scully will wake up in the middle of the night & instinctively reach for the phone to call each other only to remember they sleep in the same bed now so they can just turn over

[scullee]

*scully whispering two inches from mulders face at 2am*: mulder it’s me

[eraserheadadult]

can i be real with you i'm gonna start biting people

[eraserheadadult]

i love how fat people know Exactly what i'm talking about but skinny people don't get it at all + are wildly misinterpreting this and making it about themselves

like this is about the very specific way people interact with sexual images of skinny women vs sexual images of fat women. i feel like it's a bigtime self report that you think this is about how sexual comments on the internet are bad

[exclipsensfw]

purity politics

(reposting this because tumblr deleted my blog funny enough for nsfw)

[exclipsensfw]

Someone sent me anon hate then reported every single one of my posts because of this post

[orcboxer]

After a 5 year hiatus, national embarrassment Conor McGregor debuts in his own mma tournament called World's Baddest Man and his very first move is to blow out his knee and collapse to the ground

[orcboxer]

[barbaricjester]

I love the word "beeline." youre in such a hurry youre doing bug movement

[weirwoodsugar]

i love when fantasy novels are about 35 year olds…why is everyone in books 20 or 16 all the time

[weirwoodsugar]

(defensively) 35 is one of the most normal ages to be

[ankle-beez]

[ebethdoodles]

animated sprite attacks for artfight >:3

[caninecarer]

🐾 today's theme is: digital dogs

webkinz gif ⼃pictures from pinterest

[crabussy]

thinking about diatoms again

[crabussy]

microscopic living stars made of glass that eat the sun. and they're all around us. in every body of water. glass sun-eating stars.

[crabussy]

I like them a lot. they produce up to half of all earth's oxygen. the air you breathe is thanks to sun-eating stars made of glass. and that's pretty cool.

[crabussy]

and you know. like oblongs and triangles and some other bullshit

[cutecipher]

do you think pikmin are real friends or just work friends

[cutecipher]

[inonibird]

A dumb comic about Grievous’ collection~

[venusswasaboy]

I quote this and laugh to myself very, very often.