welcome to my hooker palace

Cody | she/they

[menlove]

when u see a mutual u haven't seen in ages in ur notifs like omg I've pleased you again never leave me

[bongdirt]

Finally settled and got comfortable enough with my manthing to decorate his house hehe

[bongdirt]

Been getting really into smiling lately

[kabber]

[bebemoon]

"can our ai assistant help you?" "give our ai mode a try !" "our ai assistant is your new best friend !"

[liarsblade]

Fanfiction is cool because you get to learn what other people's parents taught them the hymen is like

[liarsblade]

I know that I had somewhat unusually comprehensive sex ed but it still surprises me every time I'm reminded that some people genuinely think that losing your virginity is a capri sun kind of situation.

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

Coins AND a friend? He should be grateful

[teathattast]

Realizing some things about myself today

[abyssal-ilk]

you ever get so into the whole "it would have been good if it was good" thing that it gets kind of embarrassing. it would have been good if it was good but it's Not and in fact it's maybe worse than anything else but unfortunately. it still could have been good. if it was go

[crazy-brazilian]

[dogpuppy]

[mtsodie]

i like this picture a lot its so beautiful to me . you're free

[frog43]

wha t if oregon trail was called wagon age: oregons

[naamahdarling]

This made me so angry the first time I saw it I’m reblogging it again.

[luxiethefool]

happy 10 years to wagon age oregons

[vulvalini]

[bongdirt]

Sangria dreams are different anyway just woke up from a dream where I had an old faded shirt with the Metallica logo across the chest but a picture of a young Britney Spears in the center

[newskinfortheoldceremony1974]

if it's a girl we're naming her drunk drivers and if it's a boy we're naming him killer whales

[aturnoftheearth]

destiel // heat above - greta van fleet // watch on youtube

[thadeeliv]

if Discord keeps up this NFT bullshit you know where to find me

[gacorley]